Hi /b I just invited a girl for some netflix and chill and she accepted. Its obvious she wants it, the only problem is that im still a fucking virgin. Any advice for a guy whos about to fuck for the first time in his life?
Shove your cockle in her ear then fuck her dad
Just watch Netflix and make her regret coming
>>677386415
neck kisses / licks will drive her crazy beyond belief. also a little ear kiss too.. but manly the neck. once you go in for it, there is no going back. also, hope you have protection.. if not, oh well, pull out at least 5 seconds before you think you'll cum.. not at the last fucking second.. trust me.
Put a little hotsauce on your fingers and rub it into the skin. Then finger her pussy. The warmth will really get her turned on and her juices flowing.
I need a feels thread /b/rothers
>>677386198
you'll be ok dude, you wont die from it
>America
Jesus christ...
This can't be real...
>>677387350
>modern teachers
>>677387350
hahaha
Best of 4chan and /b/ thread?
Here's some OC from a few minutes ago
bumping
bump
bumpinh
bumperoo
Got Your Nose!
Damn that's some tender muscle right there.
Wonder if it tastes any good.
>>677386220
theres an onion cite somewhere that sells dick meat
so thats what it looks like cut off
ive always wondered
>>677384870
>>677384870
She's cute OP
Why are you sad?
>>677385695
I'm not sad because I'm not a fucking crybaby
I own life, nigger
>>677385991
is that the guy that wore the micky mouse ears and ate pudding without using his hands
I'm sick and alone. I miss you Stacy.
Because you just reminded me that I am.
Thanks, fag.
Can someone identify my weed for me? It smells sweet and its pungent af
it's def weed breh
Identify? That's weed dude.
this is confirmed weed
No idea of strain but looks like good chronic
KIK thread
Join in if you're bored
>>677387034
Add pimpendaddy
Add me : wwitb
all hail the god-emperor of 4chan
i thought you were that retard from breaking bad when i saw the thumbnail
TVFilthyFrank
>>677384352
>"whats for breakfast daaayd?"
Habe you seen-a bbbbbbbrekfffast
What happened to the loli VA thread?
DELETE THIS
404ed obviously, never got my request fulfilled :(
>>677386421
It died. Loli actress probably went to bed
/b/
Does he stand a chance to be president of the United States?
>>677384656
No, but he stands a chance as emperor
He will lose tremendously against Hillary. Marco Rubio was the GOP's last hope. Better get used to the term 'Madame President'
>>677384656
he's pretty much won it
if he doesnt its fixed and democracy is a lie
>>677384800
actually polls say he'd have a chance against Hillary but not against Bernie
On/off thread!
>>677381921
only time a chick was hotter with her shit on.
>>677381921
Female Bruno Mars
I'd definitely have sex with her though, it works for her.
s/fur
floof
>>677385714
Thanks.
>>677385975
No problem, broseph.
I shall obey thy trips.
>>677385869
Shove it up your ass. Any side will do, wuss.
>>677386518
Reroll
>>677386698
Reroll
lick the sharp part
fdsafdsafdf
People with gay voices general
demos is a dummy
>>677387053
How do you know what my voice sounds like?
>>677387098
lucky guess
How does this make you feel?
>>677385149
Jealous, yet, confused. I'm black, and no women (especially white women) are running to black men.
Why are are the slaves not picking my cotton?
>>677385149
makes me want to get stronger
Who would you be if you were born in the middle ages??
Peasant Class
0 - Laborer
1 - Farmer
2 - Servant
3 - Butcher
4 - Tailor
5 - Carpenter
6 - Groom
7 - Craftsman
8 - Cook
9 - Jester
Working Class
00 - Merchant
11 - Banker
22 - Physician
33 - Tax Collector
44 - Blacksmith
55 - Engineer
66 - Town Crier
77 - Alchemist
88 - Clergyman
99 - Messenger
Nobility/Upper Class
000 - Duke
111 - Marquis
222 - Earl (Count)
333 - Viscount
444 - Baron
555 - Baronet
666 - Knight
777 - Esquire
888 - Gentleman
999 - Vassal
0000-9999 - Royalty
The type of quad determines line to the throne. So, 0000 is King!!
>>677386430
roll for knight.
>>677386635
reroll
>>677386430
Rolling for the crown
>>677386777
>>>677386430
>Rolling for the crown
Damn i got esquire
Porn Webm thread
Pretty girls edition
Guess I have to do all the work.
>>677386113
sauce plz
that ending
50$ (via paypal) to the next /b/ro who makes me a instagram with a random name and password and kiks (treybay112) the deatails. Maxed out on the amount of accounts i can make. Thanks guys
Also got some amazon cards
Willing to help but that Kik looks sketch
>>677382242
My money proves other wise
Still no takers. May repost with 60$
