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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

post girls you know and other anons will say what they would do to them.
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>>704015151
face fuck her horse face
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>>704015151
I would feed her carrots and sugar cubes then pet her mane.
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>>704015151
tickle her
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>>704015151
cum inside her

I am Norwegian. Ask me anything
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>>704010728


FUCK OFF AND DIE.
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Why haven't you made Varg king yet?
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What do you think about Burzum?
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Do you heil Varg like people heiled Hitler?

serves her right
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Video?

But yes OP, if she wasn't such a raging bitch shed still be able to be a huge slut....
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>>704010588
Yes, it does!

Anyone got a link?
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>>704010588
serves her right my ass. she did an aweful thing cucking her bf and sending a video to shame him but he (and the friends who had access to the video) had no rights to upload it on the internet. revenge porn is just bullshit
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>>704010588
Shit like this makes you wonder what cold hearted feminazi slut sides with the girl.

Something /b/ is good for

I am going to kill myself, /b/. It's not for attention. I've been diagnosed with stage 5 cancer (stage 5 is when your stage 4 cancer, the highest stage, develops it's own new cancer. I'm joking. It's a defense mechanism).

Anyway, I have boneitis, basically. My entire life is pills and pain and I don't have long.

The stupid state I live in doesn't allow physician-assisted suicide so I've decided to off myself on livestream in the most ridiculous way possible. That won't be today, but once I get the best ideas and everything together, I'll make a new post on /b/. /b/ because I can trust that some /b/tard will record and redistribute my political protest on request.

So what I'd like from you are the most weird suicides you can imagine. I might do one you come up with, or several at once.

What I won't do: 1) hurt anyone else. 2) traumatise children 3) anything with a gun, only because I don't have one and don't want to wait out the waiting period only to be rejected.

Be as brutal as you like. Pain is beyond the point right now.
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Get into a difficult yoga position (putting your legs behind your head or something) and roll around until you snap your neck.
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>>704007132
>I want to believe
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>>704007410
Okay, okay, we're thinking. I might end up a vegetable but it's something I could work into the final plan.

How about this. I will try to implement something from every trip post.
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Allright follow the steps closely:
- Buy razorwire, superglue
- make noose out of razorwire
- stand on stool with razorwire noose around neck
- superglue your hands to the sides of your head
- jump off stool to get enough momentum to slice clean through

Voila you ripped your own head off

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New celeb fap thread
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I love her fucking tits so much
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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>703996427

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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QOTT Whatcha listening to today?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s-xD_wSSJ8U
Woops, meant
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A1OqtIqzScI
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>>704008602

Ah, okay.
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>>704008828
The same thing I listen to every night.

https://youtu.be/Ba-8A3mOIio

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/b i have an evil and at the same time fucking genious idea

We all know 4chan users are all around the world
And i asked myself, why not use it in our favor.
We could make an qr code that leads to a website full of gore etc, and then print those out with an nice message on it ande stick them all over public places, trains, buses etc.
>pic is an example
imagine the lulz when normies scan the code, and then are redirected to an website that is filled with terrible gore etc.
It might even get some media coverage

What do you think about my idea /b ?
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Whats the code? Anuone?
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>>704009104
It's just an example code i put in there
no gore site yet
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This needs more bumps
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Bump
For the lulz

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I was wondering if anyone of you know an amputee girl with only one leg or foot

I'm kinda attracted to that

if so pls post pics and tell their stories
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>>703993476
Got a one legged gf. Laying in bed w her sleep right now.
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>>703994692
proof pic? can be without face ofc

how did she lost her leg? before or above knee?
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Expect the Unexpected Bread
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Butterface Thread
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>>703995799
a walking mini fridge

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You fags talk alot of shit about niggers. Have you faggots ever heard anything about Flint Michigan, or have you been to really any city with a "Hood"? Cause most of you socially retarded fucks wouldnt last 10 minutes, because (Flint at the very least) is just as bad if not worse than your average "Dangerous city". Discuss you fucking faggots.
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I live in Tulsa Oklahoma.

Hella niggers and spics
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>>704003679
Agreed. Majority black cities are hellholes and I wouldn't want to even visit one. What is your point? That niggers are violent animals who shit up every place they live?
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>>704003679
I've been everywhere man
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>>704003679
Hoods are dangerous because they're full of wild apes. And they wear shiny things that other apes want, and when a ape wants a shiny thing they go ape shit till they get said shiny thing

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Big fat tits are gross.
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>>704001445
whatever arsehole

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Do you like ebony girls /b/?
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Yeah, I love
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>>704008764
would love that girl
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>>704008764
They can be hot, but then they talk
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>>704008764
She's hot...but i wouldn't date.
She looks either way too high maintenance or she'd get bored with me and move on

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FB fap.
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Which programming languages are okay and which are for fags?
IMO if you arent capable of writing a serious program (comparable to 300+ lines in java) in assembly, you're a failure as a programmer

Otherwise C, C++, Java okay
Python, Javascript, html, ruby for tards (your rank by the best that you know)
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I know you are, but what am i
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> HTML
> Programming Language

Wat. I don't think you're a "serious programmer"
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>>703997768
All are okay if you're on a certain level. But a programmer can't be good without knowing C, some object oriented language and perhaps some functional stuff.

I like Lisp and C the most. I use C++ the most since it's a good compromise.
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>>703997768
>Javascript
>for tards
Ya Angular, Node, Backbone, React for retards.

Pls kill your self.

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No s/fur thread? What are we waiting for?
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>>703998538
Decent porn.
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>>703998591
I hope you're not talking about these Loli and Shota thread
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That thread needs sharks
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Post whatever you want thread
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STAY BRIGHT PUPPER
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STAY BRIGHT PUPPER
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How often do you guys shave your butts for optimal smoothness?
Daily seems like a chore
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>>704004921
Never, I'm not a mentally ill faggot.
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once a week or less depending on what im doing
id probs do it more often but dont want razor bumps and shit.
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>>704004921
the fuck is wrong with you
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>>704005003
Who said I was a faggot, maybe I just want to feel clean

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Roll
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rolling
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Rollerino
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9 get
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Super roll

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Post all your Un-Saucables
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Haven't been able to find one ppl keep posting.. Girls in bee costumes with huge strapon
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reward for finding the sauce
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