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Something you can say about your PC but not your girlfriend?
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>>675459733
I have one.
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I want to fuck you
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>>675459920
/thread
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>>675459733
i got dubs

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drawthread
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Posting in faggots thread.
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>>675460769
Faggot lmao
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>>675460498
thats because youre a thirsty FUCK
You dont even lay eggs, talk about missleading.
OH also while i remember i re-did that request for you, but it still doesnt make you any less of a shit baby.
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>>675460641
"aliens"

ITT: s/fur continues.
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aww yiss
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How to break up with current gf with least amount of bullshit
>been on and off with current gf for a few years
>hot as fuck. completely my type
>thought I"loved" her but that seems to be fading
>she had a child who was a baby when we met
>child is now 4 and annoying as all hell
>going to be turning 5 in a month and still isn't potty trained
>she's constantly pushing me to spend more time with her kid and referring to us as a "family"
>constantly talking about wanting to get married and have another kid
>I never want to get married or have children of my own
>tell her this and she freaks out
>she is completely emotionally unstable
>sent me a picture of her cutting herself because me and her were fighting the other day
>hate her stupid fucking kid to the point where I get weird tension/sensations in my arm and fist whenever she starts being annoying (ie: always)
>I care about this girl but can't see a future with me as her child's "father"
>not sure how to break things off without her killing herself or something drastic along those lines

TL:DR- Girlfriend is emotionally unstable and a single mom. Hate her kid. Strong feelings for the mom but know I need to break up with her. Don't want her to kill herself.
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>>675453385
Kill the child and move to the woods.
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>>675453575
brilliant
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>>675453385
get cucked faggot. otherwise you will let down all the expectations your delusional whore of a gf has for your new family.
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>>675453732
It certainly is.

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right or left?
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>>675459260
left
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>>675460177
you sure?
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better
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same question

The girl I was about to date is so perfect. But her parents won't let her date a older guy like me...I think I love her, and she feels the same, this is killing me.
What should I do... they literally kicked me out of the house when I first met them.
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>>675460069
Fuck off with this cringe, you massively lonely 14 year old retard.
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If dubs give up
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>>675460069
ok I'll bite - what are your ages?
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>>675460200
>>675460201
Wow, thanks.
Any actually intellectual individuals have advice?

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ITT: We share Pics/Vids/Situations that made us doubt our sexuality, i'll start.
>Pic related, 10/10 would cuddle after destroying anus.

Anyone one got more of her/him/it?
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>>675453897
gross. im into trannies, but that is so obviously a man i want to vomit.
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Bumping with qts.
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>>675453995
Look at her face, her eyes, her skin, that adorably vulnerable look in her face. I'm not usually into trannies, she is the exception.
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>>675454030

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big tits thread
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xray please
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You're driving to work and this guy arrests you because he suspects that you're under the influence of illegal dubs

what do
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You can't search my car officer
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>>675459775

officer, am i being detained?
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>>675459775
only singles here, sir.
*tip fedora and drive off*
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Just out for a drive on the Fury Road officer, it being such a lovely day and all.

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What is the first thing you see in this picture?
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>>675453206
I know her. Post nudes.
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Those thighs
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>>675453206
Thigh
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nice legs

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Cock Tributes here. Post your girls and i'll tribute them.
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>>675460795
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>>675460899

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Time for a Tay Twizzle thread
https://youtu.be/AgFeZr5ptV8
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>>675460023
Bumpin
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>>675460023
That's a pretty good shoop
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mkay fine then
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finally
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i wasn't in a hurry
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I'M BACK
LIVE THREAD
LIVE
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what an amateur

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Help me wrap my head around this brethren. What's now being dubbed as Brussels 9-11 went off. We all stand together, blah blah. Our reaction is filling the streets and subways of NYC with heavily armed police and military.
Why? Is it to actually make people feel more safe or is it to compensate for a complete lack of intelligence? Is this absolutely necessary?
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>>675455170

did you see what happened to the people in paris who had no guns? check and mate
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>>675455170
Move and it's not your problem anymore ftp
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>>675455329
and yet in america we have guns and have more than one mass shooting per day
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>>675455518

Can you provide evidence of that? And what do you consider a mass shooting because gang violence doesn't count

Choose a celebrity that you wanna see in a sex tape, and we start raising enough money for them to do it by starting a gofundme page.

Trips winner gets the choice.

>My Vote is Christina Hendricks
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Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Pete Burns
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>>675454433
Amy Adams
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>>675454433
MATT DAMON

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We all hate using condoms, but whats your favourite?

Favourite Condom thread lets go
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Lifestyles
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I hate very fucking condom. can't find anything bigger than 58mm where I live and I'm too lazy to order them
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Durex Natural Feeling

Never broken before and they feel just as real. Sometimes when my gf forgets to take the pill I have no problem using those condoms.
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Dick rate thread?
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>>675457850
more pls
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>>675457903
Other side
Admittly ugly scar but not girl has ever noticed
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Two standing up just to bump tbh
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>>675457850
8/10 r8 me

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MILF thread continued
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>>675457632
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Make my mom yalls whore.
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Gilf jeananne
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>>675459703
i love this
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>>675459703
My hands are wet
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>>675459703
i shouldnt jack off on the job
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>>675459703
thx d00d
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>>675459703
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH - me cumming 2015

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So glad 4chan installed LifeLock. Now even if you post your social security number on purpose it blanks it out. Check it!

XXX-XX-XXXX

No more doxxing!
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>>675459018
Fuck off faggot
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>>675459104
1988 i see
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people can't be that stupid to fall for that...right?
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>>675459293
How do I delete?

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