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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
should i get an abortion
No. Killing a forming baby is disgustingly immoral.
I made a handy guide for you, anon
>>674309909
you should consider it more now just to spite
>>674310086
>>674309909
You have to have sex first op.....
Yes. Fuck fetuses.
WILL ANYONE TALK TO ME ONE LAST TIME?
(402) 3190276
No
1 (800) 273-8255 these poeple will
If you want to end your life,choose a better gun.This one looks like shit,not worth it.
Just do it man, you're gonna die from something else most likely later in the future, beat fate first
>>674307683
sure
stfu
sfur
Family fap thread. Post your relatives you wanna fuck.
persian?
>>674310264
>>674310389
pakistani
still good, i like. cousin?
>>674310461
>>674310566
aunt
>>674310619
Fluffy abuse: The Returnining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wplzscllDcM
loli is for niggers.
halt.
you mad white boi?
>>674309170
nigger pedo detected.
u mad?
>>674309373
Staymad
>>674308877
What's That you want a loli thread OP?
This is a thread for drunk people.
Report in, declare your poison and anything interesting about your drinking habits.
I'm terribly allergic to sake, myself.
Vodka tonight! Start it off with fireball shots- vodka with ice, little olive juice and 2 olives
>>674305738
Wife and kids out of town- so naturally I'm binging- 3rd night straight
>>674305738
Downing some absolut tonight, myself. It's a bit stronger than my usual fare, feels good man.
>>674306438
Partial to Titos myself- very smooth
>>674306643
>Titos
Looked it up, texas' oldest legal distillery. I find myself wondering about the less legal ones.
How do we solve the white male problem?
Serious replies only.
Move every other race to mars
>>674307891
go to tumblr you B8 castin fuckfag
>>674307891
The guy in this photo is a Trump supporter who got caught on camera taunting an African American woman with racial insults for supporting Bernie Sanders, in case anyone was wondering.
>>674307891
And what is wrong with white males, Mr. b8?
>>674307891
we prove ourselves.We put facts in their faces.
We and asians have pretty much built the world as we know it.
OP FROM FAGGOT CHUCK THREAD PLEASE COME BACK.
I need the rest of the story
chuck bless this thread with a million gets
>>674310800
Witnessed
Did someone screen cap the post with all the gets
>>674310647
WHE~RE THE FUCK IS CHUCK
Please continue. Bored at work. I need this man.
my dick is 3 inches flaccid but 7 inches hard. is that normal
Yes.
No.
>>674308866
Id still suck it ;)
its not 7 inches stop lying to yourself.
>>674310428
>ive measured my dick obsessively for years , i know how big it is
*fart*
>>674310593
i-im s-still here
c-can i have a cute nickname? like monster hunter-chan?
Zootopia edition
>>674310593
toot
>>674311027
sure
YAY PORN
>>674311027
Pick your own damn name!
The tale of chuck
Continued
Story OP are you out there? I want to hear the ending of chuck
Op plz
Watch when no gets in this thread.
Op come back
Op, stop being a fag
s/fur
>>674311176
FIRST
>>674310570
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
My asshole godfish clipped one of my snails antenna again.
>>674311316
haha yee
So /b/, are any of you programmers?
If so, which language is your primary and why?
Python, because its an easy language to pick up on and remember.
das ist derogative and ill posed, it is called software engineering and it is language agnostic, unless you mean brogrammers, then it is JS
PHP, and it pays my bills and is a fucking awesome job.
>>674310168
C++ bro detected
Python is comfortable to use.
But also a little c, for the sadist in me.
Cumdumpsters, come cam and show us your tits followed by sharpie in pooper
>FemanonCams
>.
>com
If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam
nice dubs
What are you /b/?
>>674309122
Fuck your ironic shitposting
>>674309122
nice try, kid.
>>674309122
Just a simple old fag
Came here after a good friend told me about it in early 2013
>>674309122
Are we seriously to the point where 2013 is oldfag? Goddamn man, im ancient
l guess l'm ancient. 2011.
Can't stop me faggots.
Skipping ahead a little, a few minor incidents happened between parts 7 and 8 but I want to get the basic story out there for all anons to see.
Part 8: Battle of the Band(s)
>historically, we’re the only ones who really enter
>its basically just another concert for us
>but Chuck the cuck (thanks anon for that) and the Cheese signed up
>only us two…
>fuck it, organizers say
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Thx OP
Op isn't a faggot for once
Yay
Thanks OP, don't be a nigger
Op is alive
All I ever wanted was seks, and love
The Supreme Gentleman
>>674306587
How could these blonde spoiled sluts give their affection to those obnoxious brutes instead of me?
Can't dodge the Rodge
>>674307622
10/10
I think women made me a misogynist
I go to college but don't really know anyone there. So I have a shitload of free time in which I read, listen to music, or watch old Simpsons episodes but I still feel depressed. I'd love to meet people, maybe get a girlfriend, but I don't enjoy going out to party and such that much ...
>>674304448
CLUBS DUDE CLUBS, THE COLLEGE KIND OF CLUBS JOIN SOME
>>674305352
you mean like a debate club? stuff like that?
>>674305503
Way to think of the most boring example. There are clubs for anything.
>>674304448
I would be in the exact same situation as you if it weren't for the fact that many of my high school pals went to the same college as me. I don't do parties. But I did make some friends through study groups.
>>674304448
I'm so jealous of your problem. I never could really go to college (I'm not American btw).
Anyway, afaik it'll probably be the best years of your life or that people say so don't worry too much.
Sorry for being useless.
/b/ Cringe thread https://youtu.be/CnOJgDW0gPI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY2S9_NY_lM
found this guy one day. can't help but cringe at the autism in his voice
a classic
