\\JOKE THREAD//
Post the best jokes you know
>Thumblr tier - mainstream internet
>Shit tier - unoriginal 4chan
>Average tier - original but taboo topic (dark humour)
>God tier - original non dark humour
Other anons rate them!
Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
A. They can’t stand fast food.
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
You stick with me and I will take you places!
Waiter, waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?
I believe that's the backstroke, sir.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
How smart is /b/?
>>703062403
What coins?
25%
1/3.
Only autistic faggots would say 1/2..
YLYL: Rekt edition
Can we get some new stuff?
Bump
Bump for justice.
>>703064246
>>703064246
good god if thats the first pic in the thread im never gonna make it without cumming.
that face! that semen on her belly!
Bump yet again.
>>703065040
love her nailart
Halt!
We've heard that there are jews around here.
Singles = Jew
Dubs = Aryan master race
Trip = Gestapo officer
Quad = Hitler himself
Rollin for hitler himself
>>703063575
Fucking jew
Roll
>>703063733
Greeting fellow aryan. Shall we gas some jews?
nein joden
Thick/Chubby thread
>>703058558
Just stop, fat acceptance will never catch on. It's ugly, unhealthy, and evidence of a generally lazy lifestyle.
>>703058667
Let me guess tho, you have no problem jerking it to traps and 'feminine' penises right?
Best of luck!
rrrrrrroll
roll
roll for 4
>>703061840
roooooll
do it faggots
roll
>>703055061
post proof
>>703054813
roll
>>703055158
post the proof faggot
Why don't YOU workout?
>>703052484
Work full time and attempt to hang out with friends 1-2 times a week.
cuz sage northcutt is a pleb faggot who got choked out from halfguard like a newbie white-belt bitch. learn jitz. fuck people up.
Gym membership is too expensive and im too lazy
>>703052484
im too lazy. like my junk food.
Let's start the morning off right with a celeb thread
lets not
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>703046771
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Calamity-masu'd
>>703054404
My Taiga, my claim <3
If you were a dictator, what kind of ridiculous dictator-like shit would you do?
No fatties
No autistic faggots, not actual retards
No furrfaggots/any gay bullshit
Homosexuals would be ok tho
No whiteknight faggots/sjws
Niggers belong in the wild/Africa (they're animals)
Not social downies
>>703055791
Rape my mom
>>703055791
Ban porn
>>703056166
Would it be allowed to be all of that at the same time?
What's /b/ eating for breakfast?
Eating the usual today
>>703062255
You bulking bruh
>>703062255
Goddamn. Op must be like 500 lbs
>1500 calorie breakfast
how's it feel being a fatass?
>>703062255
Breakfast for champions.
post pornstars that you have fapped/nutted to many times.
>>703056897
any vids of this dumb slut getting facefucked?
>>703057155
my favorite video she has done is the 10 nigger gangbang scene. I also like all of her interracial scenes.
a New Pics you saved from anon.
Also general amateur share thread
>>703060616
ITT: random nudes from the internet reposted on 4chan for the 1.6 billionth fucking time
Anyone get Ariadna? Or any other Polish babe?
general cuck thread.post pics of ur girls and other say what would they do to them,replies for replies
Im really curious to see What people want to Do with her
>>703042815
what is that girls name... i think i know her
>>703042815
bigger pic,dunno why this is small
Discord thread
https://discord.gg/w6ee6HG
>>703060839
Op is this all you got a cow gif wtf you loser, go to liveleak make new webms and come back to me.
bump
FEET THREAD
FB fap thread.
Facebook fap thread/
>>703055136
is that by any chance a 33 year old mexican woman?
One will fuck you
One gives you a blowjob
One let's you cum all over her tits
Choose?