Waifu claiming thread. - Knife evening edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
It's me. Chara
>I've got another confession to make
>I killed Kurt
What did he mean by this?
>>677305769
ffs ur fast
>>677305769
Probably some last-minute attention grab
convince me to kill myself
Tits or kill yourself
You will gain 72 virgins
Self infliction weapon of choice?
>>677304226
you are so ugly you dont even dare to post a pic of you
Posting from my shower right now.
How's your delicate, outdated, over priced iPhone working out for you applefags?
htcfag here
apple is the fedora of smartphones
>>677302304
>over priced
>buys phone with water resistant gimmick
Simple
Lifeproof 6s +
new rule 34 thread. make a request to get 5 from that folder. Be specific when you think you need to be
>>677301713
>>677301743
more simpsons
>>677301743
Adventure time, Marcelline
The awful YLYL thread 404d
get back in here fags
YLYL
>>677302892
Just tried anal for the first time with my gf of ~7 years. Ask me anything.
>>677301945
she's a bit young for that kind of thing
>>677301945
Does it hurt when you sit down?
Do you like me?
>>677301945
How does your butthole feel now?
One of these threads because im completely origional
rpll
>>677300111
fuck yeah trips
>>677298761
Roll
>>677298761
roll
so i just finally got with the girl ive been pursuing for a long time and i couldnt even fuck her because i got all nervous and couldnt keep a boner. shes the hottest girl ive ever got and i couldnt even fuck her. im 22. should i kill myself /b/?
>>677297896
Dude chill, this is more common than you think. It happened the first few time with my gf. Just make sure you tell her it's not because she unattractive and she'll understand. As you get more comfortable with her it'll be less of a problem.
yeah, im just so worried its gonna get awkward. but ill do what you said. she should know that i think shes completely ridiculously beautiful. i couldnt stand the thought of her not thinking i like her. thanks man!
>>677299915
No worries m8, you'll be fine. 3 years later and I instinctively get a boner just from getting into bed with my gf. Try to not think about getting a boner and just get lost in the moment.
thanks guys, as long as it doesnt get awkward because of i think i can pull this through. shes just so important to me and i really hate myself this morning because i feel like i made her feel unwanted and lost her. she gave me no signs of that but its a genuine fear, you know? im sure itll be okay though. just have to shut my brain off in the moment
Confession time /b/, what do you want to get off your chest?
My humps
My nipples
>>677303226
My belly button
My sternum
MTG thread
ITT:
>how often do you play?
>did you visit the prerelease? If so, how did you do, any good pulls?
>what is your alltime favourite card?
>favourite format and why?
>how do you feel about the new standard rules?
>how much money do you think you have spent on MTG?
OP here
>how often do you play?
About once every two weeks
>did you visit the prerelease? If so, how did you do, any good pulls?
Went 2/0/1. Got a few good rares and mythics, the rest is junk.
>what is your alltime favourite card?
Parasitic Strix (pic related)
>favourite format and why?
Modern, because it is(was) a diverse and interesting format.
>how do you feel about the new standard rules?
Think it will create a more diverse gme, but up the price quite a bit.
>how much money do you think you have spent on MTG?
Maybe about 350$
>how often do you play?
Mostly online but at least one match a day. Multiple formats.
>did you visit the prerelease? If so, how did you do, any good pulls?
I'm going to one in a couple hours. Hopefully get some good stuffs.
>what is your alltime favourite card?
Karn Liberated cause it's a really interesting card. Colorless planeswalker is gud.
>favourite format and why?
Limited because I suck at constructed. :(
>how do you feel about the new standard rules?
What new standard rules?
>how much money do you think you have spent on MTG?
A few thousand over 5 years.
>>677301419
>diverse and interesting
>diverse
>interesting
>>677301684
With the shortening of sets (going from 3 to 2 blocks) and the elimination of core sets, they also decided to shorten the cycle of wich the cards rotate out.
i love bikinis
Okay, that's nice. Thanks for letting us know.
Eurofags. listen up. i'm just back from the future, its amazing, seriously it couldnt be better. but let me tell you what needs to happen.
your leaders have to force a brexit. Scotland will finally break its union with england and join the EU. Wales will follow in 20 years, not long after that northern ireland. Within 50 years england will be back to where it was in 1066. Make the British Empire finally finally crumble and have a world similar to that 1000 years ago.
Germany will re-unite europe like the italians couldn't and finally make it a superpower again.
America and russia will finally go to war and the eu will see to it that they get russia in the aftermath. America gets the middle east but its already too late. Oil is almost worthless now and the people wont fight for america.
east asia and south america fall apart from the inside as usual. africa destroys itself and europe fights america and wins.
The rest of the nations farm our food and give technology and resources to us for free whilst we claim space and colonise those other planets and moons we can in our otherwise uninhabited solar system.
europe will finally claim the planet and its billions of people, populate its colonies and become a galactic power.
like it or not eurofags you know you want to be on the inside of the first world power that rules the solar system. that future isn't set in stone. we have to get the ball rolling
begin the break up surveillance britain so we can cuck america and live in peaceful, plentiful and powerful 'Euroearth'
>>677301417
I would literally rather burn the world to radioactive ash than let it end up being ruled by a bunch of Germans, Italians, etc.
Germany can't even deal with Greece, what the hell makes you think it's capable of going for world domination (especially since it's already failed miserably at that - twice!)? If the European Union was a dog it would have been taken out back and shot by now.
>>677301417
well thought out, totally plausable
>war with america?
It's coming, by the gods thos rednecks will pay
Overall future eurofag, your information gave me reason to kill myself.
Thanks.
>>677301990
>well thought out, totally plausable
>>677301990
thanks anon
Is it true /b/ - are white males privileged?
Yes, and ill tell you why. Because we fucking EARNED it
The world was civilized and built by white men. We invented and perfected almost useful science that exists. Sure some others pitched in, but only by building off the wisdom of white men. Society and order, sustaining a population, infrastructure, industry etc... all white men
We built the world you live in, either that or we forced some shit skin variant along the way to do it for us. We have successfully oppressed and enslaved every other race. No one else has been able to do a fucking thing about it. The only real threat we ever faced was nazi germany and that was because they were white and therefore good at conquest.
Im not racist - i dont hate the inferior races, when i see a black guy I dont think nigger. I think hey - enjoy the blood, sweat and tears of centuries of whites breaking their backs for you. Otherwise you'd be in some village in ooga booga africa eating fried ants twice a week
Look at every other race, they still cant do shit on their own, middle east, africa, south america, its all a fucking mess. ONLY the Asians are somewhat respectable and can sort of do shit on their own, but they are really weird so no one cares
Hell yeah white privilege exists - Im CIS im damn proud of my heritage because MY people built the world we live in, and are still fighting to keep order from shitskins like the assholes in the middle east
The world is our oyster and the rest of you faggots are lucky we let you live here. If we wanted to, white people could easily cleanse the world of the pests.
almost every useful*
White master race reporting in
>>677302103
Is this new pasta? Well, regardless tell those barbarian savages how it is.
>>677302583
feels good doesnt it? to wake up and be a white male
Who's got the sauce?
Dont have sause but im looking for sause on this
SAUCE!!!
Bumpin
Anybody got the link to this that was up on thursday? Was a bunch of win on her.
>>677300366
moar
>>677300366
moar now!
I'll post what I saved
pls
Tell me what you want to do to her
Cock tributes are appreciated and will be sent to her
Tits to start I've got a bunch of pics for you guys
Tell her what you'd do to her
Another. nobody?
Come on anons show this slut what you want to do to her
What is the "Godfather" of video games?
Dankey kang
>>677302276
Undertale
Asteroids ma nigga
>>677302458
/thread
IT'S CATURDAY!
my cat
My girlfriend has one tit bigger than the other. It is QUITE a bit bigger. Should I be concerned?
>>677300123
op, you know what to do
>>677300123
Amazon that shit
>>677300123
Ex had that
Turns out it was breast cancer.
Getting it treated didnt fix the size different though.
its natural that this sometimes happens same with guys and balls one will most likely be a bit bigger and hang lower than the other one.
I love my girlfriend but she is a huge bitch to anone and anything. We have a relationship of 5 years. What do.
Unrelated. Her younger non-legal sister is getting bigger boobs then her, can't stop staring. What do.
>>677299621
wait until her sister is legal. Dump your gf and bang her sister
>>677299621
Actually talk to your girlfriend and work your situation out like an adult in a relationship should. If it's unrelated, then why bring it up? Control yourself man.
>>677299621
damn those fajitas look bomb af
If she is disrespectful to people, beat the shit out of her
Bang her sister
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