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Drumpf
>>709333928
I don't care who is depicted -- political cartoons and the associated art style is the cringiest shit ever.
>>709334277
it's called caricature.
NEWS ALERT: OBAMA CEDES THE PRESIDENCY TO HILLARY!
Former President Barack Obama handed over the Presidency to Secretary Of State Hillary Clinton today, stating "Look, we all know she's going to be the next President anyway. I decided that we may as well get this over with now." President Clinton was sworn in by Chief Justice John Roberts a little after 3pm Eastern Time, in the Oval Office. "I'm ready to get things going at once" President Clinton stated. "First things first, we will be government funding abortion clinics in every city with a population over 500. Also, I've called up the Army Reserves and National Guards of all 50 states, and ordered them to begin confiscating all privately owned firearms."
The transition was unpopular in many parts of Washington, of course. "THIS IS BULLSHIT!" exclaimed the Republican Presidential candidate, Donald Trump. "I WAS MAKING A COMEBACK! IT WAS GOING TO BE YUGE!!!" he stated repeatedly. Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell is quoted as having said "I'm pretty unhappy about this, but it was really inevitable. What was I supposed to do? Besides, I'm probably going to be in the minority party after the elections anyway, so fuck it."
Republican protesters were distraught by the turn of events. Denise Ewing of Texas was on hand, saying "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! Thank God I live in Texas, where we can just secede from the Union and go our own way!" "Good riddance!" said Democratic supporter Marilyn Feinstein of Maryland. "I was tired of hearing all that redneck country western crap anyway. Now I can finally smoke weed legally after getting my 5th abortion of the year."
There was some rioting reported across the nation, but most of the violence was quickly suppressed by local police, who were also saying that they were receiving unusually large numbers of suicide reports. "If I see one more MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! hat on top of a dead redneck, I'm going to shoot myself too." claimed one exhausted officer we spoke to.
>>709334429
go for it
rollioliolio
Ok
roll
>>709334048
why not
roll
YLYL Thread
>>709329768
Hang yourself, OP.
>>709329910
Not my fault you lost
Cozy/Comfy thread,
preferably with gaming setups and/or snow
>>709337414
>>709337591
>>709337414
Love these threads, I have a couple pics from my phone saved for these, hold on...
>>709337703
all i got with snow. i can never find that much.
>>709337885
Niceone, it's so hard to find these threads now.
s/fur
I want to boop her nose.
>>709336793
What smell?
>>709336612
Oh she is a def closet, she just won't get in the thread.
afternoon shota
time to dump a bunch of rare sei images :^)
it's 9:50 at night you fish
>>709338797
>living in this shit a time zone
lmao
Share your gf or fuckbuddy with /b/
>>709335931
no.
>>709335995
/thread
You first faggot
Cock/Cum Tribute Bread
>>709330290
>>709330507
>>709330290
not your real Gf
>>709330786
Actually is, how would you like me to prove it?
post pics of "Hot" girls you know and want to fuck.
19 year old upskirts
Let's have a rekt thread. I have a special fetish for vehicle crashes from the dashcam perspective. And yes I said fetish.
>>709331850
holy snoot
Post girls you know that would want my big black cock!
>OP's mom pic
>>709327463
>cut
Freshly baked
op claiming id
>>709333891
>>709333796
That's pretty much everyone here.
I want to kiss young men.
New celeb thread
![nWNEZ4v[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BTwMzLl.jpg "nWNEZ4v[1].jpg")
Any Kath folders Anon?
>>709330693
For every faggot post I see on here, I'm gonna make a retard post.
Just a heads up.
>>709330863
ehh, just leave the fags to have their fun.
>>709330863
Who cares?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>709326353
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't
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still here
>>709334821
I think it would be really interesting if people posted pics like "me having lunch with my waifu" and then a plate in front of her daki.
Heh, I guess circlejerks are my social media as well, people here are just much more interesting.
>>709334941
You'll suffer from the sun suffering.
hating on social media is basically admitting you had no friends in high school lol
Inb4 toasters
Cirno claimu
ITT: captions like this, cont.
>>709323742
Cucked
bump
can someone caption her
>>709323073
Kill yourself, cuck. You really have no right to live.
Feels thread.
>>709322428
honestly wish i was a virgin still
>>709322696
And why is that?
>>709322428
this isn't a cringe thread dude
There is literally no reason to vote Hillary. Trump has experience in turning millions to billions, which is harder than being Secretary of State, a job where you can just delegate your responsibility to other people (hence why her record shows she can't get anything done). America is everyone's bitch and is a laughing stock, adding estrogen to our country will NOT fix our image to the world. If anyone can do that, it's Trump, 25 fucking thousand people show up to his rallies every single time, and there's thousands more outside who couldn't get in!!!!
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>>709329692
It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
She's a lying hack that, time for corrupt mess to leave government and for a man of the people to step in
>>709329855
It does matter. It's the future of America, if trump isn't elected we will go into war with russia
>>709329692
Why can't you vote for a third party?
--A concerned Canadian looking at a volcano waiting for it to erupt.
>>709329964
>implying Russia could afford to go to war with anyone
Coolest looking soldiers
I'm not a nazi but you gotta admit they be ooking fucking epic
This is me in Iraq in 2003. On our way back to Kuwait after the invasion.
Alright guys.
>They Won
They finally did it. They convinced me BBCs are hot. The industry succeeded. I like seeing BBC and tiny white girls getting wrecked by it.
I used to not be able to fap if there was some dude named Tyrone swinging some crazy black tree trunk around but now I can't help myself.
>Thoughts?
Bumping with [BLACKED] pics
>>709310609
Pathetic faggot
>>709310609
diaf blacked.com shill
The last 2 digits of your post is how many years you have left to live. Trips gives you internal life.
Suicide when I turn 30 rolling
>>709327238
Boi
rawlin for an 01
