I wanna see some boipussy. And some cocks dribbling cum. Gimme gimme.
bump?
What's this guy's name again?
Angry Andy?
>>675139598
Pissed-off Pete.
>>675139598
Disgruntled Dan
Frustrated Frank
>>675139598
Ticked-Off Ted
roll for a gud fap
Rollercoaster
Rollerino
Roll roll roll my boat
asd
roll for your girl then fap to her, top row 1-3, middle4-6, bottom 7-9, 0 gets none. Also let me know who you'd like to see more of
>>675135823
Rollin
Rawl
What's /b/ drinking this afternoon?
>>675136683
Not skunky nigger beer
>Strongbow
Its 8pm you cuck
>>675137368
Is that so achmed. ..
Is anyone else sick of fucking tipping? These guttertrash, coattail riding fucks who think they're entitled to extra money for just doing their job? I don't get handed $5 randomly by people (I don't have a job yet but still).
So this happened
>Be last night
>I'm 19
>Gaming with the bros, hardcore League session
>Get hungry
>Ask mom if I can order a pizza
>She does her rant about not ordering too much, tight budget
>Whatever, I'm hungry, Jesus
>Call up a place
>Spend 20 minutes waiting for the pot head on the other line to confirm my order cause I want 3 pizzas all custom and extra toppings, a dozen extra crispy and flaming hot wings, 2 things of Mountain Dew, garlic knots and cheesy fries
>I'm getting annoyed cause he sounds tired, or high. Probably high.
>Finally confirms, order comes to $59.74+tip
>lolnope.webm
>Says it'll be about an hour they're busy
>What
>Hang up irritated
>Go back to League
>Doorbell finally rings
>Yell at mom
>She's in the bathroom
>ffs really
>Have to leave mid-match, answer door
>Nigger, of course
>Greets me, apologizes for the wait, got here as fast as he could
>Yeah, busy cuckolding some white guy, right? Asshole...
>Hand him $60, ask for a quarter back
>Hands me one, confused
>"Enjoy your night!" I say smiling
>Close door, rush back to my game and manage to still win because skills
So yeah 1 hour wait, idiots think I'm gonna tip? Really? Anyone else have pizza or tip stories? I need a good laugh today.
>>675133177
>sounds tired, or high. Probably high.
Is this greenville Pizza Hut? You probably talked to me.
This is clearly bait so I'm not gonna start shit, but
>Does anyone else have pizza or tip stories
I'm a delivery driver so I've got a lot
>>675133177
Nigga you order $60 worth pizza and you have no job and your mom just told your fat ass not to go overboard, you selfish fuck head.
If you don't wanna tip then thats cool. But don't be a dick to you mother.
>doesn't order online
New Pics you shouldnt share
Anybody got more of this set? I think I might know this girl, the moles are lining up quite nicely.
I'll give out the FB if I can get a few more pics to verify.
Some of my OC to keep this going
Post girls you know and other anons say what they'd do to them
Reply for reply, cock/cum tributes welcome
>>675136047
Force left to destroy rights asshole with a horse cock strapon while I watch
I want to put that blonde bitch's feet next to her ears and stare her in the eye while I destroy her ass
>>675136047
Love left's tummy.
Would happily rip off her tights and fuck her senseless before cumming all over it.
>>675136706
Facefuck with my thick cock until she spluttered out, asking for mercy. And then continue anyway.
what is the most fucked up thing you did to a girl sexually?
Held her hand.
kissed her in the lips, regret to this day
>>675136490
Accidently touched vagoo with hand
Gave her a hug
Faces of /b/, let's go, show me better
>>675134266
Tell your boyfriend to be more calm
>>675134623
I'm sure you harm yourself as well faggot. Where's your picture?
>>675134266
All show no go..do it right faggot
this is me
Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
Claimed
Ayy
my snake hasn't moved at all today
>claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed here too
>Best German Cv Claimed
Prove youre white
I know when my ass is clean.
>>675137471
So do niggers. It's called white toilet paper. Stop using your hands.
No criminal record
>>675137632
> White
10th pic in your folder is your reaction to walking in on your sister masturbating
>>675139655
kinda works
>>675139655
mmmkay
Here's a pic of my sister.
And another
>>675134264
Isnt she cute?
Is /b/ up for a story?
yes
>>675138431
Sure, it all started with this robin kid with a gian boner.
>>675138279
but first, tell us where the pic is from
Fb fap thread
Post your sluts
>>675137231
MOARR man, DAMN!
more?
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>>675135067
Bush
>>675135067
Bush.
Nazi Thread
>>675134205
Heil Hitler from England.
>>675134205
Well? We're fucking waiting OP
pt.3 - Post cock/cum tributes you've done or saved. Anons, join in and also do tributes for requests.
Trips gets girls on the lefts nudes
roll for tits
mmm those are some nice titties
ayy
>>675138439
CHEKC em bitches
