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red cow thread
contribute fggts
It was difficult but i was able to masturbate to this.
>>682654915
Am I small? Most girls I've been with have said it was average but the last girl I tried to get with said it was the smallest she'd ever seen.
Absolutely miniscule
>>682653953
Show picture of it hard then we will judgr
>>682653953
Mine is easily triple that size flacid
>>682654240
I'm actually a grower so it gets alot bigger than when its soft
How would you describe this body type? Is there a specific name for it? I personally look for this body type in chicks. It's fucking hot. Also, post pictures with real chicks with this body type, or even hentai.
>>682655243
sick find bro. Definitely gonna smash my babycock to that later.
>>682655179
i usually go with drawn
>>682655179
you only have 1/3 of the body here, how can this be a body archetype?
you mean like a normal womans body type?
Sup /b/, look at this Mossberg I just got this afternoon
>Mossberg general
Can I suckle those toes?
>>682652157
I Can't even....
>>682652157
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FEET YOU SICK FUCK
>>682652157
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>>682652157
So what is that what you use for those toe nails? They so tough you gotta shoot them off.
Cringe thread / got some fresh OC. Most cringe fucker at the highschool I went to.
>>682655652
I have much more if you bros want it.
>>682655652
> You U
oh dear
>>682655652
I think i had that same flip phone
you forgot to post this autistic cringe face fucker, you guys know what to do
downvote and laugh at this fucking slaphead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5m6h5-j1Ks
4chan will get closed tomorrow, this is the last day of /b/, GUYS!
I probably will get banned for this and be unable to be the last hours with you. But may I perish for speaking the truth.
4CHAN WILL BE CLOSED TOMORROW!
I cannot get in detail here about the reasons for it, I saw some leaked documents from Moot himself, that's the only I can share till today...
Shit's fucking sad man ;_;
(
>>682651189
Ok, now fuck off faggot
inb4 its true
>>682651189
you forgot to make it red
>>682651189
The world is saved.
Its about time
Roll dubs and your penis will grow an inch.
Roll trips and your penis will grow two inches, plus one inch in girth.
Roll quads and your penis will grow three inches, plus two inches in girth.
Roll quints and you will have the world's largest human penis.
>But beware: if you roll singles, you'll loose half an inch.
>>682655757
Please
>>682655757
God does exist
>>682656652
He doesnt
>>682656703
Bruw
rol
>be me
>be 9 years old, but recently exposed to porn
>none of my classmates understand yet except a few other guys and one girl who was ugly that sex was a thing
>anyways
>have 12 year old sister who is super popular in middle school
>blonde girl
>we shower together frequently
cont..?
>>682654628
I'm interested
>>682654628
Prob troll or fake but sure...
go on then
kys
>>682654628
continue OP
Hey /b/. So I just took a shower and now there's small amounts of blood coming out of my left ear. I noticed it after I felt something moving around in my ear whenever I'd move my head, and when I went to dry out my ears, there was blood on the towel. I'm not in any pain though. Any idea what's going on? My doctor's office is probably closed by now and I couldn't find any consistent answers on the internet. Pic related. It's my ear blood.
AIDS
Shamelessly bumping my own thread.
>I noticed it after I felt something moving around in my ear
>>682654536
>>682654536
go to the fucking doctor right now, wtf are you doing on /b/ this can be fatal.
oh shit waddup
>>682650903
waddup
>>682650903
>>682651678
O shit waddap
I got 5 hits of LSD and need things to do, music to listen to and shows to watch so far ive come up with
-A pretty solid playlist that needs more
-Adult swim after hours videos off youtube(gonna play that shit on my TV)
-doing a drawing every hour with a 80pc art kit
>>682652560
get some friends and go to some goa/psytrance event ? or get some friends and go tripping in the woods
Good ideas earn nudes of my Ex's
one thing is im on an island in the bahamas, forest walks and cool public events are off the list all together
talamasca - psychedelic
man with no name - parallel worlds
chi-a.d. - exit eternity
prana - alien pets
laughing buddha - shiva sunrise
download - white dust
>>682653205
>man with no name - parallel worlds
lets go b
fap go
>>682655648
come on, gimme something good.
>>682655648
rolling for John Schnov is alive, resuscitated by the red old bitch
R0ll
rollo
Let's pretend it's 2008 /b/.
CHAWKLIT RAYNNN
watch me whip, watch me nae nae
>>682654268
that was 08?
>>682653697
visited first in 2009
so nope
>>682654459
but wish it was 2008 ... :(
FML
Genghis Khan, Stalin, Mao Zedong: perfect examples of evil atheists. The inevitable result of living with no moral compass.
Why do atheists with power tend to become mass murderers?
>>682655606
Who the fuck is that chick in the picture?!?! I see her every fucking time one of these shows up!
Just for lols
>>682655606
Why can't atheists define atheism?
>>682655606
If god doesn't exist then who wrote the bible?
>>682655606
Why are atheists so easy to troll?
so /b/
Israel jewfag here and it's holocaust memorial day today
so if you have anything you'd like to say to a jew about any topic, do it ITT
Hitler did one thing wrong. Not finish off you scum.
Have some mofongo
>>682654219
Do you get off work?
>>682654219
How is it being Jewish?
>>682654219
Whats a Holocaust?
New girlfriend/wife/ex thread. pt2
Can OP of this girl show her tits with her making a kissy face? Please!?!?
My slutty Korean ex, what you guys think
>>682656739
gf. any interest?
celeb thread II: attack of the fap
Lets get some Holly hagan going
>>682656308
>>682656436
NEW ylyl thread
Kekstradamus tier ONLy
Bump
Shota thread?
yess
try posting op that might help
>>682652475
found this on my Dad's phone. What now?
Confront him and ask if you can suck his dick.
>>682650514
He just got back from Maui. I guess his business trip was something different
>>682650514
call him a faggot
>>682650514
tell him he's gotta get you pussy or you'll tell your mum
What makes you fags so sure that's a dude?
