Waifu Claiming thread
>What is your waifu/husbando's most notable quirk?
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per anon
>Insult others ruthlessly
>Post fitting, non-sexualized content
>Keep RP to a minimum, ERP non-existent
>Don't be gay, pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>All ships must dock and drop anchor
>You're in public. Act decent.
>Avoid empty posts/claims. We know you're here. You never leave.
>If you cannot triforce, get out.
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Most important: Have fun!
Dio-sama...
Iowa claim
>>684371471
Not until he gets it right
Obligatory claim.
>>684371334
Being attached to me.
My drug dealer just gave me this bag of mushrooms for free (after I bought for 60$ of weed)
I'm a regular and we've been chill for a while now. This would be my first time on shrooms.
What's your opinion on this /b/?
Also drug thread.
If it's less than 3 grams you're wasting your time
Just eat them faggot
Buy lots of drinks, cigs whatever so you don't have to leave the house for around 8-12 hours. Call a friend who you trust and who is a generally positive person. Be prepared to puke your guts out before it gets nice.
Do a little bit at a time so you don't od and go schizo
If you drink alcohol get some to tone down the buzz if needed (or some sort of benzo)
>>684367782
don't listen to this faggot. Just eat em all at once you wont trip that hard. They're not even fresh mushrooms. Northwesterner here.
>>684368534
How do you know they aren't fresh? my phone takes crappy photos
New celeb thread
>>684369407
cute
Ask a spic who hates his own race anything
>>684366827
Hablas espanol guey?
>>684366827
Are you voting for Trump?
how quickly, and how many times
are
you
going
to
go
fuck yourself,
puto
>>684366827
Specifically speaking what spic are you?
bikini girls and opinions thread
Guys help, can we get a reaction thread going? I lost my PC and thus my folder and need to build a new one.
when she says she takes anal
when she says she doesn't take anal
Good evening, Anonymous. I'm feeling a little under the weather tonight, but I'm here for you.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>To go easy on me, we'll do things differently than usual.
>Dubs, trips, or any other special GET gets a reading from the Hermetic Tarot
>Point out your GET for me if I miss it and please be patient.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name (real or made up) and you get a fortune cookie if you don't GET, courtesy of a junior shrine maiden.
Let's have fun.
>>684369419
Hello again, sorry for not paying attention.
Early mornings are busy for ME.
>>684369419
I'm sick too, and so is Louise!
It's an epidemic! nyoro~n
>>684369419
bummmmp
<3 daggy
Were you a different 2hu in another life?
Rate my friend
>>684365421
I'd fuck her 6/10
Would listen to her/10
8/10
>>684365421
She looks a little crosseyed, but not bad.
Sup /b/, what kind of guns do you like?
ones wiht custom mlp paintjobs and penises
>>684365275
bitchin
>>684364597
9mm? Should've got a Beretta.
/g/fur
please
bump because i'm horny
last desperate bump
Fap roulette thread.
Roll fags
>>684364194
Roll
ok
>>684364194
roll
Rollerino
/b/ has anyone had any experience with getting a "keyholder" like i'd want to find a woman to keep control of me and possibly lock me in chastity even better if she'd fuck someone in front of me and degrades me. how could i find someone ? could i find someone who does it for money ? are there risks involved ?
No you're a cuck
Kill yourself
>>684363355
thanks for the help :/
>>684363654
Why would you want someone that you're going to get engaged with intimately to fuck someone else right in front of you?
SJWs are winning. They're targeting nimble minded people.
>>684363103
you might find someone but be careful this is how cucks turn into sissies. if she really want it YOU will be the one taking dick. unless you want to be in that lock for months
Hi bros, can a kind anon please gift me Civilization V: Complete Edition? It's on sale right now. Please help me out bros.
http://store.steampowered.com/sub/36075/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/milkspanker/
>>684363235
lol can't afford 13 bucks might as well kys
save for civ 6 you twit
>>684363235
would any kind anon gift me FFX?
Thanks and I hope you have a great night anon
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ForgottenDeadMan
>>684363573
I could never afford new games bro. I'm only asking for V cause its on sale and hoping someone can help me out.
Please anyone?
Does anyone want to talk about school shooting?
I'm over highschool, and one of my biggest regrets in life is that i didn't shoot it up.
Cool story bro
>>684367011
thats dumb.
forget those faggots and move on already.
i have like three friends from that time in my life - good friends. the rest are voids.
who fucking cares?
is your life so tiny?
Even if you did you'd still just be another faggot, OP.
Feet threat cont. ?
will post til ya'll get over here (:
Cock Tribute Thread
Getting to as many as possible.
High volume = more selective
(MILFS)
>>684368591
/deutsch/
welches captcha benutzt ihr? (alt/neu)
helga lovekaty, hot or not?
welche erfindung braucht die welt nicht?
>>684363611
>Aber mist, man speichert die Bilder nicht mit oder?
nein nur die thumbnails...
>>684363885
>gibts mehr von ihr?
nicht dass ich wüsste
>>684363927
>Findest du die Bilder aus dieser Serie gut? Kann davon mehr posten.
ja sehr sogar! immer gerne!
>>684364059
>Auch wenn es kein Dauerkonsum ist?
ja auch dann. das wirkt bei mir noch ein, zwei tage nach
>Mit einem/zwei Mal die Woche bin ich eigentlich immer noch gut dabei.
jop
Ich fahr da jetzt mal hin.. hoffentlich klappt's
hanz hier.
ich benutze tinder seit jahren und seit anfang dieses jahres intensiv. wieso hab ich nur 4 matches insgesamt?
seit ich jung war benutze ich jede erdenkliche dating plattform aber ich hatte bisher 0 treffen.
und die einzigste person die interesse an mir hatte war total hässlich. das konnte ich nicht tun.
was ist loß?
sind die illuminaten am werke?
ich kann ja nichtmal auf craigslist in der casual dating sektion posten. meine posts tauchen einfach nicht auf. als ob die blockiert werden.
und wieso werde ich verfolgt? und wieso versucht man mich zu töten?
hab sogar beweise dass die dinge einfach erfinden um mich in die klapse zu kriegen.
first words that come to mind
>>684364477
Rent a rasta documentary
Nigger
Wish that was my gf.
catch of the day
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What's /b/s thoughts on the new DOOM game? I personally love it
>>684368525
looks cool tbh
Over hyped peace of shit, play a real game like watch dogs.
>>684368525
it fits my personality which is blody and hardcore
