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>ok /b/ comment the weirdest/craziest thing you've ever done
>pic unrelated
i once drank orange juice after brushing my teeth
#brave
>>677300090
I braided a girls hair without her knowing
>>677300090
wore a pair of socks that didn't match
>>677300090
I accidentally built a shelf
>>677300663
Hot fuck
This quote is everything.
>>677300104
I'm not paying to be alive.
I can be as alive as I want.
But I need to pay other people for the work, products, or services they provide, just as they need to pay me for the work, products, or services I provide, so that we can each individually purchase the work, products, or services we individually need.
>>677300288
And while I'm at it, please be aware that you're essentially the idiots from pic related.
Be honest, you just don't want to work, do you?
>>677300104
I'd rather use money than have my life be a constant struggle for survival in the wild.
Check your ignorance.
>>677300104
That's hella retarded. If I wanted to I could live off the gird, so long as I sourced all my own shit I wouldn't have to pay a penny. But I don't want to do any of that shit so I have to pay for the goods and services of other people.
>>677300104
The picture isn't loading, can you tell me what the quote is?
Ask a guy who fucks niggers to preserve the white race anything.
You should kill niggers to preserve the white race
>>677300734
Post nudes
>>677300734
Whats the main difference between white and black females in terms of sex.
>fucks nigger
>ruins self in process
you just like them and don't want to admit it
But as a man, I feel like you are entitled to be attracted to all women. Everyone has tastes.
>>677301069
There's too many niggers to kill, but if you make their women have white babies, it dilutes the nigger genes.
Pics are related, nigger from across country I visited to fill with seed.
Start rolling /b/ros
Should I rape my cat, 'o magic conch?
>>677299134
Reroll
Will i ever be loved as i have loved?>>677298817
Should I get those tit pics?
>>677298817
>>677298817
do I look good to females
Shota thread again
I accidentally deleted my reaction image folder. Help me /b/?
Pic related is the only one I have now.
I'm really sorry dude. here
>>677301550
You did what
>>677301550
Did you check the trash op?
>>677301550
Waifu claiming thread.
>another one
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu/husbando
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Claimed for Stocking-kun.
>>677300920
Hello!
>hugs
>>677300869
Its ok, Tats-kun. I'll rub your back better, if you want.
>>677300844
S-Senpai notice m-me!..
shiina attending!
>>677300996
Hey Sindy, since you're the tealord here, have you ever tried nettle tea? I just got told its nice for blood pressure (everyone from my mom's part of the family has blood problems) but im afraid its gonna taste bad <.<
>Best Kuudere claimed.
sup /b/ my wife hot or not?
fake/10
>>677299437
>my wife
nope, real as can be
>>677299437
post a pic of her and we'll judge
>>677299550
this
Is there a therapist here?
Id like a quick answer and I don't think this is really something to schedule an appointment for..
When my room is trashed, I feel ok and either happy or nothing. But after I clean my room a day or two later I feel depressed and stay that way whenever I'm in the room.
Is the clutter filling some void? and the clean lets me realize that noone is there?
Is this just my autism not liking the change due to the room being messy for a long time?
Its not hoarding, I know that because I dont have a problem cleaning up and throwing
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bumping with porn
Well OP as a therapist that has been working for 20 years i can say that you are a faggot and you should infact kill yourself
>>677299322
>>677299323
Tell me something I dont know.
bumping for a real answer still
>>677299569
ITT nipple pumping
anyone got this set??? also creep shot thread
>>677299284
I'm bored /b. Dubs get to choose a pokemon for my team and it's name.Trips chooses my Name for Pokemon showdown. Start rolling gentlemen (pic not related)
rayquaza
blastoise
dragonite
A dunsparce named dubsparce
jynx, niggerbitch
Take the test at https://www.politicalcompass.org/te st and post your result. Also include who you want to be the US President.
Donald Trump
US presidency doesn't interest me much
Donald Trump
Non murcan here
>>677297709
>Left
>Libertarian
>Trump
you are a very confused person.
Serb here, support for Donald
If she makes you hard, reply to the webm that did it and say "This old spic made my dick move." If she makes you cum, say "This old spic made me cum."
By pure chance I ended up buying some LSD on the street yesterday.
I met these two young white girls on the street and somehow we got onto the topic of psychedelics/drugs.
Long story short I bought a tab for $10 and it supposedly contains 150µg. They claimed they had used the same tabs they sold me and they knew their dealer and all.
Is there any way to tell if it's 2-CB or some other crazy bullshit? They seemed legitimate but I guess I'm being paranoid.
are fuckin stupid? Did you at least ask them to take the acid first before you did?
>>677296988
It was almost 2am and they said they already split a tab earlier.
>>677297123
never believe people when they say that.
>>677297696
then what are you implying? were they just waiting around for someone to sell dangerous synthetic compounds to for a measly $10?
>>677295764
Well there's no way it's 2CB since that wouldn't fit on a blotter.
It's either legit LSD, or 25i-NBOMe.
25i breaks down in your stomach while LSD remains intact. Thus a very crude test to determine whether or not it's LSD is to swallow the blotter, don't let it sit on your tongue.
If it's LSD you'll get high. If it's 25i it'll break down in your stomach and nothing will happen.
She flirts with you, what do you do
I... I'm gay now... thanks...
>>677297207
Call the farmer and tell him his cows are getting out again.
>>677297207
Any hole's a goal, mate.
Smack her with a shovel
Cute...confidant...I'd smash for the experience
Flats/ballet flats thread
Hey /b/, so I have quite a bit of money in my steam wallet and I was wondering what games would be worth buying, I just bought GTA V and rocket league, but nothing more, thanks in advance for the recommendations.
>>677298321
what kind of games do you like?
>>677298321
what game is the webm?
What's the game in the webm?
>>677298614
since he bought GTA V and Rocket League i'm guessing he is into simulation games. How about Goat Simulator Recommended for you
>OP
I have cod w@w, cs go, the culling, dead island, Garry's mod, GTA V , rocket league, and surgeon simulator >>677298614
Hey /b/
So I'm getting sued for 75k,
Attorney said settling for 20k is likely going to happen.
I ain't worth dick, Make 1300 per month
parents can only pay attorney fees
what happens when I can't afford to pay the people?
lol you're fucked. what did you get sued for?
>>677298563
who is suing you and for what? make it short.
What is the suit for? Is it possible to counterclaim another person?
you agree a payment plan. Or they take everything you got and then personally bankrupt you. If you don't got much, they'll do a payment plan, agreed with the courts and take the money direct from your paycheck.
>>677298563
You can't settle so, it'll go to trial. You gotta have the cash in hand in order to settle. However, if you don't have dick, they can't take dick. You can't get blood from a stone.
You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a refrigerator.
Wrrrrrr.
Its a fucking freezer you nutjob
I'm warm
>>677299097
I'm a freezer - brrrrrr
niggers
