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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What are best American insults you know?
>>684044060
To Americans? "Have fun not having awful third world diseases and drinkable water, free jerkoffs"
>>684044060
How bout the one about America, industrializing the world, and becoming an economic, and military super power. All within 200 years, and most other countries have been around thousands of years and still haven't achieved this
>>684044060
A Mexican, a Frenchman and an American are in a bar. The American shoots the Mexican and the Frenchman.
>>684046285
Butt hurt amerifag
>>684046285
>1000 years? There is no country that is a 1000 years old anon. You just proved how stupid Americans are
>>684065686
she is stunning!!!
>>684065686
my dick started cummin blood lol
>>684065686
Fuckin' damn look at those tits
>>684065686
shes perfect
>>684065686
Huh didnt expect it to actually download that fuckin fast
>>684065686
>2:56
i cant believe you even attempted that OP
New fluffy thread, last one hit message limit.
Let's keep it slow but steady. Fluffy artists appreciated to make a fluffy drawthread, if we can.
I love this gif
Psychosomatic here
I should be putting up another one-shot in the next few days
then on to a special project
We need a good Creepshot thread going
Yass
>>684031230
OC From this afternoon at a red light Cus why not
>>684033170
Nice OC... Now buy a dash cover for the love of god.
>>684033170
I like your attitude.
can someone help me out? This girl is embedded with a sex toy that vibrates at different levels every time someone tips. I need someone with a disposable income to spam tips and make her orgasm. while shes shes in mid orgasm keep spamming tips sending her into a cum seizure. Lets do this /b/
http://www.streamboobs.com/littlesu bgirl/
don't give her a break. keep tipping 500 tokens each time
are we talking like just 2k?
>>684050713
waaaaooww
>>684051219
the higher the tips the more she gets it.
1000 works great, but streaming 500's seems to make her go cross eyed.
double and hok... holy shit XD I love it
Post perfect natural tits
>>684045827
Yea, "natural" I'm not sure if photoshop counts as natural.
This comic by assigned male is based on me. AMA
>>684040053
Was it just a really convincing tranny, OP?
Never seen a trans chick. Always assumed it would be like Mr. Garrison on South Park: just a mutilated penis.
so you obv fucked a post op tranny. Im guessing the pussy didnt feel different to that of a natural womans?
>>684040053
If not wanting to have sex with a transgender makes me transphobic, then I guess I'm transphobic.
>>684040053
>comic imblying trannies can't be spotted from a mile away
You faggots aren't fooling anyone. Your cheerleaders are spineless faggots, even they could spot you.
>>684040053
Gonna need proof OP.
Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
>>684054538
Yeah I guess its hard to explain how fucking giddy I was when I found out about this game, this is just something I've been waiting for for a long time, I've played a lot of strategy and grand strategy games in my time and they've all always been solely on Earth and it just gets boring after a while. Couple that with the fact that I've always loved space and you can probably start to see why I have needed a game like this, that doesn't suck, for a long time.
Also
>Buying...
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>>684055011
>not listening to these dubs
filth
Megumin claimed~
Going to sleep now, good night /waifu/
still here
Miho claimed
Post a picture you've posted before. Anons comment if they've fapped or saved.
Kkk
>>684055429
Feel like I fapped to this before... Where was this posted?
>>684056407
Please show those tits
New Celeb thread
no trolls
Emma has such amazing legs
ITT: Borderline sexual assault stories
>be 18
>have a crush on my gf's 15 year old sister
>we were just hanging out alone
>decide to play truth or dare
>I dare her to flash out the window
>she dares me to do the same
>for some reason she didn't think i'd flash my dick
>she gets an eyeful of my dick and just
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>>684041259
>I have a few more stories from her as well.
So you're a prolific paedophile then?
>>684041259
>>684042095
What?
>>684042095
nice bait faggot
>>684042458
Lol look at my quads
>>684041259
Bump
>>684042095
Don't be a douche, he was 18, not 28.
Vaguely describe a video game
Anons try to guess it
>>684058017
A middle aged minority tries to make it in the big Apple. But his annoying cousin is always calling about going out bowling and drinking.
>fag who loves daddy
>fag who loves Japanese lady
>oh snap it's his dad
>literally farm for hours
>he was just a dream
>>684058334
gta 4
>>684058334
Gta?
>>684058017
Old men yell at things.
Is there any conspiracy theory dumber than "Flat Earth"?
It's mind bogglingly stupid on all levels.
Yep. Pretty good psyops. Discredits anyone who points out real shit before they even open their mouths.
>>684051291
Prove that it isn't flat.
>>684053249
Look outside.
yes. that the earth is the center of the universe theory
>>684051291
Human Caused Global Warming.
Ruff! Puppy wants to suck on some cock-cock sooo badly! *Howls!* Arrroooo! *Pant Pant* Woofy woof woof wuff!
I hope you kill yourself
Actually get cancer
>>684043732
>>684043799
seconded
How does /b/ like my sister. Also incest thread. Dubs or a good incest story gets 1 pic, trips get all
Most people claiming to have nudes of sister don't. A few have, but most are all talk.
it'd be nice if she had a better tan
check
heres my sister
>>684027511
fuck yeah
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 11 year old babe that I'd make love to and marry straight after. My friends would be so jealous
>>684059697
Roll
umm...
You are a fucking faggot op you know that right.
rell
Cmoooooon 12
Just finished my freshmen year of college, /b/. My parents are already asking for my major. Trips decides my major
Women's studies
>>684044674
sexual behaviour
Nigger studies
>>684044674
Religious studies with a focus on the Quran
minor in gunsmithing
>>684044674
COCK studies, where COCK is an acronym of your choice
You come up with a superpower and anons put restrictions on them
I'll start
>super strength
Only while you are holding very light objects
Invisibility
Time Stop.
The ability to manipulate connections
>>684046054
That's fine though, he can just hold a little rock in his hand or something and then punch somebody.
facebook fap bread
post sexy babes
Keep going because you must have hotter girls than this
Life is everything that is, was or will be. It is the only thing that can exist, does exist, or will exist.
Everything is a factor of possibility.
If something is not possible, it will not exist. If it is possible it will exist.
You exist because it is possible, and for the same reason it is impossible for you not to. The simple reasoning above proves it.
The Life factor: Life can only live. Existence can only exist. Something that lives or exists is a factor of possibility therefore whatever lives or exists is infinite because it would be impossible for it not to
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Life is nothing but the sum of what your senses collect. Including your sense of wonder.
>babbys first psychedelic trip
Cool
>>684033438
Not tripping just thinking logically. Cornering the truth with rational thought. Its not even a big deal just a stupid thought i had
Now you're talking my language, dude.
