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Do you want to have a daughter?
>>769230075
sure, just not in the rape aids country im living in now. Also make sure youre not a faggot moron, would suck to have your daughter growing up to a dumb whore cunt like 90% of the women today
>>769230075
No. I want a son so he can grow better and stronger than me.
>>769230075
Definitely, even better if she’s gorgeous
>>769230075
Of course, but only if I'm allowed to train her from an early age to suck my cock, then start fucking her when she hits 12 or 13 years of age.
no doubt. cant wait to smell her panties and hear her masturbate and stuff like that
Can the lottery be cheated?
Is there such a thing as a strategy or is it truely random.
I’m going to lose my job, house, and everything that comes with it if I cant find money to fix or replace my busted ass car and I’m desperate.
Bump
You must be desperate if you're asking /b/tards how to rig the lottery. If it was easily done we'd all do it, dickhead
tell us your story tho
>>769231311
>Is there such a thing as a strategy
yes, but the method itself isn't known. a woman who had a background in mathematics and statistics had a method and she won the lottery three times. she's never divulged her formula though. so it's up to you to figure it out if you can.
>>769231415
I had a pretty great gig going, doing tech support, climbed the ladder, got to $18 an hour with overtime always available, got a girl, nice place, renting. Start to do the merican dream thing. Build up a little debt, not too much, like 15k. Lost job.
Found a much shittier job, massive pay cut, little bit over minimum wage for my state. Girls got pregnant ohshit.jpg found a slightly better job, got a single raise just before the kid is born.
Son is now a year old, I’m working as many side jobs...
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>>769231415
Right now my car over heats if its not moving. AC doesnt work unless its moving as well. Muffler rusted off and is held up by wires. Front windows dont function. the belt is about to snap. Breaks are old AF. Needs an oil change. Its fully paid for and ancient. Might not be worth saving.
Whats the first thing that comes to mind after watching this?
>>769233721
That was kinda gay. Do you have the rest though? Did he creampie her? Did the cuck eat it out?
That /b/ is dead
>>769233721
>Whats the first thing that comes to mind after watching this?
More Jew-posted nigger porn spam. Typical cancer. Go choke on a matzoh, Jewboy.
>>769233721
Buttholes
>>769233721
>Whats the first thing that comes to mind after watching this?
Would I let that guy rim me if it meant I get to plow his wife?
Does anyone know how tinder works? if it wasnt bad enough I already bought gold since people seem to think tinder holds out on matches. 3-4 days later ive gotten one match. wtf? some people were saying that the more you swipe right the less likely you are to get a match because the system thinks you're a bot. so wut do?
bump
>>769227349
Sorry to tell you, anon. It's YOU it is not Tinder.
>>769227349
Show us your profile, anon
not trying to find you, black out your name and face if you want but certain profiles definitely turn women off
-the bot thing is definite bullshit, just butthurt ugly fuckers dealing with their unpopularity
>>769228244
well i have the gold so i might as well use the booster at some point but i could probably overhail my profile. wtf do guys normally put in their bio?
>>769228760
quit stalling and show us
Hey /b looking for some advice
>Be me 25/F in a not so new relationship (been hooking up since October made it official in December)
>I'm not by any means inexperienced with sex, but there's a lot I've never tried and bf is best sex I've ever had
>We fuck like bunnies fall in love all this great stuff
>Bf moves in steady decline in both frequency and pleasure of sex
>I'm very much submissive when
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if you don't calm the fuck down hes going to leave. yes, men love sex but there is more to life than banging. i broke up with my ex because she didnt get it. once or twice a day should be fine.
>>769236317
What does tattoo say ?
>>769236317
Have you tried asking him what happend?
>>769236610
The novelty wore off obviously
>>769236430
We don't have sex unless I initiate and I can work up the courage to do that once a week, maybe, otherwise no sex
Drawthread:
More invisible grills edition.
Requesting this succubus girl or wolf girl lewd
>>769230372
ye
>>769230372
Who's the artist?
>>769231052
will try with the wolf, she cute
Post your wife/gf for me to fap and cum to
want more? any request?
>>769232204
Tits?
>>769232204
>>769232349
>>769232401
Moar
Wife
Sup /b/ros. Looking for guys who want to test their significant other. Post kik and I'll try to get nudes.
Kik sloots welcome too.
Bump for sloots
gfs snap
magaw
>>769226705
Said her phone wasn't connected.
Do you do Snapchat
GF on sc
squiblar
My computer won't turn on, I think is the power supply, I already diconnected everything and put it back again and nothing. Do you have any idea what it might be? B
When you try to turn it on does it react in any way? Like do the fans spin really fast and then turn off? Also first check all the cables just to rule that out.
>>769230376
INB4 somebody tells you to:
>wash the motherboard
>jump start it
>put it in the microwave
/b/ isn't the place for ~good~ computer advice, kid.
>>769230545
Also is this a new system or did it work before but is now broken?
power at the socket?
I cherry popped my cousin last week and ever since then she won't stop calling me and texting me.
Yesterday she went full psycho claiming she can still feel my semen inside of her and that she's going to tell her best friend.
What have I done, anon?
>>769229669
She's obviously looking for a serious commitment, so say that the next time you fuck you're going to knock her up.
>>769229669
yeah, semen stays in girls for up to 5 days... so she might very well still feel it inside her
>>769229669
goofed by the sounds of it
>>769229669
is she hot?
>>769229669
post nudes
Celeb Thread - /(´° ω °`)/ lil Ari's bum fold edition.
celeb lewdness time
currently building up a repository
discord/
7ez3mSN
what is a "bum fold", is that like where the ass cheek meets the back of the leg?
Big Boommiester just won't move after
he laps on ari's leg! he claims his territory
and stays until he gets bored; and any
who tri to approach he wolfs three loud
barks at with teeth of steel, more than
ready to rip any kind of flesh, deadly and
fierce, and warns them off!
>>769230141
i wish that dog would try to get in the way of me fucking ari
FB/IG 3
>>769233786
>>769233786
Cute
>>769233980
More
Whats your job? What you earning?
Systems Analyst 57k
mobile operator consultant.
4k pln / month
>>769232675
What's a mobile operator consultant do?
>>769232731
I'm selling things you don't need.
>>769232482
Real Estate Agent, second year. Apparently earned 75k last year but I am so bad with money that it feels the same as when I was earning 40k.
What weird tastes in women do you have?
I think kristen schaal's face is freaking hot
>>769228245
I like a big jew nose, huge mouth, bug eyes, and a nice hourglass figure with comically sized breasts. Ass doesn't matter could look like a pancake cause I'll never have any interest in looking at it.
>>769228245
It's just her cutesy looking eyes everything else are meh
I agree with you. shes so fucking hot
fourgy anyone?
how much would you pay for a hooker?
>>769222484
Make that bitch pay me!
>>769222484
Most I paid was $60 for two hours. We split drinks going around for about $40 too. I overpaid, I know.
if i were to ever do it, i'd probably wanna pay a few hunnit. I think anything less might be kinda shady. I guess if it's just like a happy ending massage maybe cheaper wouldn't feel so... cheap
>>769222484
Depends how good her carpets are
>>769222484
Depends on the hooker.
If it's some street whore, $100 tops and only if it's all inclusive, I'm not dropping money unless I get to fill every hole.
If it's an escort that looks like she wouldn't be out of place on a fashion runway, I would, and have, dropped $400 + tips for extras for an hour.
New pics you shouldn't share. Decided to show off my sexy little girl.
My ex.
Sharing her
>>769228597
I have some good full body but they are too large. So here's my little girls great butt.
Before the last thread 404'd an anon posted this goddess. If you're still here I'd love moar.
Pic very related.
faces of /b/
(that is me btw)
>>769227291
handsome lad
Alfhpa coming right in
>>769227449
nice glasses!
>>769227508
Glad you like :)
I like women as a concept, but not as a reality.
Anyone else know that feel?
>>769224238
exactly my friend
I think I kinda understand where you're coming from. The fact that a woman nowadays can land you in prison or force you to pay for her, makes them look less attractive by the minute.
>>769224238
It's different when you actually get out in the world and find one your compatible with. Porn isn't real and movies aren't real go experience something real.
>>769225500
Can't read?
That jinsang video clip though
rate yourself /b/
>>769226132
You need a little bit more self esteem
>>769226132
Put looks as high
>>769226132
Morality a little lower
>>769226698
I know,but that is just how I am
C'est la vie,mon ami ;)
Roll faggets
>>769226930
roll
I'm not eating cum unless someones dick is putting it directly in my mouth
>>769226930
Roll :)
>>769226930
easy enough
