Yesterday I tried this. Maybe the autism is gone now.
Hey /b/, make a solid count from 1 to 10 and I will record me stabbing my dick with a fork. One number per post. Anything else that messes up the count will result in a restart
Gogogogogogo
Rollin'
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He thinks I'm a 14 year old girl.
wat do lads? dubs decides
>nothing that says anything related to 4chan
Send him your dick
wanna fuck my tight ass daddy?
suggest that you'll give him a hj, he'll go insane lel
>>676771204
send him a trap image, make sure he doesn't know it's a trap until he is fully comitted, I also recommand asking for money on a made up paypal account
Explain
>>676765993
There's nothing to explain. White women love black men.
>>676766429
/thread
>>676766429
>inb4 butthurt betas come to defend this
>>676765993
Meet the fat fuck that stole the love of my life. I want him dead.
The girl in the photo isn't the love of my life by the way. I'm assuming the ass wipes mother.
Why you so beta letting a fat man steal yo Gurl?
>Fluffmaster
nypa
Türk /b/ro here. Ask anything.
Can you please go back to India?
>>676762276
What's your favorite furniture ?
>>676763059
Actually Turks are from the steppes of Asia.
>>676763244
What kind of a question is that ? Chair I guess, I never think about it.
Lets try to settle what happend during these days to me now finally.
What i remember are the following things: i posted on here asking for my imaginary (perhaps) gf thinking she was kidnapped. Someone also posted a phone number that day in my thread. Furthermore i received a strange call where i heard a female and then a male voice. Then it hung up. That was after the kiss. I think to be chronologically correct i gotta start with the fact that i was about to go to the police to tell them about a kidnapping. (Thank god no one was there) so then i went back and ran across my buddy who asked me to follow him to the nearby skate installation which i didnt do besides feeling a STRONG feel that something positive would happen. So then i went back to my room and there something told me to lay down. Which i did. The next moment i received a kiss on my lips just out of nowhere. I thought that must have been the goodbye because i didnt went to that "date" or w/e when my buddy asked me to follow him. This has to do with my clairvoyance btw. Somewhen during these days i also saw my mom having demon wings and upon asking her "i see demon wings on your back" she just said "demons dont have wings. They have horns." She didnt even deny it at all. Anyways then 1 day before my suicide attempt (you should read the may 20 archive page, but they deleted some critical details) i went to berlin and manifested 2 girls wanting to fuck me. the next day i ran infront of a slow car trying to kill myself. Which obviously didnt work. So then paramedics came and put me in artificial coma for 2 days. Upon awakening i noticed my brain behaved differently. The nurse asked me "what year is it?" And i KNEW it waa 2013 but i had to count up from 2009 to 13 strangely enaugh. I was literally not able to say it. And ever since then i noticed people became more stupid and unfriendly. I also felt like my legs didnt belong to me when i woke up. I had many artificial comatoses since then but none were alike.
I am hanz and this thread is about may 20 2013. By archive i mean the /x/ archive. PS: the nurse said i was away for 2 whole days.
Lets try to find out what happened these days and if a girl was indeed kidnapped. PPS: i called the posted number later and a man picked up.
Bring dich um faggot
For fuck's sake stop shitting up every board you faggot.
Eckehard Kuispert has the answers
Waifu claiming thread.
>i'm to lazy to write a new Version number
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
ｏｈ ｓｈｉｔ ｉ’ｍ ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ ｉｔ
You made it a bit early, eh?
Something tells me Syndra would be the BDSM type. hope youre into that
Alone.
Nice balls chimpo!
>>676762387
NICE BALLS CHIMPO
>>676762387
NICE BALLS CHIMPO
NICE BALLS CHIMPO
>>676762387
NICE BALLS CHIMPO
Need a creepshot thread
Got some OC
Norsk tråd!
Drug hookups * Norske jenter * Norsk shitposting
Bumper med damer til en med litt weed å selge finner tråden
>>676758049
>>676758362
Gr8 YouTubers thread?
Fuck y'all, Sargon is king.
I only really watch Vinesauce every now and then when I have the time. I try to catch the streams when I can.
>>676758639
Never watched him. Is he one of the more intellectual and thought provoking people on there? I'm into that shit.
Turd Flinging Monkey is pretty good.
>>676758767
Fucking hell Vinesauce are some jabronis who play video games and manchildren like me watch them when I ain't working.
I didn't realize that's what you were looking for, sorry fam.
Cringe Thread
I willstart with this new photo
>>676750511
Eh, they seem to be having fun and not taking themselves too seriously (barring Martin the Mass Murderer in the Making on the right). Mostly not cringe IMO.
>>676750511
Is this a dildo-crafting workshop for autists?
http://youtu.be/_D9-fBqpkIo
Good fucking luck
Why are Israeli girls so perfect ?
>they are white and pure
>they protect their home and family against foreign invaders and terrorist
>they are truthful and loyal
>>676755566
one flaw - they're jews
>>676755672
/thread
>>676755672
>he fell for the jews are bad meme
grow up
roll fagitos
r0ll
>>676764722
reroll
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to roll or not to roll?
s/fur
I'm maybe a furry.
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>676761329
I feel like drawing today, AFTER this movie
no topic
that's straight ignet dawg
no reply.
I'm batman
Waiting for >>676767676
FB Fap thread 2
this girl has cancer in here hair
i gag tumors
Fresh teen oc here. Anyone interested?
Sure
>>676763280
dump them op. that freckled bitch needs to be naked now
potato nigger thread
how does one go from dole neet to job-haver in ireland? unemployed for seven years.
>>676760726
That's because of your Catholic heresy
>>676761001
holy shit i know that girl. clondalkin? she self harms
>>676761091
>clondalkin
>self harm
I would too if I were from there
