ITT: Something cringe you did at a young age
>be me
>be 11 years old
>be at summer camp
>I just recently gotten into masturbation and ect
>would wake up humping my bed sometimes
>enjoy masturbation a lot
>fun day of camp activities time for bed
>Chief of the cabin says he'll tell a story
>OhBoy.winrar
>get comfortable in my top bunk
>get boner
>SureWhyNot.killme
>start beating under my covers in a room of 10-12 guys my age and 2 Chiefs/Cabin leaders
>Still not sure if anybody noticed
>think I may have been breathing harder
>blow my small boy load over covers
>grab tissue next to me
>sneaky.mpeg
>look like I'm about to sneeze but slip tissue under covers
>Chief ends story
>go to bed
Thinking about this makes
me want to die
>>673550569
I forgot to mention I'm bisexual
>be me 6yrs old
>poop in shower
>pick up poop
>roll it into a ball
>throw it around the shower
>leave it overnight so I can play again
>get caught in morning
My dad's face when sees it
>Be me
>Be 13
>Girl in my class, Jess.
>At the time, I was quite fond of her. She was devloped into a women at the time. She had boobs.
>School trip, camping trip.
>I was so excited, I was hoping I could pull one on Jess
>We got there, the tents were brought by the school
>Each tent had 2 rooms, of course guys and guys, girl and girl type of shit
>Anyways, 2 days into the trip we're sitting around the camp fire
>Sudden idea to tell a story
>Ended up confussing my love for Jess infront of each student, teacher there and talked about her boobs. Or I tried to, one of the teachers pulled me away..
I transfered schools into highschool, but I don't know what the fuck I was thinking
Bump for interest
s/fur
I AM THE DEUTSCHFADENMASTER! #NoHashTagEdition
Was...passiert...gerade...jetzt...bei...Euch...zuhause?
Wascht ihr Euch hin und wieder mal?
Wie oft schon fremdgegangen?
Schon mal Eure Eltern beim Poppen gehört? Wie verstörend war das?
Euer coolster Traum (also im Schlaf)?
ICH HAB SCHON WIEDER ABGESPRITZT VERFICKTE SCHEISSE
NoFap Day 0
>>673556987
>Was...passiert...gerade...jetzt...bei...Euch...zuhause?
Nichts.
>Wascht ihr Euch hin und wieder mal?
Eben gerade erst geduscht.
>Wie oft schon fremdgegangen?
Noch nie.
>Schon mal Eure Eltern beim Poppen gehört? Wie verstörend war das?
Nein.
>Euer coolster Traum (also im Schlaf)?
Ich träume für gewöhnlich nicht und wenn, dann nur Albträume. Mein abgefucktester war mit 8 oder so. Da hat sich ein verrückter Professor seine Schädeldecke entfernt und alles getötet, was er finden konnte und hat deren Gehirne auf seines geklatscht. Irgendwann lief er dann auf Tentakeln, die sich aus seinem Hirn bildeteten und konnte Gedanken lesen und son Scheiß. kp wie es zu diesem Traum kommen konnte.
>>673556987
>I AM THE DEUTSCHFADENMASTER! #NoHashTagEdition
>Was...passiert...gerade...jetzt...bei...Euch...zuhause?
es wird gekocht
>Wascht ihr Euch hin und wieder mal?
täglich
>Wie oft schon fremdgegangen?
-/-
>Schon mal Eure Eltern beim Poppen gehört? Wie verstörend war das?
-/- haben sich getrennt bevors ichs mal aktiv hätte hören können. ist aber nur ne frage der zeit bis mein vater mit seiner freundin vergisst, das ichs zimmer direkt daneben hab
>Euer coolster Traum (also im Schlaf)?
ein cutes girl gewesen, traumtyp hat romantische zeit mit mir verbracht
>>673556987
>Was...passiert...gerade...jetzt...bei...Euch...zuhause?
Duh, Dröhnung und /b/
>Wascht ihr Euch hin und wieder mal?
hin und wieder mal
>Wie oft schon fremdgegangen?
noch nie
>Schon mal Eure Eltern beim Poppen gehört? Wie verstörend war das?
"die können doch nicht beide sterben!!!" - dann hats aber klick gemacht bevor ich die tür aufgemacht hab
New Cum tribute thread
Pls tribute one this
Rekt thread > Go
>>673540671
ouch
too fucking far anon
OC.. It's me
Well aren't we all just so proud of you, you sad sad boy?
>>673560016
Really? Why not the nude version?
Puuup
>>673560043
Wait what?
>>673560016
Everything was starting to get cluttered
>>673560140
First David yells at me because they're naked, now YOU yell at me because they're not! I can't win!
>>673560204
I'm sure.
Loli shit, nothing new.
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Best husbando claimed.
Hey everyone!
Best waifu claimed~
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>anime
School shootings actually change things in civilised countries
but muhh freedoms
>>673548645
They should ban guns same as they banned drugs, that got rid of drugs once and for all.....
Oh wait!
>>673548645
ITT euro fag cucks who will be the first to fall once world war 3 begins.
>>673548645
scotland doesnt have niggers
Ylyl
taking advantage of sleeping women thread?
i love me some sleeping girls
would love to hear some stories too
one time I went poo poo on girl in sleep... Never allowed to babysit again
this has my interest
Can't wait to see more
New thread
CarAnon keep us posted
Thread #8, btw.
Keep us posted, anons.
>>673556715
Car anon will arrive at location sometime.... tomorrow. YAY!
Just in case.
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Drawthread
fags
niggers
Requesting that someone draws me
>>673542005
Take it to >>>/soc/, queer.
Fluffy
Mods deleting thread for no reason edition.
you gonna dump or what, OP?
>>673559968
Finding folder
Push Up Thread.
Last two digits are how many you have to do.
why the fuck not.. roll
>>673555984
gay ass picture
>get 99
J
Let's play a little game /b/.
First, someone makes up a superpower, for example:
"I can change traffic lights at my will";
then, another person replies with a side effect, that would make that superpower useless:
"It only changes to you, no one else notices the difference. Btw nice trips faggot, go kill yourself"
Fuck, you know how this shit is played, i dont have to explain it like you are five.
Fucking start, i go first:
I can get dubs any time i want.
>>673556963
everyone else gets trips
I can materialize a joint in my mouth by the power of my mind.
>>673557441
but you don't have a lighter
I have the power to get laid anytime I want anywhere I want with anyone I want
Why would you not vote for this guy? Give me a good reason.
>>673560531
>>>/pol/
fuck you Trumptard
Cause someone on 4chan told me to vote for Trump
>>673560531
"Thanks niggers for not ruining MY rallies!"
>>673560531
because voting is for people who give a shit about corporate agendas
Pornstar thread
post your favorite open star and why
My personal favorite is siri because she has some nice tits
Lil Lexy.
peta jensen because i had a class with her in high school
>>673531500
Riko Honda. The way she looks, the way she fucks and her voice.
>>673531500
Recommend a good Siri porno
cringe bread
>>673556623
4
celeb fap thread 2
