ITT post you're literal 10/10 grils
>Daily reminder that Islam can never be defeated, only embraced.
Westerners will suffer at the hands of the noble Muslims who fight back.
The Ummah is rising, keep pushing us and you will see the true face of Jihad. What you see now is only the beginning, you have no clue of what we are capable.
You pigs are poking a sleeping giant, the more you keep fighting, the bigger the response and the Muslims will annihilate you. We will leave no male alive and your women will be captured as booty.
I am a moderate Muslim. I endorse this message. Islam will rise. Islam will rule. Islam will defeat it's attackers., by the grace of Allah.
Allahu' akbar.
TLDR: OP is a BIG faggot
I'd love to force feed you some bacon you fuck.
>>677427984
ur not my real dad u cant tellme how to liv my life tbh
>>677427984
>muslim
>noble
fuck off you childfucker get in your cave and never come out again
Its alive
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ITT:Post your favorite album and have others guess things about you
>>677425123
ma nigga
>>677425242
Do you also like Come Down to Us?
Right now, probably this.
>>677425273
Yep
Internet went off, did anybody save the rest of this in the previous Teen thread?
Also, teen bread.
>>677427569
bump
lurking
Why does Australia always think its better than us Americans.
We would easily win at a war with you ausfags
You made me laugh OP good job.
Jokes aside, im australian and america would easily be able to beat australia in a war.
>>677426483
It isn't that Australia is all that good. It's just that you suck so much that it's hard not to be better than you
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>>677426483
reality hits you hard bro
alright /b/, i need ur wisdom.
this new girl started at work and from the start she always caught me eye from a far. we got to know eachother quickly while talking at work then she invites me over to get drunk
at first i was a little unconfortable around her I was a virgin before out first play date then when we were both hammered i went for it kissed her, carried her to the bed and anyone who doesnt have aspergers knows where it went from here.
fast forward a few days she invites me over again we do the same thing. sex, drink; then she mentions she has a boyfriend. I can tell just by the way she talks that she doesnt want to be with him that they have nothing in common and are long distance. hes overly protective of her and shows signs of bipolar disorder. I tell her shes gotta do whats best for her and break up.
anyway earlier today she txts me and tells me that him and her are moving to another state because he got a job there. She invites me over again with obvious intentions of getting drunk and fucking,
my question is how the fuck do i convince her to not move away with this guy. her and I have a rediculous amount of stuff in common and her bf is completely different. I can tell she likes my style, I told her she was my first but she laughed and told me she didnt belive me, but it was true.
how to get the girl /b/
pic unrelated
op is a fag
DONT DO IT OP, ITS A TRAP.
If she's shagging other dudes without her boyfriend knowing, what's to say she wouldn't do it to you? I recommend letting her do her thing with her boyfriend.
I know that must be hard to hear man, losing your virginity to someone who's only in it for the dick and not for someone she wants to make a good relation with.
Happened to me once.
But, I recommend avoiding her because it seems like she's using you for emotional empowerment, rather than actually giving a shit about you.
All in all, if she shagged you while she still had a boyfriend, she is a bad person.
>>677426929
thanks for the input but her BF lives more than 100 miles away. yeah i know shes a slut too, its obvious she trys to make me jelous sometimes when she txts me from her other job that this perv is hitting on her but i really dont care
shes a recovering heroin addict and to tell u the truth i can tell shes a good person on the inside just be looking her in the eyes
Lost my ernie and bert folder, help me fill the new one
also post bananas
Well, /b/, I've decided to do it. My girlfriend left me for viable reasons, she has someone new too soon and I don't want to live as the worthless piece of shit I am. What's the quickest way to kill myself? I planned on downing a bunch of my sister's sleep meds and then chug bleach just to be sure. Any other quick, easy and available methods?
Cousin attempted to kill himself few years ago with Bleach+Draincleaner, he was in so much fuckin pain he couldn't hide it, had holes in his stomach needed surgery and was coughing red chunks for days. It's not gonna go well well for you m8
Do a flip out the window
>>677425201
You're pathetic if you're killing yourself over a girl. You're more than that. If you can shitpost on 4chan you're better off than a lot of other people. You can still change something you piece of shit.
>get helium canister from party store, usually they can be rented
>buy balloons with it to avoid suspicion
>get thick trash bag
>get surgical hose
>get sleeping pills
>take shitload of pills
>bag over head, sealed at neck
>run hose from canister to bag, open valve when super sleepy
>tow your body doesn't realise it's not breathing oxygen
>tfw you drift off to sleep and die within 1hr max
Hey /b/ I'm a 23 year old man and I've recently been flirting with a 12 year old girl who says she wants to be my girlfriend.
Should I ask her out? Is it illegal to date a younger girl as long as there's no sex? (We might kiss though)
>>677426834
Yes, it's illegal unless she's no more than three years younger than you. Get out of there before her parents go snooping and you get v& irl.
Yea m8, be the next lionmaker
>>677426834
Fuck not another one
Hello /b/
I got drunk last night .. Friends took me to the hospital and they took care of me .. Woke up with stomach hurting.. Drank some tea.. Stomach still hurting .. I should be fucking ok by now why i my stomach still hurting and how do i make it go away
>>677424854
You probably just guzzled some cum while blacked out. Pain goes away in 3 days.
Been here since 2006. Before triforce was a thing. Before dubs became a thing. I don't get your obsession with that. Has to be the most autistic thing ever.
That's fine and all but what the fuck is up with all the cocks? Traps are EVERYWHERE. This place has literately been infested with autistic faggots.
Ya'll faggots need jesus.
Julaay
shut up
it was infested with autismo's back then too we just didnt have a name for it
What we need is more gimps right?
Can you Triforce?
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asdf
I need to arrange my alopex, be back in a moment
I almost thought nobody was going to do it
how does one arrange their alopexs?
FB fap thread
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>>677426874
>Christopher Poole thread.
Post your favourite cp pictures
who?
who?
Isn't this guy like the founder of 9gag or something?
Mooted
Anyone got other stuff like this?
I'm a 27 yr old 336lbs white guy, who sits at home and watches ice's stream all day. Am I living life? Is there a better life style ? Why are you jealous ?
What arm thing homie?
I'm jealous because I'm afraid of making threads
Ice is probably the best form of entertainment on this planet right now. Just a truly complete package. He deserves superstar status like Zezima or Kanye West.
Reece?
whats your opinion on squirting?
the first time i experienced an orgasm i squirted and since then ive been afraid to reach climax. even with my ex i never did. how can i stop this from happening?
>>677423736
Tits
>>677424171
friends computer, cant, dont wanna anyway
>>677424300
Gtfo
>>677424392
/thread
Fuck this whore. Wastes two years of my life on this slut.
>>677424920
Leta see the nudes anon...release the rage
>>677424920
Dump it
Ew wtf anon. Really you couldnt get a better whore tHan this landwhale??
>>677425234
But shes got a banging pussy until proven otherwise
