Wait for it...
>>704631940
>>704632019
ok now post ur dick so this wasnt a complete waste of time
>>704632019
wtf, are you twelve?
That's the best you can come up with?
Who wants a free pizza?
Who wants to build some anon a free pizza?
Bump for potential.
Where are all the starving college students, /b/?
Fine, let's build the pizza while we wait for a volunteer. If, at the end, nobody volunteers, I'll order it for myself.
First roll: Crust
Options
> Hand Tossed (Large)
> Handmade Pan (Medium)
> Crunchy Thin Crust (Large)
> Brooklyn Style (Large)
> Gluten Free (Small)
Next dubs+ or roll ending in 0 picks the crust.
>>704634847
Crunchy thin
area code hookup thread
male 619/858
360
Am a dude looking to jizz in a lady butt.
867 area code.
If you post in this thread, your mother and motherboard will die this very evening..
Rekt thread post your fucked up shit!!!
>>704628044
this looks fake
>>704628394
I dunno but it still makes my balls hurt by watching
>>704628044
Oh no, he put his dick up against the edge of a table and then smashed some grapes in front of it.
So rektd epic
Milf thread. Pic related is the holy grail. Dumping all I have hoping someone will have more.
Close friends you want to fuck
>>704622029
Another pic cuz her eyes make my cock hard
>>704622478
so sexy
>>704623611
You're telling me..
School shooter thread!
Singles: Dead
Doubles: Injured
Trips: Survive
Quads: School Shooter
Quints: Adolf Hitler
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
Ded
well someone can shoot me in the head pls?
>>704632315
rall
>>704632315
Roll
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>704627860
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>704633185
this is one of your best pictures.
>>704631734
I see. I definitely am a lot more quiet in person, or even just in voice compared to when I'm typing.
Then again I enjoy standing out as a mysterious chest who doesn't open up to everyone.
That doesn't sound very healthy though, not for you or your wallet. Why are you drinking that much?
>>704632847
Rip me
>>704633001
So it needs to be collected
UNOFFICIAL trap/sissy/femboy thread. Oc is always welcome
How do you cum from anal only? Ive tried and it feels like im about to but just never happens
>>704619888
Gotta hit the prostate, which is easier said than done with something like in the OP.
Dubs tells me what to say because I honestly didn't expect to get this far
Guys help
Through my penis. I place a straw down as far as I can and pour coffee in until it reaches the top.
Doesn't take long for my body to absorb the caffeine, thus making my day a better one.
How about yourself?
>>704631947
That was funny but no dub
Intravenously I ain't no pussy BITCH wat you got on that?
Alright, let's do this again because last night was a success and I got a few wins.
Post your (slutty) friend/girlfriend's kik/snapchat usernames and I'll hit them up to see whether they play along with an attractive, well-endowed guy or if they're faithful. Will report back with results.
palaafox26 slutty should be easy
lisamennella
ho with great tits
sc: juublais
sc: HerChinaaFinee. black but slutty ex
Fluffy thread
>Stop asking what do we get from here, it's stress relief
1/3
2/3
3/3
1/2
pics you shouldn't share
>>704627791
more?
My gf
Hunger Games, Columbine code
48 tributes
Temmie
Megumin
Firebrand
Teacher Zoom
What do you think about dogs?
sexy
Dogs are awesome
Female labs have some really tight pussies. Just close my eyes and imagine a little girl
Feels good man
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
Rule 34 cont.
bump
The mighty Hydra has invaded and you, anon, are our only hope of defeating it.
Even singles are peasants and are devoured by the Hydra. The final digit gets added to the Hydra's HP.
Odd singles are peasants, but live to see another day.
Dubs are brave knights. The last two digits are subtracted from the Hydra's HP.
Trips are Kings. Deals sum of last three digits plus 25 damage.
Quads are the God King. User's choice to reduce Hydra to 150HP or raise it to 2500HP.
00 Servants of the Hydra. Adds 100 HP.
000 are false kings. 25 damage to Hydra.
Satanic trips add 666 to Hydra's HP.
123 and 321 subtract that amount from Hydra's HP.
Hydra begins at 1000 HP.
Hydra will win if HP reaches 3000 OR devours 100 peasants.
Anon, are you bad enough dudes to fight the Hydra?
Guess anon is not man enough...
>>704626943
Can we slay the beast?!
We need knights, but alas, all we have are wizards.
shadoobie
asscock
s/fur
>>704624315
more armored ladies required
>>704623518
I don't know. I've been around for like a month.
>>704623584
Doesn't matter. You?
Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please. Please.
is it #OmegaTime in the shrine today?
>>704626787
Looks like the answer is no. How dreadful.
How will things go with my girlfriend?
~fred
bump
Request thread !
Post a pic of a girl and other people request pics and poses they would like of her... If you have it than share!
No rolling, no dubs, just post
>>704620462
Close up of spread pussy?
>>704620462
diddling herself/ getting fucked
