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So /b/ I was just jackin off as you do and when I finished I busted in my eye and now it hurts and it's red. Wat do. Pic related.
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You got pink eye stupid
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You got nice eyes
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Rest it off and you'll be fine, rinse with water if it's really bothering you
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You've got sperm burrying into your cornea. Hopefully it doesn't get into your retina or you could actually be fucked. My Dad is an eye doctor fag so I've seen shit like this.

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Just gonna leave these here.
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not draven....DRAAAAAVEN

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Do any /b/ros use omegle? Do you guys get anny success?
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>>677387114
Anything past that anon?
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>>677387381
Nope sorry just that ill see if i can find the sauce
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She looks A LOT like someone I know irl. It's disturbing.
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Hey guys, I lost my pepe folder which was one of my most prized folders... post your pepes to help mend my broken life.
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i thought we killed this meme
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Discuss.
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Thats sum stankyass dickcheese
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>>677385119
Not nearly enough smegma.
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>>677385119
I'd lick it off
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>>677385119
needs a good scrub with some wire wool

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Ask an Army Fag Anything
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Do they monitor your internet activity?
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>>677386543

Been posted anywhere with little girls?
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>>677386543
do you faggots have awesome ceremonial uniforms?
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>>677386543
Shut up

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>>677384610
Mods
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Futabu
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>>677384724
Fuck off
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https://gyazo.com/892951df584d571b54aef56494071818

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Hi /b/

Would you fuck this chick?
How and why?

Be honest / detailed
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>>677387360
Hell yeah I'd fuck her. She looks easy and has big tits.

Moar?
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>>677387553
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>>677387681
Love bitches with big hips. Good to hold onto while pounding from behind,
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>>677387360
No. She's fucking fat and has blue hair.

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Hi /b I just invited a girl for some netflix and chill and she accepted. Its obvious she wants it, the only problem is that im still a fucking virgin. Any advice for a guy whos about to fuck for the first time in his life?
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Shove your cockle in her ear then fuck her dad
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Just watch Netflix and make her regret coming
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>>677386415
neck kisses / licks will drive her crazy beyond belief. also a little ear kiss too.. but manly the neck. once you go in for it, there is no going back. also, hope you have protection.. if not, oh well, pull out at least 5 seconds before you think you'll cum.. not at the last fucking second.. trust me.
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Put a little hotsauce on your fingers and rub it into the skin. Then finger her pussy. The warmth will really get her turned on and her juices flowing.

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I need a feels thread /b/rothers
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>>677386198
you'll be ok dude, you wont die from it
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>America
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Jesus christ...
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This can't be real...
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>>677387350
>modern teachers
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>>677387350
hahaha

Best of 4chan and /b/ thread?
Here's some OC from a few minutes ago
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bumping
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bump
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bumpinh
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bumperoo

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Got Your Nose!
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Damn that's some tender muscle right there.
Wonder if it tastes any good.
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>>677386220
theres an onion cite somewhere that sells dick meat
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so thats what it looks like cut off
ive always wondered

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>>677384870
She's cute OP
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>>677385028
Lost
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Why are you sad?
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>>677385695
I'm not sad because I'm not a fucking crybaby

I own life, nigger
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>>677385991
is that the guy that wore the micky mouse ears and ate pudding without using his hands
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I'm sick and alone. I miss you Stacy.
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Because you just reminded me that I am.
Thanks, fag.

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Can someone identify my weed for me? It smells sweet and its pungent af
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it's def weed breh
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Identify? That's weed dude.
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this is confirmed weed
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No idea of strain but looks like good chronic

KIK thread

Join in if you're bored
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>>677387034
Add pimpendaddy
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Add me : wwitb

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all hail the god-emperor of 4chan
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i thought you were that retard from breaking bad when i saw the thumbnail
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TVFilthyFrank
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>>677384352
>"whats for breakfast daaayd?"
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Habe you seen-a bbbbbbbrekfffast

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What happened to the loli VA thread?
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DELETE THIS
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404ed obviously, never got my request fulfilled :(
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>>677386421
It died. Loli actress probably went to bed
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/b/
Does he stand a chance to be president of the United States?
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>>677384656
No, but he stands a chance as emperor
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He will lose tremendously against Hillary. Marco Rubio was the GOP's last hope. Better get used to the term 'Madame President'
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>>677384656
he's pretty much won it

if he doesnt its fixed and democracy is a lie
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>>677384800
actually polls say he'd have a chance against Hillary but not against Bernie

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