>That one customer that pays for $3 worth of stuff with a $100 bill
>That one customer that knows your job "better" than you
>"THATS NOT WHAT THE COUPON SAYS"
>"This is supposed to be on sale"
>"If it doesn't scan it must be free haha"
What about you /b/ whats your "favorite" type of customer? Honestly at this point I'm convinced everyone around here is illiterate because they can't properly read the sale signs.
Don't be so naive. It's a game. Every time I walk into the market I play it with the clerk's. Most of them don't give enough of a shit and let me get away with discounts I don't deserve.
>>769060690
Hell is full of people like you.
"It doesn't scan lmao I guess it's free."
That's the tenth time I've heard that this week, and it's not funny. It doesn't even make sense. I'm here for 8 houra and don't want to put up with this shit
>>769060775
I can't say I blame him. A discount is sort of like getting paid if you were going to purchase the item at full price irregardless
I'm a strong advocate for pedophile rights. The problem, like everything else in human history, is a lack of understanding. All humans are essentially good at heart - but when we don't understand someone's actions we attribute them to evil. This happens with:
>Nazis
>Jews
>Communists
>Capitalists
>Niggers
>Crackers
>Liberals
>Conservatives
>etc
We assign a name to a group of people so that we can dehumanize them, dissociate ourselves from them, and then justify extreme action against them (it's not like they're human, after all -- look, they're EVIL!)
This is what pedophilia has become. And no, I won't say "pedosexual". Because that sounds like more of the bullshit "demi-sexual pan-gender tri-spirit" nonsense pseudo-science bunk that has people claiming they're "triggered" every other day and going to war over using the wrong pronouns. It's not fucking pedo"sexual". It's pedo"phile" -- and that's not a bad thing.
Most of the reason people hate pedophiles stems from two things:
>Conflating the word (pedophile = large man who rapes 5 year old girls)
>Social signalling (look, I hate who you hate! Love me!)
The first is a broad and complex issue. When you assume that all pedophiles are rapists you ignore people who are attracted but un-involved. When you assume it's a male raping a female you ignore female pedophiles. When you assume the victim is 5 you ignore hebephiles and ephebophiles.
The second is simpler. EVERYONE has hebephilic urges (it's natural) but people repress these and pretend they don't happen, then act as if such urges are unnatural. It's like how no one admits they pick their nose even though 93% of people do it.
>>769059398
Doesn't matter what mental gymastics you pull, doesn't matter how hard you try to justify yourself... you'll always be wrong.
Give up, you're never going to win.
>>769059398
its one thing to inherit the earth and have a child bride or two, its another to go around the animal farm as one yourself perving for lists of infants
>>769059398
Nice bait.
pedos belong in the chamber's, pedo advocates belong in a cell with Tyrone the toucher
It's estimated that about 95% of the world's population believes, in some manner, shape or form, in one or more deities controlling us humans - the masters of our own destiny. Imagine that. 95%. It's both hilarious and disheartening to think that those 95%, who've never once been able to give irrefutable, unassailable evidence of said-deity living among us or even visiting us, STILL believe in the religion they've been brainwashed with from an early age - religion designed to keep humanity's natural inclination to be hedonistic, in check.
Imagine that. 95% of the world's population, being utter morons.
Now give me all your fedora replies, you dumb fucks.
If the population was Immortal I'm sure there would be a different percentage. It's obviously driven by fear because no one wants to be dead forever or at least most people. I can't really blame them. Life itself sucks really bad. If you were born in a first-world country it's a different story but the majority of the population is under the poverty line period when life sucks that much as it is you want something after it so once again you shouldn't blame them. It's a human thing to wish there was more.
>>769060093
What religion thinks the supreme being "controls us?" Never heard of that religion.
>>769060712
Any religion that believes that the supreme being created us, is all-powerful, and all-knowing.
>>769060712
Many muslims do. The quran states that Allah is the one who determines what is going to happen with you, before your are even conceived.
Post sluts you know IRL
>>769057128
Lauren?
What are your thoughts on ass eating?
Apparently that's the new sexual fad nowadays.
>>769061837
Do it after showers. If your woman has a great ass its very fun to do. Wife is very clean. Won't do it dirty. She will return the favor as well. I love it and its a special treat.
>>769061837
>new
>>769061837
Gross. Great way to get a gram negative pneumonia (ecoli), URTI or just get sick as fuck.
>>769061837
>new fad
Yeah because people haven't been eating ass for as long as sex has been around.
I mean I've never done it, its not my thing. But its not like someone just invented it last month.
Why cant eurofags keep trying to suck off america for attention?
>>769060747
we dont Amerifat.
>>769060853
you just did
>>769061027
foreigner=/= European , typical Amerifat vision of the world.
not surprising they mistake Austria for Australia.
>>769061192
Shut up faggot
YLYL
>>769054035
nigga
that ain't ylyl
that's 100% pure, premium certified cringe
post feet
>>769057546
any creep feet pics?
Faces of /b/ thread!
Report to duty, faggots!
Rate and give friendly advice to improve each other's looks.
No h8 pls.
>>769057430
There are constellations on your face. Fix that and terminate the rat on your head.
>>769057430
You're a huge faggot for saving my pic in the other thread. Kill yourself
Be nice. I'm sensitive.
>>769057585
You're pretty sexy m8. 9/11
My gf cheated on me (found proof in her messages) I can acces her facebook.
Any revenge ideas?
>>769057921
Best thing to do would be to Post nudes here
tag her entire family and leak screenshots,
then change password for safe use.
>>769057921
Leak her nudes here
>>769057921
dump her. live well. make her regret losing you.
This is America now /b/
How does it feel knowing that we live in a country that is full of whiny little kids who can't accept that they are boy or a girl?
I fucking hate my country.
Just go to their school and shoot them all, the government doesn't seem to have a problem with it.
Leave or shut the fuck up.
I don’t have a problem with it
>>769060330
>we
Speak for yourself fatty.
New Celeb Thread
>>769060626
>>769060232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD-7WA7AHww
Why would Prince Harry a British person, marry an American nigger delusional femenazi?
Who is prince Harry and whats wrong with being an American you eurotrash.
And also why the fuck do you have a prince you medieval loser.
In the USA we don't need no prince to tell us what to do.
>>769050944
Nothing wrong with being American you retarded imbisul. I am more American sounding than British and I am from Canada. I just think people should stick to their own race. your mongoloid
>>769050748
so the british crown can run for american presidency in a few years :^)
>>769051391
holy shit your right!
Ask someone who has been working at Walmart for over a decade anything!!!
can you post dickpick?
Why have you been there so long?
After 10 years what is hourly pay?
Where do you work?
If you hit 20 years do you get some type of benefit? Like retirement or something?
Also, after 10 years what’s your position? Where can you move up to?
prove Ed Elric isn't the sexiest male anime character
>protip: you can't
lol
>>769057173
hey, I still like Griffith a lot, but he doesn't top Edward
>but it would be hot if he did literally top Ed, if you know what I mean
>>769057269
Ed would make a good top.
>>769057269
The fuck are you on? Griffith is a fucking sexy-ass bastard. Way hotter than Edd-boi.
Rate my gf, /b/. Want to know if I should consider 2nd date...
Help me decide, you /b/rats.
>>769054903
She needs to put on some weight. Shove a can of spray foam up her rubber snatch.
>>769055789
Did... did you just say rubber?...
looks good to me
go for round 2
OH NO! IT'S ANOTHER SCHOOL SHOOTING
>SINGLES DIE
>DOUBLE INJURED
>TRIPLES ESCAPE UNHARMED
>QUADS SHOOT THE SHOOTER
>QUINTS+ JOIN THE SHOOTER!!
GO GO GO!
>>769055976
quads get
If I die, I die pissing
>>769055976
YOINK
plis no
share something interesting about the last person your dick was inside of.
>>769055702
She claims to have hung out with Layne Staley, and had sex with Mike Patton. Said Patton had a micropenis. No way to confirm/deny, but she was pretty hot, and could definitely had been picked up by sleazy rock stars if she was slutting it up, which she 100% would've been.
She's a great art historian.
>>769055702
My mom's mean to me.
She's going to vet school and has a fat ass, it was pleasant
How much would you pay for a government issued card where if you show it to any girl aged 16-25, she must hand over the panties she's wearing? You can use it once each day
>>769056777
0$ cause thats stupid af
why would i want a bunch of nasty panties? id rather have a card where the chick has to suck my dick instead
If that was seriously a thing I would be a terrorist. Anytime I see that shit I would just fucking shoot the guy and destroy his stupid card
>>769056777
enough to make a profit on reselling
nude game
>>769055352
Full nude with face
>>769055352
Full nude
>>769055517
Won!!!
