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Dubs decides, will deliver
o shit waddup
>>682504754
piss poor meme
>>682505043
Dat
Stop calling me a nigger, you racist fagkkk!
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Deus vult edition 2.22
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>tell us your fantasies
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Don't be a heretic
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>682513848
Tell me about the lucky lady!
>>682513789
Calm down dude
>>682513670
you may be able to catch long balls, but your waifu can't even catch paper wasps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnrUVOYpuEk
>>682513869
Best mage claimed~
>Jesus is toptier qt
>
Mei claimed.
rip
ITT: Cringe thread
Post those cringe
POST EM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LvlGDAGgMk
I win.
>>682508009
20 sec into the cringe thread and I'm already dead
>>682508009
This is like.. super cringe..
>>682507127
>pic unrelated
All right /b/, I need some help.
I still live with my mom and her boyfriend and they're super Catholics, like painfully Catholic. Being the edge lord I am, I'm an atheist and partake in the devil's lettuce and I just got a text from my mom. I know exactly what it's about, I had left some nuggets on my nightstand from the night before and had forgot to clean up.
I was planning to move out anyway.
Dubs decides what I say.
cant gotta a big group project at 4:20
>>682512853
O shit waddup
>>682512853
Mom, go eat a bag of dicks and leave my weed alone
>>682513323
roll
>>682513323
reroll
s/fur now
Bump
>>682502202
Czeched
no time to post pics, but I will leave a bump to help
Lucien here. I'll help dump some porn.
Where can I get regular porn passes? I used to have a forum I went to not too long ago, but they closed down. I need a forum that posts porn passes (and maybe other accounts, too) often. Willing to pay for VIP or whatever.
http://bitpasses.net/community/
check out this forum
I've seen it posted a few times over the past couple of weeks and it's actually pretty good.
>>682512670
Have a website that gives out accounts daily, literally to everyone porn website out there. But sorry I'm a jew and can't do that, feel free to donate to me.
ID: RBeast101
k thnx
Bernie is not going to win and it really tears me up inside.
Hillary as a candidate is just ...... ...
>>682492814
>>682493031
I think I literally am going to cry...
>>682493260
What terror awaits us...
>>682492814
DOES NOT EVEN MATTER TRUMP 2016
New pics you shouldn't share/saved thread
Old thread
>>682509607
Rate my wife
>>682511662
moar of this queen plox
Fluffy thread
>>682504519
since the other thread got shit up so badly.
op here I was hoping I wasn't the only one here
>>682504519
REKT THREAD
>>682502526
>>682502655
:'(
>>682503175
Someone should tell those horses that homosexuality is unnatural.
people who should be killed to better the earth thread
>>682481256
Could you post a picture of yourself?
>>682481256
keep your hatespeech off this board!
>>682481778
hell yeah dude
>>682481256
this board is for friendly guys who want to have a funny time so go please
>>682482120
Most typically the kinds of people who suggest eugenics are the kinds of people who would first be eliminated by polite society.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Deus vult edition.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>tell us your fantasies
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Don't be a heretic
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>682506153
It's just that it's kind of easier in the other side.
Only that~
>squeezes it hard
It's so plump <3
>>682506804
Come on, don't be jealous!
>>682505461
You tried man. Keep at it!
>>682505678
It's okay prinz. I'm here for you
>>682505720
You don't even have an anon lol. Maybe you and spike...
>>682506043
>mfw she's just using me and will come right back to you or the others
>Shizuru get!
Shiki claimed
>2hours sleep
Scariest movie you've ever watched
Jack and Jill
space cop
Son of the Mask
The Babadook. Not so much scary as a mindfuck.
Birdemic
Dubs tell me what to say
Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?
Want seX? xD
4chan is forcing me to say all of the next words, please ignore them
>>682504508
I like coconuts but they're hard to break, which is frustrating... You know what I mean?
Sorry that I bothered you so much before. Im just insecure but I really like you. Also, you need to lose some weight if you want to date me. No offense, but I don't date tubby girls, even if they are cute like you :)
Post a girl you know and other anons will say how many dicks she had and how she likes to be fucked,go!
Guess
>>682491423
lets see nudes of the guy
>>682491423
She looks a little older, probably slowed down a bit now but was likely a bit of a slut when she was in her early days. I'd go with around 12.
What about my fiancé?
>>682491656
Holy skin cancer, Batman!
evens fap, odds sleep
>>682504055
Roll
>>682504055
rollz
rollerino
>>682504555
does trips make me fap though?
>>682504055
Roll
President Donald Trump
>>682497935
>President
Keep dreaming
>>682498241
take your meds, anon
the best thing that is going to happen in America
>>682497935
That's got a nice ring to it.
>>682497935
whos the vice prez?
ANYONE FROM CHESHIRE!??!?!??!
>>682494360
No.
Also, the north is shit.
>>682494688
Why is this
>>682494360
I live in Manchester
>>682494688
>southern fairies
>relevant
fuckin telfords
What's the best way to REALLY fuck with someone, /b/?
>Dad dies
>Mom remarries Guy
>Guy beats my mom
>Guy cheats on my mom
>Mom breaks up with guy
>Guy blames me
>Guy goes around fucking / beating gross hoebags
>If I come to town to see my mom, he'll follow my car and start shit
>I
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>>682489891
do you have access to his wifi?
how about MASSIVE cp downloads over his wifi?
i recommend using torrents.
heres what you do... you sneak into his house at night and leave something so he knows you were there, the next time he stops you in the car look him in the eye and tell hiom you were stood over his sleeping body and you were 2 secounds away from slitting his throat, tell him your gonna be back tonight and for him to get to you first.. lure him onto your property and do what you want
Ok step one drug him step 2 cut dick of step 3 steal his car step 4 rape his dog
Throw a brick through his window then a molotov cocktail.
>>682489891
Load an airbag under the driver's seat in his car, so when it goes off it sends his neck right into the fucking roof of the car.
*fart*
okay then
>>682493085
Feels good, especially when my ass is being eaten
