You now live in the Star Wars universe one year before the destruction of the first Death Star.
What is your job now and how is it different? I work in a spaceport, inspecting cargo while listening to my co-worker talk to me about Imperial politics for the 800th time.
I work on an imperial destroyer cleaning Stormtrooper armour.
Why did they choose white?
>>686586049
Depends.
do i any force abilities? do i know the rest of the movies' outcome?
maybe find a Alderaan based bank and take out a bazillion in loans buy something of value and leave planet
then let vadar vaporize the planet along with my debt.
free money, not sure what else i can do safely.
maybe use money to start a trading empire with a shit ton of bounty hunters as protection.
>>686586886
Nope, you're just you and you have no idea what's coming.
>>686586786
So your commanding officer knows if you missed any dirt on it while cleaning it.
Probably something similar to my real life job. Large scale construction projects. Probable helped build the death star
Lets get fapping!
May your rolls be quads, and your loads glorious!
>>686581377
roll
>>686581377
Rol
rawl
rolling.
Be honest: what is the last thing you jerked off to?
>>686589357
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-AmJlEJRLg
>>686589357
GF gave me an handjob a couple hours ago and i was thinking of her sister
>>686589357
G07B4713/E6BBD70
What is /b/'s general opinion on smoking? Do you find yourself addicted to cigarettes?
Also, how does one persuade someone to stop smoking if they think there's nothing wrong with it?
It's a shit habit, and I fucking love rolling my ciggies and chainsmoking
And don't fucking do it, it's none of your bussiness, you cunt
I don't think anything of it when the smoker is someone else since we die anyway. When it comes to my own habit, it's a tad expensive so I am trying to cut back and eventually quit.
>>686585727
I think it's one of the dumbest things you could ever do. I instantly judge people who smoke.
To deny a person nicotine is a violation of the Geneva convention.
You guys do now that porn is actually destroying you, right? Like literally, fucking you up on a biochemical level.
When watching porn, your brains dopamine levels fucking sky rocket, which is why it feels good.
>how the fuck is that bad you fucking faggot?
Well, when our brains constantly and frequently experiences such extremely high, unnatural stimulus of Dopa, it releases a protein called DeltaFosB, which basically makes your dopamine receptors less and less sensitive and functional, so you wont fucking OD on your own dopamine.
>so what faggot????
Thats how addiction works, you then need more and more, increasingly extreme porn, just to get the same "high" as when you saw your first tits as a 10 year old. Remember those times, you could jerk off to a pic of a butt, not even naked. What do you need to get off now, m8?
And oh yeah, Pron induced ED. Are you one of the guys who can no problemo get hard with porn, but without, youre a fucking limp faggot?
Just quit it, it negatively impacts a lot of other areas.
https://youtu.be/2CKuSYzwFkQ
watch this, m8s
>>686588825
>Just quit it
So to people who are addicted to a specific dopamine response pathway, your advice is, "just say no"?
>>686588825
Joke's on you, I can't even get hard with porn.
>>686589194
I'll be sure to just tell myself to cut it out next time I have the urge to gamble.
With my track record I should be able to test the theory in an hour or two.
Hitler did nothing wrong
>Homo Yiffe Congregation
this will definitely go better
Heres my D
>>686589989
Hail those of the race I am a part of. I hate dicks.
I've I had a BF he would have to be into this furry bullshit. I couldn't have it any other way
Trips get nudes
>>686589275
Or you can just post them. Fag
>>686589343
Or you could just get trips, dickwad
>>686589275
rollin
Left or right? Why?
id like to violently fuck right because her face pisses me off
>>686566976
how so
Damn, this might be the hardest choice question i've ever seen here.
>>686568056
uh how? the right one looks like a fucking witch looks at its god damn jew nose wtf nigga
maybe if right got a nose job.
Any other cross dressers around? How are we all doing today?
nice body
>>686575843
Sup /b/.
ITT: Ask an anon who was molested as a kid anything and got a free PS2 out of it anything.
>Spoiler: I am not Corey Feldman.
pic kinda related still though.
>>686582303
Do you still see the person who molested you?
>>686582634
no but i could find him if i wanted to. dont want to though. i dont really care.
>>686582303
How many times?
>>686582857
never counted. it lasted like 3 years so a lot?
Have you met anyone famous?
Tell us your stories
>I start:
I sat next to gwendoline christie on a plane. We ended up talking about game of thrones and some stuff about the force awakens (before the movie came out)
No spoilers or anything, just stuff like who playing who and junk like that.
She's actually pretty cool.
Plebs.
>>686573319
but shes an amazon. or a viking, or something. shes so tall, but has such a cute face.
Did you talk about Stannis' killing??
>>686575200
Sadly, nope.
bush appreciation thread
båmph
The best kind of fur thread.
/b/ im horny
plz give me gifs/webms of people killing/beating cops (any form of authority is fine by me tho)
first !
>>686584394
You edgy little faggot.
>>686584571
summerfag
This isn't youtube you stupid shit
>>686584924
are you enraged m8
>>686588912
Trips gets nudes
holy fuck more
>>686587056
FUCK PLEASE PLEASE NUDES PLEASE> !
Fuck it it's worth a shot
INCEST STORY THREAD
For those who were here not last night, but the night before.
Two OPs dropped their real incest story's here, and we're crazy as fucks.
I now share their joy with my fellow /b/ros.
A true gem.
#2 is broken up shittily. I'm sorry ms. Jackson.
2nd story!
s/fur someone like you
8920 She was a huge whore..
I have finally decided to release it.
Mirror :
https://mega.nz/#!i04y1bZa!A4yGbHGZdPelSib8Cye87PVKv8Av5XSBt2Lp3gYrQZo
you
puke
you
loose
Waifu Thread!
>claim
>discuss
>DONT SHARE
>minimal e/rp
>don'tn't be overly sexual
>drink plenty of water
>i am not moot
Britfag Maki claim
>>686586034
ayo doppel. I'm alright, tired but better than the past few days. You?
>>686586034
I know, it's why I've been listening to it for hours now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkbbriNX3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgBP3GBqd2A
girls you know perfect for tit fucking
chick in the blue bikini. absolutely epic tits
