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What does /b/ think I jerked off to when I was 12
Trick. OP is faggot
This?
>>677426216
that just means he jerked off to trap and men
>>677426133
Bugs bunny in drag
Which one would youwould you fuck? How?
Id fuck Grete and Iris.
>>677423005
who?
>>677421244
3. With my penis, obviously.
all of em except 7, 6 would be iffy but eh whatever.
Ask not what which one you would fuck, ask which one will fuck you
![image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/72Dn0HL.jpg "image[1].jpg")
I have wanted to go out and running for several weeks. I can't get out of the house... The front door is an impossible obstacle.
Although, the fact that I am depressed (have bipo) could affect that fact...
Any tips?
>>677424923
move fatass
>>677424923
Purchase a treadmill.
>>677425070
But how?
And i'm not even fat, my BMI is 19,5.
So I don't even have that motivating me.
>>677425163
Was thinking of this, but I live in a studio apartment so... it would take up all the room.
I really REALLY wanna go outside but I just can't... Holy fuck this sounds retarded
>>677424923
your will is weaker than the comfortable laziness you live in, embrace the fact that you're a weak man with no will and spend the day under a blanket, safe from all the worldly harm that could come upon you when jogging
>>677424923
houston, we got a problem.
Pick one fags, bonus points for listing your stupid arbitrary reason.
backpack if you want to carry stuff, messenger bag if you want to carry your boyfriends cum in your ass
>>677425744
/thread
>>677425744
backpacks make you look like a schoolkid.
>>677425744
Doesn't get much lamer, amirite?
>>677425923
your opinion makes you look like a fucking autist
Anons, I come to you asking for advice.
How does someone make an impact on the world?
Im just one person. How can I make serious changes?
what the fuck are you talking about? you already know the answer. you are nobody. you aren't going to change anything.
Kill trump
>>677426269
fly a plane into a building. burn down a mosque and kill as many sand niggers as you can. shoot up a school. kill yourself. set the world record for most loads swallowed in 24 hours.
Join ISIS' suicide squad.
Dress up as Curt Kobaine and kill yourself, faggot
Dubs decide me steam profile picture
Here
Dubs get
>>677424778
Come watch b rated horror movies with us (tits n azz)
HORROR LIVE stream
http://instasync.com/r/oneleggedlovely
Roll
s/fur
All creatures are hawt, edition
I'm gonna dump some sharks.
holy shit i just watched a couple of homonculus vids on youtube and shit was downright fascinating and creepy at the same time
I'd dump some images but I'm in the middle of error checking my porn drive
Anyone in Colorado Springs interested in fucking this ass tonight?
>>677422068
im not in colorado but id fuck you
I am not a faggot like you... Faggot
>>677422683
Ty
>>677422068
MOAR OP
>>677422924
i want to bite it for some reason
where can i go to find people who like to look at sissy fag nasty cam whores like myself? pic related. seriously where can i find a good place to cam besides the usual. where do they like fag sluts?
>>677424298
Come watch b rate horror movies with us (tits n azz)
HORROR LIVE stream
http://instasync.com/r/oneleggedlovely
tfw no replies
I usually watch sinister fags on chatterb ate
Also post moar you cock loving faggot
>>677424883
im on there now lol. hard to find people who like to bully, degrade, insult, etc.
and yes sir - any requests?
-subtexasguy
I just got my first platinum record in the mail, and I'm still poor as fuck.
yep
>>677425050
Maybe don't spend all your money on a platinum album then.
>>677425160
/thread
>>677425160
I didn't. I worked on making it. But apt point.
>>677425160
Forgot to bump with tits. Apologies.
Daily reminder for you faggots
>>677422464
Faggot
>>677422464
Trilby is still a type of fedora so there's nothing wrong with calling it one.
>>677422464
Trilby is still a type of fedora so it's not wrong to call it one.
>>677422464
both are for fucking faggots, who cares
>>677422464
^fedora ^fedora
Fucked up shit you found online go!
>>677421915
What the hell is the story about that girl. Seen her pictures everywhere on here. Never understood!
>>677421915
Too soon
>>677422574
she dead
>>677422574
It's an urban legend. Bitch allegedly got killed by drinking some deadly cocktail furnished by her 13 y/o faggot neighbour, then he took these pics while she was "dead". Ofc this story is bs and the gal in the pics is alive but faggots here enjoy trolling and riddling newfags like yourself into believing this crap.
Mods i know you are reading this, are you guys really think this is jessi? are you really that retarded or you guys are just newfags?
>>677424602
>
>>677424695
>>677424810
What does Autism say, /b/?
Euthanasia
>>677423981
The reason jet fuel can't melt steel beams is because most jet fuel is just plain kerosene, like the blackout lantern in your garage type.
>>677424111
youth in asia? why would i care about that
>>677423981
neho,
NATO
Kik test thread
Send me the name of your girlfriend, sister, or somebody you want nudes and i try to get some.
Send me name in kik to have less white knight fags
Kik: vinvangild
>>677424431
Come watch b rate horror movies with us (tits n azz)
HORROR LIVE stream
http://instasync.com/r/oneleggedlovely
All I want is a companion. Someone I can just hang out with or freely talk to. I'm a freshman in uni and I'm really bad with people, so I haven't met many people, let alone a girl I could make anything with.
>>677422555
No one cares you fucking cunt. You wont find sympathy or companionship on here.
What should I do?
>>677423618
Change.
Study the ways of the Normie
Honestly, you need willpower and to join a club, lower your standards and join a vidya and anime club. Also when in doubt listen to people, be genuinely interested in them and it's easy from there.
>>677422555
You'll find people to be a disappointment. They'll just moan about their problems, then if you take the time to listen just fuck off when they want anyway.
Learn to enjoy your own company, it's more rewarding.
And cheer up, you got trips.
what age did you start browsing /b/?
what is your current age?
>started lurking at 15
>I am now 19
Started a looong time ago, 34 now
>12
>19
8, 19 now
>>677424370
Coming up on 10 years, same. /b/ sucks today.
which one has a pic of her riding cock?
why u think her?
correct answer for pic
>>677424485
OCome watch b rated horror movies with us (tits n azz)
HORROR LIVE stream
http://instasync.com/r/oneleggedlovely
Left
Middle
>>677424485
Right
right
Who dis /b/?
more pics?
>>677425486
those eyebrows
My god
stefania ferrario
Stefania Ferrario
>>677425486
stefania
I wish you could Google pictures the same way you can Google words.
I found this shoved up my vagina its been there a few days could this damage my bladder or give me an infection? could it also be why i haven't been able to pee
>>677425490
Come watch b rated horror movies with us (tits n azz)
HORROR LIVE stream
http://instasync.com/r/oneleggedlovely
>>677425490
youre pretty keen on anatomy, eh?
Bait check your image name
>>677425490
>>677425490
you had a stone in your vagina?
