Hello /b/
I got drunk last night .. Friends took me to the hospital and they took care of me .. Woke up with stomach hurting.. Drank some tea.. Stomach still hurting .. I should be fucking ok by now why i my stomach still hurting and how do i make it go away
>>677424854
You probably just guzzled some cum while blacked out. Pain goes away in 3 days.
Been here since 2006. Before triforce was a thing. Before dubs became a thing. I don't get your obsession with that. Has to be the most autistic thing ever.
That's fine and all but what the fuck is up with all the cocks? Traps are EVERYWHERE. This place has literately been infested with autistic faggots.
Ya'll faggots need jesus.
Julaay
shut up
it was infested with autismo's back then too we just didnt have a name for it
What we need is more gimps right?
Can you Triforce?
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Pretty sure I can't
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Even /hm/ can
asdf
I need to arrange my alopex, be back in a moment
I almost thought nobody was going to do it
how does one arrange their alopexs?
FB fap thread
>>677426789
>>677426841
>>677426874
>Christopher Poole thread.
Post your favourite cp pictures
who?
who?
Isn't this guy like the founder of 9gag or something?
Mooted
Anyone got other stuff like this?
I'm a 27 yr old 336lbs white guy, who sits at home and watches ice's stream all day. Am I living life? Is there a better life style ? Why are you jealous ?
What arm thing homie?
I'm jealous because I'm afraid of making threads
Ice is probably the best form of entertainment on this planet right now. Just a truly complete package. He deserves superstar status like Zezima or Kanye West.
Reece?
whats your opinion on squirting?
the first time i experienced an orgasm i squirted and since then ive been afraid to reach climax. even with my ex i never did. how can i stop this from happening?
>>677423736
Tits
>>677424171
friends computer, cant, dont wanna anyway
>>677424300
Gtfo
>>677424392
/thread
Fuck this whore. Wastes two years of my life on this slut.
>>677424920
Leta see the nudes anon...release the rage
>>677424920
Dump it
Ew wtf anon. Really you couldnt get a better whore tHan this landwhale??
>>677425234
But shes got a banging pussy until proven otherwise
whale tail thread, i dont know why but i love this stuff
Why don't more people go traveling around the world... for no reason at all?
It'd be like some sort of game. Just moving from place to place and doing things for people to get things you need.
Knocking heads together when you get paid to, stopping terrorist schemes, just getting into the culture of a city and drilling a very big hole for yourself into that culture. Then leaving.
>>677425526
Fucking idiot, please an hero
>>677425586
I'll an hero myself by going on the best fucking adventure there is.
>>677425526
Because life isn't actually a Choose Your Own Adventure book.
>>677425526
You see, anon. There is this thing called money, you need it to buy things. Some people don't have 10s of thousands of dollars to travel around the world doing fuck all.
Lyrics thread. Post lyrics that hit you hard.
Five to one, baby.
One in five.
I'm inside, open your eyes
I'm you
Sad but true
Drunk on dreams now I'm glad I didn't say out loud
You said you'd be for real but I don't believe that you are
"Hey Bob I'm looking at what Jack was talking about and it's definitely not a particle that's nearby. It is a bright object and it's obviously rotating because it's flashing, it's way out in the distance, certainly rotating in a very rhythmic fashion because the flashes come around almost on time. As we look back at the earth it's up at about 11 o'clock, about maybe ten or twelve diamet...Earth diameters. I don't know whether that does you any good, but there's something out there."
You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day
Please help a broke fag out. I really want fallout 4 but I have no fucking money. So please kind anons help a broke fag out! http://steamcommunity.com/id/_izzu_
BEG THEARD START ANONS
>>677423578
Yep
http://steamcommunity.com/id/belleisafag/
recently lost my job
poor and bored
help a femanon out, or even just add me :)
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>>677424966
> I'm a girl btw
ITS HAPPENING!!!!
ivlog.tv/user/droppin100s
>>677423783
i aint clickin that shit, nigga
>>677423783
cool. can you rate me ok?
>>677423864
This nigga looks like a mii
>>677424304
this is better ok?
hey /b/ think my gf is cheating on me, how can i find the evidence without giving up that im trying to catch her cheating
>>677423825
Just ask her plainly. If she is, she'll tell you, or she'll deny it and won't let it go ever, then leave you, which also means she's cheating.
>>677423825
how about simply dumping her ass... cant be that good if you gotta worry about the bitch screwing around
Just hire someone to follow her.
>>677424181
because love
What does /b/ think I jerked off to when I was 12
Trick. OP is faggot
This?
>>677426216
that just means he jerked off to trap and men
Which one would youwould you fuck? How?
Id fuck Grete and Iris.
>>677423005
who?
>>677421244
3. With my penis, obviously.
all of em except 7, 6 would be iffy but eh whatever.
I have wanted to go out and running for several weeks. I can't get out of the house... The front door is an impossible obstacle.
Although, the fact that I am depressed (have bipo) could affect that fact...
Any tips?
>>677424923
move fatass
>>677424923
Purchase a treadmill.
>>677425070
But how?
And i'm not even fat, my BMI is 19,5.
So I don't even have that motivating me.
>>677425163
Was thinking of this, but I live in a studio apartment so... it would take up all the room.
I really REALLY wanna go outside but I just can't... Holy fuck this sounds retarded
>>677424923
your will is weaker than the comfortable laziness you live in, embrace the fact that you're a weak man with no will and spend the day under a blanket, safe from all the worldly harm that could come upon you when jogging
Pick one fags, bonus points for listing your stupid arbitrary reason.
backpack if you want to carry stuff, messenger bag if you want to carry your boyfriends cum in your ass
>>677425744
/thread
>>677425744
backpacks make you look like a schoolkid.
>>677425744
Doesn't get much lamer, amirite?
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