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What's the fastest way to get someone to unironically worship you, /b/? I have a severe god complex, so I want someone to worship me as an actual god. Its not easy but there has to be a way. Like pay for your face to be made into a gold statue, and then ship it to some poor hindu community that doesn't know any better and tell them its shiva. If you do it a few times, its statistically likely that some use it unironically. I just want to become a god.
>>707816244
Develop mutant powers.
>>707816386
I don't think that's that easy.
Power OP, if you have enough power, you can do whatever you want in our modern society.
I'd say that first you need to get money, then you can begin to gather political influence, once you have enough influence, people will start to respect you, ence, fear you, and through fear, you earn control.
Not even homosexual faggots would worship an insecure, narcissistic queer like you. Come up with a more realistic goal.
>>707817030
That would take too much time and effort. There has to be a shortcut. People do worship celebrities somewhat, but that's not the same. I don't have the time and money to drop becoming famous on youtube.
The great Loli Marathon of 2016 continues
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>>707815511
New bread or the finger dick dude.
>>707819291
For*
I should stop drinking.
is waiting and hoping
fuck i don't have any dickpics handy, i'd need to take one.
>>707819466
Get to it then.
dont tease pls, i wanna see!
cute butts only
fur fags get out
>>707819233
No, it ended after 20 episodes and two television movies.
>>707818924
thats lewd. you should stay up all night
>>707819054
we can eat tacos and stuff if they dont turn out well. taco pets
>>707819056
in the US they set up for xmas around this time. we had halloween set up last month. its ridiculous and i cant stand it.
and yeah most of the time its good at restaurants. sigh
>>707819130
i didnt know. im sorry i didnt mean any offense.
what it's like to have sex with yuki:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vr0ewbCPu4
Femanon thread died
would tongue so hard
nice box u got on ya
Moar
>> Please. You make me moist.
>>707816793
Nice pussy
>>707816793
Hey there
so /b/ what happens after you die?
>>707812756
one way ticket to meme land
Other than being religious.
I've always thought that right before the moment of death, your consciousness recedes into your subconscious, entering a forever dream comatose state. that lasts for what would seem like an eternity.
>>707812756
The world keeps going because you are literally insignificant.
Who knows.
dwdwddw
Post your favorite FB semen demons.
She's made my cum more times than i can fucking count.
God i wish i could fuck her
The shit she posts is so slutty it's insane
What the fuck I just found an hidden cam at my parent's place
I was taking a shit and noticed something strange inside a hole behind the toilets
There was a strange piece of cloth behind some pipes and then I found this
It was connected inside the wall so it might have been put there by IDK who
I fucking shat bricks I don't know what I should do about it pls halp
>>707818072
Can you see what's been recorded?
Just ignore this.
I'm not kidding
I fucking hope someone outside of my family had put it here
>>707818473
... how long have you been living at this house
>>707818286
I can't there's just a camera and I teared it apart from its cord which was going inside the wall I don't fucking know why it is here
I don't know for how long it was there
Give me a reason I should vote for her.
Undecided fag here
Her judicial picks will be good, and honestly that matters more than who's sitting in the oval office.
>>707811886
Because Trump is even more shit than her. This is really a choice over the lesser of two turds. And she'll probably be a better choice for keeping good relations with NATO allies.
>>707812103
What kind of judges do you think a lawbreaker will nominate?
Halloween slit outfits
>>707802775
My favorite time of year
Got a weakness for school girls
Who doesn't???
>>707803369
Would love to find more of the moms costumes
Illinois Nudes
618 girl here
I would like 815 ladies.
>>707802871
T&t
Hey /b/ros
Let's have a loli-Voice acting thread
I'll read anything you want me to, join in the fun over on my Youtube Channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjK 9Xp_pbFw
“Alone”
From childhood’s hour I have not been
As others were—I have not seen
As others saw—I could not bring
My passions from a common spring—
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow—I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone—
And all I lov’d—I lov’d alone—
Then—in my childhood—in the dawn
Of a most stormy life—was drawn
From ev’ry depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still—
From the torrent, or the fountain—
From the red cliff of the mountain—
From...
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niggers tongue my anus
My name is Enkidu, I am an raging fat autistic whore who is looking for attention.
read this
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I’m coming to you today as someone who, prior to this review, had only put a few things in her asshole. The tip of a finger here, a vibrator there, nothing too serious. And just so you know where I’m coming from, I’ve never had anything as large as a dildo or buttplug in my asshole. I just want you guys to know I’m a beginner here.
I got the Pure Plug in the mail and let it sit on my counter for about a week. This was not because I was scared of using a butt plug. It was more that I was so freaking turned on by the idea of using a butt plug I didn’t want to...
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Dedicated spread thread
Spread the girls you want.
This one deserves to be shown.
*spreads*
>>707809878
What female celebrity are you desperate to fuck at the moment?
Or celebrities
Hilary Duff and her juicy ass!
>>707807422
She looks like a witch
Continuation of jobs of /b >>707793064
I love hearing what other anons are doing. Still working at little Caesars making 8.50
>>707806603
I just got picked up by a construction firm. It's... Actually pretty fuckin' fun.
I work at the VA hospital center $15hr
>>707806763
Cold in the winter, hot in the summer. What makes it fun? Driving big ass trucks around?
>>707806603
I'm a warehouse supervisor making 33.84 Ph. But I'm about to bang my fiancé at the moment.
>>707806603
Head chef at Wendy's
$8.50
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>>707809654
>>707815511
Hello OP ;)
B u m p!
wish i could get my dick erect and shiny.
New celeb thread
>>707814090
>>707814123
>>707814146
Waifu claiming thread
>No erp, go be a faggot elsewhere
>literally anything else is fine
Quick someone erp anyway
>>707811102
So close to gold
>>707811129
>>707809988
You and i both
>oh
>>707811102
>teleports behind you
Drawthread: The Night Club Edition
hello taking requests!
>>707810098
Lesbian strap-on double penetration.
here's a hand inbox, i'm gonna need that back later.
requesto threado?
idk what to draw please give ideas
Any other WA bros out there?
>>707811626
Vancouver here. It's raining hella.
>>707811903
Yup yup. Seattle. Gonna sleep well tonight.
253 waddup, the rain has calmed down but is no means done
Bellingham/WWU checking in
Its raining like hell where I'm at
