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pt 3 of this trill-ogy
>>685891263
Dick pic
What now?
>>685891263
he's already cucked
>>685891263
Bitch is ignoring dubs fuck her.
>makeurlife.jpg
Pics you shouldnt share/saved from /b/
Solve the maze, the answer will reveal itself before your very eyes as you take each step through this puzzle.
ill bite
is this supposed to be a challenge
Wow that was hard
>>685888377
>>685888200
Dub thread
WTF /b/ros y no fap roulette
Op roll
roll
contriburoll
roll
Best roulette ever made
rollz
ITT: we summon mods
>>685884152
I'll bite
>>685884303
He said mods not fags
Something something under 18
This thread.
Every hour, on the hour
One falls, another starts back up.
s/fur high
Well, the artist was kittentits but its not on her FA profile anywhere
>>685889359
Knock Knock
>Who's there?
Me~!
>Me who?
Me! OH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD
Who would you be /b/ ?
>>685890904
I dunno lets find out
drut
>they be me rollin
>>685890904
rollio
roll em
Sup /b/, trips decide wether i eat this shit or not
Do it duuuuude
pussy
Give it to charity.
Do it.
eat that shit
Hey /b/ -- I have something to share with you.
>>be me.
>>strange girl at work starts talking to me out of nowhere
>>humor her and listen
>>she tells me that she's really a dragon and that a demon lives in her pussy
>>realize this bitch it literally batshit nuts
>>she finds out my personal email address
>>starts emailing me really
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Well I'm waiting for a timestamp.
OP here. Here's an email she sent me a while back.,.. Subject line: THE DAY I TONGUEFUCKED CHRISTOPHER LLOYD'S ASSHOLE
They called me over.
My Mabeline skills were renown.
I was The Cover Girl.
He cut his chin shaving.
It happens to the best of them.
Easy fix.
A little foundation, an oil based concealer, some powder to kill the shine.
Done.
As I walked towards the trailer door, he called me over.
His voice like gravel in a garbage disposal....
He had an air about him.
Old and wrinkled, his breath smelled of stale coffee.
He...
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Let's see 'em
This one is called: TACO LIPS
Kiss me with those taco lips.
From back of the barn yard.
Black eyes and spittle.
You piss with great pressure. Cowboy man.
You never piss in a toilet, but always on the grass outside.
The you spit on the foam.
"Fuck yeah, I pissed here!" Your actions tell the world.
Kiss me with those taco lips.
Fiesta and sunshine.
You make me want to taste myself.
The night is coming soon. Then you'll dance with the dragon.
Three Things I Can Do With a Corn Holder
He balanced it on the tip of his dick.
No. Fuck that. Rewind
dniwer .taht kcuf .oN
He balanced me on the tip of his dick.
PRINCESS, PLANKING CHAMPION 2011.
His hearty laughed echoed thru the valley.
“HO HO HO”.
He stood about 20 feet tall. A droplet of green sweat trickled down from under his lettuce helmet. The moistness of his green skin made my vagina damp with anticipation. NEPHELIMFUCK.
That night, I removed his loincloth, only to be met with a disgusting sight. Giant it was, but uncut. Disgusting...
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Prove to me you're not completely fucking retarded, /b/.
>>685884404
OVER 9000!
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your Waifu/Husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
>>685889078
You saw that right!
>wanna join in?
>>685889337
Fair enough
Call me Megu then
>>685889354
Ayy of course you can join!
>>685889465
kagami claimed!!
>>685888757
i guess it can't be too bad....but being a ghost isn't fun!!!
>>685888748
I work at taco bell so my diet consist mostly of that
Gaining weight
>>685889354
Can i go first
>claiming
>>685889003
I cannot prevent you from killing self but if you do then I shall eat this ice cream in your name.
Your potential suicide shall not go in vain!
Claim
R34
Nice digits pharaoh
>>685888888
Chek'd
>>685888888
son of a bitch.
>>685888888
>>685888888
checked
>>685888888
MILHOUSE IS A MEME
Left or right and what to do thread
>>685878523
Left: push off boat
Right: push off boat
Do: steal boat
>>685878523
leeft, apply sun lotion :) thoroughly
>>685878672
lol
>>685878672
Faggot!
But, faggot wit a boat.
>>685878523
left - more pics OP
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princes & such
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo
>>685886357
Are you saying I'm uggo?
Princes u sai?
quads confirm
>>685886017
No, if it were it would have at LEAST 2 typos.
>>685886357
Oh SNAP!
ITT: prostitute, stripper, slut dump. Preferably OC. I'll start. Feel free to join in
México escort
>>685882807
>>685882887
>>685891194
come to daddy
>>685891194
hot as fuck
>>685891194
i downloaded it thanks
>>685891194
She has really big feet!
>>685891194
Holy fuck her ass is smoking
>>685891194
Just fapped to this ask me anything
Type the last 4 digits of your post into Google and press I'm feeling lucky. Whatever comes up is your fapping material. Post results.
Blank white cards. Challenge accepted.
>>685884262
roll lets see
Potential
Hodor.
Old thread pruned, I want more stuff on my leg, trips decides.
Add a staple.
>>685882287
Cut "Open for anal"
>>685882287
Swastika, deep
draw a grinch with a ski mask
OP I SAID CUT "sam is gay"
IT GOT TRIPS AND YOUR FAGGOT ASS DIDNT DELIVER.
I never laughed in a while guys, I need my medicine.
Speedball me
YLYL thread
Crisp edition
