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Feels thread anyone?
>>687432340
3 hours before a meeting that will set how my future 5 years turn out? No thank you, i will have feels later.
>>687432340
I cannot forget my teenage crush even though I haven't seen her for 16 years. SHe gave me her heart but I was so autistic that I evaded, I felt more safe playing Half Life 1 and StarCraft 1.
But I couldn't forget that lost chance.
I live in a suburban town I moved to tree years ago, which is in a very populated region. There is a bar nearby and I think I saw her yesterday with her husband. I'm always believing I'm seeing her everywhere with a nice life. I take the subway and I...
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What's got you down OP?
Hi. looking at this picture, is it safe to assume that if I cut my left side it'll be more effective than if I cut my right side?
I wanted to kill myself cutting my arm but it seems not to be viable.
>inb4 stream it
>inb4 don't do it
I still like you guys, but no, I won't stream it and I will do it.
Fighting a depression since 2003, anxiety from birth, very negative memories, I feel like shit, I have no money, job, or career, live with mom, +20% of unemployment in my nation......
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>>687433915
If you want to die without making a mess just google up the helium method. I will just jump from a high place to show the world I am no longer afraid. If you decide to do it I will meet you son, all depends on my gf.
Waifu Claim Thread
The rules are very copied:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
>Morning Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVnrcUAK4Wo
>BEST EXPLOSION CLAIMED!
>>687442407
What's the weirdest thing you've heard of, desu?
>>687442389
>not having jalepenos
>okkid.jpg
>>687442506
holy fuck
emi please don't be kill
don't run just rest desu
be safe
>>687442535
Yes yes! Love me some comedy rock
I loved their flutes and trombones track, what other games besides hearthstone...
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Roll em
deuce
is this who we'd be or who we'd bang?
Too good to not roll
>>687427223
fuckkk re rolling
hugs
ROLL YOUR JAILFU
>>687441116
roll
>>687441116
zoll
roll unto my balls cunts
Woll
Toll
celebrities you want to fuck
new fb fap 2
>>687446998
meant to quote op.
>>687446998
more
post a super power you want and others will give you a hinderence that comes with that power
e.g
>super speed
>only got one leg
Ability to shit Gold
the power to get dubs
>>687443862
Only on Tuesdays
>>687443862
Must eat large amounts of gold to shit out one ounce.
>>687443862
the gold is always slightly larger than your asshole making it tearing and stretch it everytime you shit
Lets talk about gun control
>>687438665
>>687438665
>>687438933
retard alert
>>687438665
kek
I'd make an argument, but lets face it - gun safety wont affect somebody living in their moms basement.
>>687439321
Until daddy gets sick of you being a fat moocher and comes down to bust a cap in ur ass
>>687439155
>>687439321
are you guys trying to sound like Eruo Fags?
Get your shit out its bait
Take your shots /b/.
>>687435568
Roll
>>687435568
Shootin'.
BANG
I'm in position. Taking the shot!
pop!
You Train You Lose
Roll 4 digits and enter them into Google images, if a train pic shows up you lose and must post the train in shame
Toy trains count and you must scroll ALL the way down the page,
>>687443355
Dub dubs failed me
OP lost
Roll, please no train
isn't the google image page never ending now just loading as you scroll ?
>>687443018
roll
General fur thread
Gay, straight, and herm welcome. Hell, post ponies if you want.
I think if you post fur in the title it's gonna autosage and 404
might want to create a new one
ITT: Pics you shouldn't share
>>687435655
my ex
>>687436883
any moar?
show some love
>>687427636
Derka..... :/
>>687427786
>tell a joke
My love life
>>687427636
cant fucking read
>>687427806
Well.... I tried guys,
kek american white "males"
>>687432136
Dat dude Arab as fuck. He ain't white.
>>687432136
what a lazy fatfuck
>>687432428
he's as white as they come
>>687432428
"Arab"
>curved nose.
>dirty ass beer belly
>thin hair
Kek. Fucking fatty ass American to me.
>>687432136
>Dress like a whore
>Doesn't want to be groped
K
new fb fap
If you roll trips and say banana girl is queen of /b/ I'll post my tits with a timestamp. Quads and it goes up my bumbum
>>687438207
REPOST AND FAKE
>>687438290
|t actually is me though, so now you look silly.
Timestamp
You know the deal tits with timestamp let's go gump these commies are coming
Queen of /b/ give me quads for o want to see a beautiful woman put stuff up her ass. I love ass, and pussy
Filipinos are the shit-skin, Mexicans of Asia
>>687427937
Agree.
>>687427937
Also great fucks
I think filipino women are fuckin' hot
prolly cuz they look like children and I'm a pedo
Is it true that it's really easy to knock up Filipino teen girls and then leave the country with zero consequences? I'm asking for a friend.
Sup /b/
Should I commit a crime tonight?
>>687424743
â–²
▲▲
Yes, rape a kid
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Only if you're poor or black
>>687424743
What crime?
I made a napalm moltov once in a yoohoo glass bottle.
I went to a skate park with two of my friends, and we threw it in a skate bowl and watched the fire.
how do I "use the number pad"???
I have trained extensively for this day. Today's the day that I roll dubs. Don't worry, guys. I won't fail you.
I'm not impressed yet.
>>687429674
You already failed us by being alive, faggot.
>>687429674
Faggot
>>687429792
Ahem he hasn't started yet.
Games you feel were under appreciated or deserve more praise
why would anyone buy a game with a cover like that?
also i'd say jet set radio future. got praised, but it wasn't considered the masterful game that it is. reviewer's issues with the game was that it wasn't all that challenging, but that wasn't the point.
>>687423709
Yeah you got a point about the cover. You do bring up a good point about video game covers in general though. I hear some games like Ico got ignored just because it had a horrible cover art, or at least it did in the NTSC version. Pic Related
