Draw thread
taking requests
>>682482625
Requesting hot slime guy
>>682482625
cyclops lady dressed sexy
what do u think of my drawing ?
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>682481404
Queen of what, exactly? I don't remember agreeing to anything, and I've been here a lot longer than you.
Hey everyone
>>682481981
Hey, dude. Good day?
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
>>682480389
Thanks OP!
Ok /b/, this faggot is an old friend of mine and has been fucking my girlfriend behind my back (will break up with her soon) so I downloaded a free texting app and want to fuck with him.
Something that will make him feel guilty, but dubs is dubs and I'll deliver whatever. Nothing that will get me arrested, faggots.
I think i'm HIV positive...
>>682495792
My girl sucked your dick, so now its my turn
>>682495950
Roll
Get him to send a dick and face pic and post it on social media
What will you make /b/ros?
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
Self bump
Bamp again
Fuck my life
Anyone up for some revolution come to sweden and take your best and finest guns take some friends too. The activity for you are forcing some unwelcome from the country. (The unwelcome are people are from a country that everyone hates and are Killing peoples from US and other countries and having a fucking retard religion) Welcome and have fun let the hunt begin.
>>682466501
*some unwelcome people*
Islam is state religion in Sweden, so kicking christcucks is easier. I'm in.
>>682466501
Gimme some money to get there and we'll be ridin bikes hitting cucks with steel pipes
>>682466856
islam is NOT a fucking state religion in sweden
you probably won't though, what a faggot.
>>682488944
i do anyways.. lul
please no
>>682489213
thank fuck
Continuing my convo
>>682491389
Aight starting its own thread now>>682491552
Here we are
>>682491671
Update the texts and post the picture of her again so everyone knows where we left off
What now /b/? I enjoy fucking around with this bitch
I'm a stupid lying faggot that tries too hard. Sorry
Waifu claiming thread.
>Fetish Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>tell us your fantasies
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>show your legs to Yume
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
Dio-sama...
>>682492698
>fetish edition
!!!!! w-what?!
>>682492505
i like it!!! i just hate being in it.....well nevermind, it's the class i hated lol
>c-can i be something less....pimpish....
Went to the record store and bought myself a few Requiems. The owner asked if I was buying them for someone that had died, I responded that they were for me.
smart move ditching the lard whales.
alright i think i understand. You have made some good points. You'd focus more on a romantic relationship instead?
Help me /b/
>>682479715
She ain't interested
>>682479814
I know....
>>682479814
>>682479715
To be honest op just send her a dick pic shit can't get any worse.
>>682479715
ask her about her day
GET THREAD GET IN HERE NIGGERS
>>682488587
check'em
Fuck no this thread is gonna fail, previous one was fucking crazy
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND TO THE OTHER THREAD
DID SOMEONE SCREEN CAP?
Last thread >>682466131 404'd. I'm recreating it for the sake of keeping the convo alive.
"Hello fellow fuckfaces.
I have a pretty interesting question for all of you out there.
I'm a 300 pound nineteen year old fucker who does her best to eat healthy (low carbs, high protein without eating red meat, heck I barely eat meat as is) and healthy fats like avacado.
I don't exercise much (is that even a surprise) but I do eat healthy.
I'll skip right to the question, am I a rare instance of a fat-but-still-curvy lady? Or do I come off as one of those in-complete-denial whales who just try to use curvy as an excuse for being fat?
PS I don't use curvy as an excuse for being fat, as stated above I do try to eat healthy since I know I live a fairly sedentary lifestyle, it's the very least I can do to not give myself something like heart disease. I do like to go on walks and I commute via walking and bus daily, so I do burn at least a good 200~500 calories per day through exercise, while taking in 1500~2000.
Where I'm getting at is I'm not completely ignorant towards my body as much as I am just not motivated.
TL;DR Am I still sexy despite being a fat fuck because I show minor interest in not ruining my body and also am lucky to have a decent frame or am I just completely vomit-worthy??? ? ?"
My infant-esque-flexibility
doing some weeb pose idfk
>>682477487
Can you sniff your feet please? I have a fetish for that
Like this
and here u can see my hairy cooter oh boi
Let's start Zootopia thread, /b/.
If you know what I mean.
>>682481126
No...no go away. no more judy shit.
>>682481126
No.
>>682481126
This is you, OP. Fucking piece of shit...
i'm bored
dubs decides
no face
NO rerolling
>>682491079
tits or gtfo obviously
Sharpie in pooper
bored again???? you obviously want a sharpie in the pooper
ya sharpie in pooper
Post Whatever the Fuck You Want
my kind of thread
What is your opinion on white girls fucking black guys?
>>682473106
who gives a fuck
>>682473366
/thread
>>682473366
this is what i think every time when i see one of these threads
>>682473106
Bestiality, niggers are apelike and shall not mingle with humans.
Loli bread faggots
Bump
Post lucchini
Hello, /b/, I am Satan. I am here for a short while, so feel free to ask me anything
A/s/L ?
>>682479003
Samael/Immortal/Las Vegas
Hows hitler
>>682478852
What's it like being me?
Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Hitler was ok tbh
Shinoa claimed
>>682483095
>
>Claiming Shizuru
>>682485007
awww, it will be fine Yuuko!
I'm sure you're more eager to get to your dreams than I am. You can do college!
Submarine Operation: Sen Toku
I hope you've studied your Submarine warfare doctrine, because you're the commander of the brand new Sen Toku I-400 class Submarine, name boat of the class, I-400.
You will be headed to the Atlantic Ocean to meet a German U-boat, U-530, and exchange vital technologies and supplies.
This mission will help improve German-Japanese relations by making a good impression on Submarine operation skills.
You start off loaded with enough torpedoes to wreck any force you can bear your tubes on, and enough fuel capacity and efficiency to travel across the world one and a half times.
You will have enough 5 Inch (127 mm), 1 Inch (25mm), and 0.5 Inch (12.7 mm) ammunition to deal with any reasonable enemy force, although you must be VERY desperate if you end up using your surface armament.
You will start off submerged at periscope depth, 6 Miles (10 Km) away from the rendezvous location.
Your orders, Commander?
> Neptune claimed!
Sup faggots,im the fag from the last /b/ makes a hearthstone card thread. Same as last time.
7 decides name.
Poopy butthole flaps
Donald shroomp
moot
Sasha Grey