What should my new debit card image be, /b/?
Here come dat boi o shit waddup memerino
>>682698187
>300 word essay on hitler due tomorrow
>haven't started yet
how fucked am i?
>>682703550
Just write 150 Jewish first names and last names and title it Hitler's Burning Passion
>>682704369
KEK
>>682704369
kek
>>682703550
Got to be one of the easiest essays ever to write. Find out if your teacher is a Democrat or a Republican, then just write either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton 150 times and reap your A+.
If you could make ANY rule that girls at your work/ college/ whatever had to follow in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be?
Bonus points for having punishments for 1st, 2nd, 3rd offences. Pics preferred too.
I will start
Any girls who are sunburnt or have tan lines shall be made to walk around naked during school hours- to ensure they have no more tan lines and get an even tan.
1st punishment- any girl found to have tan lines and be wearing clothes shall have to wear a collar and is now communal property- pupils and staff can now touch her whenever they please, smack her tits in the corridor etc
Punishment 2- For repeated offences, the girl will get detention from Friday afternoon when school finishes until Monday morning when it starts again. During this time, they shall be the playtoys of all the pupils who have been performing well, hit good grades etc. They get used however one sees fit, any hole, any amount of people, doing literally anything they want.
Punishment 3- they get offered up at parents night for all the parents to use. They're blindfolded and don't know who of their friends dads are fucking them up the ass or cumming in their mouths.
Bumping with pics
Where can I get regular porn passes? I used to have a forum I went to not too long ago, but they closed down. I need a forum that posts porn passes (and maybe other accounts, too) often. Willing to pay for VIP or whatever.
http://bitpasses.net/community/
check out this forum
I've seen it posted a few times over the past couple of weeks and it's actually pretty good.
37 word essay due in 3 weeks /b/
how fucked am i?
not at all
37?
rip op
you think you have it rough, I have this fuckin math problem to solve
Dumping all my ex's nudes. Some nude some not.
Enjoy
Also post some good old school baw pics, or funny green texts
Female voice acting thread.
Odd rolls get voiced.
Have fun boys.
>>682705425
Also uh, specify the type of voice you want. Lmao
Sammy is a coin loving slot
>>682705425
will you voice sexual stuff?
Ayy lmao Sam man
Haven't smoked weed before and gonna try it out next friday in a party. I'll probably be also drinking.
Should I smoke the weed before I start drinking or what? I don't want to puke instantly.
>>682707460
Smoke first so you aren't dizzy b4 u smoke trust me I smoke and drink regularly
Grass before beer, you're in the clear.
Beer before grass you're on your ass.
>>682707460
Grass before beer, you're in the clear.
Beer before grass you're on your ass
>>682707733
>>682707740
>>682707872
Alright thanks! What's weed+alcohol like compared to just being drunk?
hi /b/
>>682708231
perfect
Nice baloney fangs
>>682708231
beautiful moma!
Creepshot thread
>>682706161
Dem thong lines.
So we're all voting Trump, right?
Of Course
>>682707481
> Johnson (L)
>>682707686
>Lolbertarians
whichever one has a penis
Loli voice acting thread!
roll a 5
>>682707990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uFDVUB7Cwd
Feel better, Message me anytime you need it
>>682708181
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wrGbo1niX8
>>682708567
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nfpMBayUE8
>>682708597
no
>>682708745
mfw
>>682708947
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RPdVCL2uLt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZMgkuShm0B
>>682708997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HQz3wOPM3x
>>682709297
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eovCJG6UWV
>>682709454
No he's for sure talking about me lol
>>682709739
Yeah link me when your done and I'll spread it
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
>>682710641
>linking to dead thread
Have no fucking clue what your replies are to.
"It's time to tip the scales!!!"
Insert psn or steam id
Zioko is my Steam meng
Dubs wins it
geizzer19
dub master here
>>682705246
steamcommunity.com/id/Mosin_Nagant2876
Trips opens the box and I'll reveal what's inside.
>>682709558
itens plos
I wanna see
>>682709558
o shit waddup
My wallet is almost maxed out and I'm feeling generous.
Trips gets a game. No winrars last time.
Post the game you want (nothing too expensive) and your Steam ID.
besiege pls /id/neatou
id: yollnir
enter the gungeon
thanks anon!
>>682710610
no mans sky. /id/omnismite
>>682710949
roll
http://io.synchtu.be:8443/r/channelfour
we're going to watch the force awakens, /b/
Come join us.
bumping because at it for since the beginning and its fucking great
Bring the popcorn faggots.
Bumping for the force.
Zue
>>682700077
fucking dubs man CHECK
Cal poly slut
lets see more
Please tell me this is SLO! Moar!
Cal poly slut>>682704447
It is SLO!
how does it feel to get a passionate blowjob from a hot girl /b/?
>>682699689
Do you know, OP?
>>682699689
I love me some annasucks. I wonder what happened to her. Her stuff is all close to 10 years old now...
same as from an ugly girl...because a faggot like OP is just gonna have his eyes closed and think about a guy sucking his cock
What's wrong with my dick, /b/?
>>682704296
You left it in the microwave too long bro.
You jack off too much
lots of disease
>>682704296
timestamp or gtfo faggot
here come dat boi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9QmgerbeL4
O SHIT WADDUP
