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Porn Webm thread
Pretty girls edition
Guess I have to do all the work.
>>677386113
sauce plz
that ending
>>677386113
Please sauce anon
50$ (via paypal) to the next /b/ro who makes me a instagram with a random name and password and kiks (treybay112) the deatails. Maxed out on the amount of accounts i can make. Thanks guys
Also got some amazon cards
Willing to help but that Kik looks sketch
>>677382242
My money proves other wise
Still no takers. May repost with 60$
Did it work
name a better movie with better cinematography
>protip: you cant
>>677382528
Anything but the watchmen
>>677382740
it's a good movie
>>677382528
The theatrical cut of Batman v Superman was on par with the theatrical cut of Watchmen, which has me thinking/hoping the same will be true for the Director's Cut (which was outstanding).
>>677382528
can anyone explain what happened
>>677381766
Turns out shes been gay all this time.
She habitually rapes little boys and afterwards mutilates their genitailia.
>>677381766
bump
>>677381766
it's clickbait, faggot
She got doubles... Oh wait... THAT WAS ME
Double Vaginal Double Anal
Does it actually exist??
Pic for partial reference
>>677383914
Bump for interest
>>677383914
How would that work? Can I get a detailed diagram before I even attempt to research this?
>>677384068
reference that pic, just double the dicks
totally gay, 80% of the skin is male, only 1/2 the guys would even touch her (other than the dick)
>>677384068
OP here again, I have heard of is spoke of in hushed tones, DVDA....
>>677384068
I think the guys would all have to be pretty thin...
What would you do if you could take control of the body of any girl you know for 24 hours? She's completely conscious and aware of everything for the duration
smile in a mirror all day. Too bad shes conscious cause if shes not getting an explanation, she'll be terrified.
>>677379322
Have her shoot up the school
Im not rodney mckay so that wont happen to me OP stop stealing ideas from top tier shows
Make her do the filthiest sexual shit and leave her degraded. Start off with flashing and teasing when she's at work, coming on to her co-workers. Then make her go to a toy store and buy herself some vibrators, benwa balls, etc. Jam a vibrating butt plug in her and have her spend time in our red-light district looking for glory holes, or have her suck and fuck strangers if we can't find any.
Send her home with a cunt and ass full of cum. Make her flirt with her brothers and try to get her to fuck them. Make her seduce her son. Then make her fuck the family dog.
Have...
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Make many different kind of selfies, videos and send them to my email
Milf
>>677383776
Oh dam...milfs are the best... she is fucking sexy
>>677383776
Im.ready to start fapping to her
>>677384422
Squeeze them tits together. .I'm gonna put my cock right between them
>>677383776
Open ur ass cheeks, Gonna toungue fuck ur Asshole
Hunger Games.
Post 36 are we'll start the game.
Kimball Cho
Regi
>>677383360
The Noble Jew
Karadzic
Lellura
Virginia thread, preferably sluts, anyone in the VB/Norfolk area?
>>677380834
Ayy thats where I live...
Nothing to contribute though.
>>677381438
That's cool, what part my dude? I know a few sluts in this area. I'm tryna put one on blast though
Rva male reporting in
Lynchburg?
NoVA reporting in
NEW CIV THREAD FROM >>677363202
CONTINUING THE LEGECY OF CHAD
>>677381131
>>677381843
>>677381923
Japs and Aryans build a strong alliance and trade route. Ending in 9X names the alliance.
Aryans: 240, R: 220
Nigerites: 200, R: 240
Japs: 300, R:300
>>677383686
Same Rules:
First dubs after each update chooses
Trips gives good luck
>>677383686
Alliance is called Third Reich
GET
>>677383686
Niggerites create rap music and multiply rapidly. Wiggers from other cultures join them
>>677383686
A wild giganigga appears.
The whites and japs tremble in terror
the rice grain penis concordat>>677383686
Who hates Niggers? Comment if you hate niggers
I'm a nigger. What you gonna do about. Faggot.
>>677384363
I wouldnt say hate... i hate jews and Hispanics... i loathe blacks.
>>677384444
check'd
69 or trips decides what OS I put on my T60 laptop
t60 is great.
xubuntu
>>677382029
Windows 10 Pro
Arch
>>677382029
Install gentoo tbh fam
>>677382152
roll
Hey /b/
Did I upgrate or downgrate?
Pic related is ex girlfriend
And here is my current
OP here, getting desperate. Can someone please respond?
Current again
Here's the ex again
is this a joke
total upgrade
props op
how does /b/ make a living?
I'm in the internet industry, mostly programming and selling ads for stupid narcissist people between 14-30 and making $20 per hour, how about you /b/astards?
>>677383075
Working at a dining hall, about $27 per hour
Gonna be "technology intern" for a year starting May. Salary 49k CAD.
chef at wendys
€20 dollars per hour
something I forgot, how old are you? that's very important for the rest to judge you and seeing if there is still hope for you...I'm 24 and I think I can do better, much more better and please do a favor to yourself and get out of that dead end job if the case
Configuration management, $70k, 36yo
Attention medfags of /b/ does this look infected?
>inb4 3rd nipples
Yeah, you're about to lose that nipple.
How the fuck did that even happen?
>>677382582
sweet jesus what the fuck am I looking at
yes. go to doc you moron
Sorry turn it upside down. It's a bite mark next to my nipple
its red around the edges, its an infection, talk to a doctor or dont worry about it till its the size of your nipple ur choice
Can you please ban me, I want to get the fuck out of here but I can't. I'm 16
Please just ban me
>>677384569
No. You're here forever.
>>677384569
You'll probably have to post nudes or something. Don't do it, man.
>>677384569
Ban me too I'm underage
>>677384713
You can still lurk if you're banned
Asian porn thread
>Bonus Points for Thicc Asians
Bumping
bump
Bumping
We need Thick Asians
bumping for potential
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed
Miho claimed
>>677382647
we wuz kings n shit
>>677382736
My nigga
Shinoa claimed
YLYL THREAD STARTS NOW
Bros we seriously need to enforce the tits or gtfo rule. This place is becoming a hub for female roasties to come and get attention and betas are falling for it. We need to do something.
>>677377365
Meh
>>677377365
>bros
>we need to
>shitty anime reaction image
you know you have to be 18 or older to browse this site don't you?
>>677377365
They don't deserve any respect unless they post tits, they are fucking attention whores and they are trying to weasel in on the last place they haven't fucking ruined, please /b/ not like this
>>677377898
faggot
>>677377717
Well I dont collect reaction images so this is tge closest I had to one.
But thats besides the point. Roasties come to get the attention they crave. Normally I wouldnt give a shit but they are so many, and so many cucks that answer to them. It was simple ether they protect their anonymity or they post tits.
