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Cock rate thread
r8
>>684436270
6/10 btw
>>684436270
what country and when can i suck it? :3
>>684436270
Pencil/10
Anyone have any experience with homemade fleshlights?
If so does? dont's?
best one?
>>684436894
No I don't know the source of gif
>>684436894
Put a shit ton of lube in and your set m8
>>684436894
for the longest time I would use a plastic baggie with a bit of lotion or oil inside it and fuck it between either my bed and bedrame, or between two couch cushions
tried various versions of cut water bottle with sponge/towels and glove/condom. The condom/glove would always eventually break from pressure, and the towels/sponges would always lose their shape and loosen up.
also tried that starch and water in a cup in the freezer one. It didn't hold and the starch jelly tore up in pieces.
>>684436894
this is nice
havent jerked off for a week now
TRY AND BREAK ME FAGGITS
You just lost
>>684435369
>>684435332
made me touch myself
but still holding
points for both of you anons
gotta go
>>684431281
roll
>>684431281
rell
>>684431281
rollllll
re-roll
>>684431281
numero dos
I used to Live by this married chick in a trailer park, and I'd fuck her whenever her husband wasn't around.
Pic related
>>684432794
I'm so sorry
>>684432794
She'd come over, sneak into my house and blow me.
>>684432794
chick?? looks like a granny to me. I have fucked few trailer trashes as well. usually their hubbys are ok. got any nudes?
extremely sorry for you.
>>684433740
OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE YOU FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE SO FUCKING MUCH
EVERY FUCKING THING YOU DO IS SOME RETARD PUSSY SHIT WHO THINKS HE'S FUCKING FUNNY
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>684435062
Don't chimp man.
You don't want to go to prison again.
know you miss your boyfriend though, but please refrain from being the nigger that you are.
>>684435062
bait so low quality that it doesn't deserve a picture
>>684435398
OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M NOT EVEN BLACK SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING PENIS INSECURE LITTLE PRICK
>>684435062
I know this can't be s nigger, they can't use the Internet. Nice B8 m8
>>684435594
>>684435451
READ YOU FUCKING NERVOUS LITTLE PRICK
Françaises du dimanche
>>684433803
dégage sale bougnoule
Help /b/
I'm in love.
Pic related.
Anyone got nudes?
>>684435224
I know what you mean. She's so cute, when she wrinkles her nose like that.
>>684435224
Who is she?
>>684435224
frauke petry
from the german right wing party afd
>>684435224
>>684435754
>>684435224
>>684435754
>>684435793
creeeeps
how would you take her virginity?
>>684433048
I wouldn't
>>684433048
>3048 â–¶>>684433149
>File: MpGZ9qG.png (363 KB, 263x810)
>how would you take her virginity?
ugly af
>>684432896
nice gams. bump.
>>684432896
Opee?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
Vote for or against the new trap board /trp/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10213770
We can do it
OK let's do one of these threads:
>age
>job
>salary
>happiness
I'll start...
>28
>teacher (technically a "long-term substitute")
>$100 / day (because no contract)
>7/10
It's not bad. I wish the pay were better, and I prefer teaching high school, not middle school; but I
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Classs 6-8 truck tech
28/hour
Not unwell
>>684435555
FUCK
We needed those quads in the other thread
18
Contract Cook
$300 per day 5 days a week
8/10
>>684435555
Quad check
>>684434271
25
Customer service.
awful
Finally starting to get my act together have been able to keep a job for more than 2 months. before that depressed and suicidal.
Sith Lord
>>684435922
I never understood why don't they just use the force to unarm their opponents or have a few light sabers be controlled by the force from a distance
Jedi Knight
>>684436336
>why don't they just use the force to unarm their opponents
Darth vader does this to han solo
Hego Damask Did Nothing Wrong
>>684436336
In Knights of the Old Republic 2 the final boss does, in fact, control 3 other lightsabers during the fight using the Force.
The concept of disarming with the force does exist, but it's something well known to all force users and thus naturally defended against. Plus, with some masters, the concept of battle is so devastating everything is precisely done without moments. No need to disarm. Most lords used lightning in general to immobilize, while force users like jedi used force push to disorient and...
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SOUNDCLOUD THREAD
Post your music (or other people's music if it's really great). Be cool and give feedback to others too, either on SC or on here.
My stuff:
https://soundcloud.com/dankmemevesp ertine
>Progressive Pop
>>684431789
Totally not my style of music but it doesn't sound bad at all!!
>>684433835
Thank you!
rollin
im just startingout, so not gonna get roasted for how crappy i sound
Good music OP
My stuff : https://soundcloud.com/rouse-the-boroughs
>>684431789
https://soundcloud.com/dj-meizong
Favs are infinite dimension or skyline
Dildo thread with other different types of dildo thread!
>>684435268
That post is a lie.
>>684435386
Shut up Antman
>>684435386
Antman would say that
Tanky tanky tanky
FLAT EARTH
Looking for people who are actually informed on the subject to discuss it here.
What are the evidences for flat earth theory?
> What are the evidences for flat earth theory?
There is no evidence, only "theories"
>>684435501
No there is evidence for it. Whether or not that evidence has been correctly interpreted is another matter.
I have been as far north as Idaho Falls and as far south as Townsville-Magnetic Island, Australia.
If the polar projection of the flat earth theory were correct then either
>Idaho Falls would be a few inches east to west
from my experience it is ~3 miles
>Magnetic Island would be a few hundred miles across east to west
from my experience it is ~6 miles
how does your "theory" incorporate this data?
>>684435321
I don't even understand why all governments and scientific institutions would be in on a huge conspiracy which doesn't even really accomplish anything? "Wooo, we tricked everyone into thinking the Earth was a sphere!"
Why?
The only people who have ever seen the Earth from space are astronaughts
and when they see Earth, they might think its a sphere, however, a sphere is a 2 dimensional object when observed from any angle. Perspective wise the earth IS 2d and therefore flat
you CANT DISPROVE IT ACCEPT IT
WAIFU PART 2
Create your ideal waifu, and rate other people's shit tier waifus.
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgam e.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-c reator
Use the orange photo button to save when you're done.
You can also use the Snipping Tool under "All Programs" in the Start menu if the save button doesn't work.
>>684436223
Really like that creator.
How does transgenders masturbate?
Thank you kitter
thank you, titters
Thank you Kitter
thank you kitter
thank you kitter
Trips decides my new steam profile pic next set of trips decides my new steam profile name.
No porn inc gore
>>684431991
>>684431991
Should probably be a treadmill.
>>684431991
trips get
...
fucking faggots.
reignite the OVENS.
>mfw no dick
>>684426966
fuck i lost
>>684426817
Guess we're gonna need a much smaller pot for his ashes.
bumpr
How true is pic related /b/?
completely true
wont surprise me if western society falls within my life time because of the stupid shit our leaders are doing
>>684431990
i dont think you understand the picture
>>684431787
fucking manlet pahuhahaha
>>684431787
About halfway true. There is a lot of misinformation out there to read too.
>>684431787
True. Those who read more imagine more.
