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hi guys.
ITT: we talk about shit that we hate / what peeves us.

>people from the left or right that publicly go out of their way to make it obvious what they are
>literally any black person that talks about "afro" culture or really any fucking black people at all that continuously milk "white guilt" for their personal gain
>niggers in general
>vast majority of liberal arts majors
>thespians
>people who pride themselves on being part of the fanbase of a youtuber
>most youtubers
>affirmative action
>people that think any of those faggy meme youtube guitarists are funny (jared dines, terreberry sometimes, jared dines, jared dines)
>fat girls with disproportionately small tits and a shelved / flat ass
>the aforementioned girls that wear yoga pants on college campuses
>/mu/
>any moba ever
>people that put their specs in their forum signature
>bernie sanders supporters
>really, any open supporters of any of these "candidates"
>dogs
>tf2 and its fanbase
>fraternities and sororities. they're fucking weird. especially exclusive race ones, especially black
>man buns / undercuts
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I never understood why anyone would go out of their way to show they're a fan of something or support some political party. That's your problem, I don't care. What else can you tell me about YOU!
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>>675136119
dude, fucking right?

it's the equivalent of just shining a bright beacon into the air that screams "here's another reason you should hate me". keep your affiliations to yourself and lay low. christ
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>>675136472
Although, I do wonder. Why is it done at all? What point does it serve?
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shameless hatred bump. where's the hotheads at this afternoon

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Porn Webm thread, extra points for asian
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>>675139110
bump
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Hunger Games Thread: first 24
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>>675143341
Trayvon Martin
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comrade pupper reporting for duty
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An alien ship
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Chloe Price

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I don't care what yall autistic niggas say. Leafy is, has, and always will be a god of youtube. Yall didn't get on his case when he roasted joeysworldtour. Fucking hypocrites
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>>675140259
Bump
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Honestly I don't understand how a disfigured retarded fuck like him can even look at himself in the mirror and even think he can talk shit about anyone else.
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>>675140259

fuck off and die you stupid pre-teen faggot

nobody here cares about your fucking youtube cancer or your reddit cancer or your 9fag cancer
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>>675140259
This aint bait trust me

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Rey thread
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Loli Thread:

Here is a Loli Folder i have, its full of pics/webms/gifs/etc
You need to download all the parts
Part 0: https://a.tpb.lc/kqqtjw.zip
Part 1: https://a.tpb.lc/ivfmaa.z01
Part 2: https://a.tpb.lc/idseee.z02
Part 3: https://a.tpb.lc/grpmhx.z03
Part 4: https://a.tpb.lc/libbjb.z04
Part 5: https://a.tpb.lc/vylkvl.z05
Part 6: https://a.tpb.lc/enrfyd.z06
Part 7: https://a.tpb.lc/bovqxy.z07
Part 8: https://a.tpb.lc/izylld.z08

Don't forget to Put all the files with the same name or it won't work.
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FINE

I'll fucking dump

My psychiatrist is here.

Show her what /b/ is all about

The pic was used to get your atention
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Kill your self
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Nobody gives a shit. Post her tits.
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>>675140070
Hello and welcome :)
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Hey /b/ Who knows Pyrocynical I got His real name I will release it if somone gets trips
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oh no a name
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role
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>>675141352
Literally who??.....
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He's a faggot and I want him to die (along with leafy)

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name my band
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>>675141997
iran iran
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>>675141997

rochdale, bradford and leeds
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Panic! At the airport.
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>>675142114
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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ITT : Tard Stories
Please contribute

>be me
>12
>at school library to get book
>looking at one shelf
>in my school there is only one bookshelf that is actually decent
>looking around for a good story
>kid comes by
>blonde hair, i can tell by his face he has downies
>find a book on video games
>alright
Note : I was a good tard spotter back in my day, because they didn't separate any of us
>decide to make small talk
>see he has minecraft book
>"Oh, cool. You like video games too?"
>"ye wats ur buk"
>"Oh, this?" show him book
>"can i hab buk"
>"Nah, sorry, I'm taking it out"
>"gib buk"
>explain to him calmly im getting this book
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>he charges full force
>i raise my hands
>i hit him in the face
>he stumbles back
>"GIB ME BUUK"
>they called the tard wranglers
>"JEFFEREY CALM DOWN" the librarian says
>he starts dry humping me
>i kick him in crotch
>"EEEEEEEE"
>he drops his pants
>his uncircumcised dick is, i shit you not, at least 10" flacid
>humps me
>i beat him in the head with my book
>tardwranglers take him
>am suspended for 2 months for "violent actions"
>damn

First of my encounters with Jefferey. Tell me if you want more, ive got shitloads
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Prettu funny so far

Continue OP.
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>>675133665
They had minecraft books when you were 12?
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>>675134649
it was phrase. i don't remember what it was but it was something video games, i was using it as an example
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>>675134240
at your request

this takes place about 1 week after i get back
>be me
>walking down hall with friends
>we're skipping class because alpha as fuck
>jefferey is striding down the hallway
>like sliding his feet so he's almost doing a split
>walks past us
>lets out a post taco bell fart
>"HUE"
>i shit you not that was what he said
>his laugh was just the word 'hue'
>"Yo bro what the fuck man" my friend says, age 12
>"wut"
>"You just fucking shat"
>i didnt notice this until this point
>there was brown liquid pummeling down his pant leg
>"su wut"
>"It's fucking disgusting you fat bastard"
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>I duck because i know his wrath
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>the hallway is echoing
>my ears hurt literally
>he drops his pants
>my friend is frozen
>he charges
>mounts my friend ass bare
>humping him
>"EW WHAT THE FUCK BRO"
>Jefferey shits
>it's all on his shirt
>my friend donkey kicks his penis
>his dick has been kicked for the 2nd time
>he falls
>he grabs his pants
>he starts crying
>teachers come
>it looks like the kid was raped
>shit

We were able to testify against Tardo but he stayed because tardiness. once again, reply for more

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I wanna see some boipussy. And some cocks dribbling cum. Gimme gimme.
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>>675135470
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>>675137142
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bump?

What's this guy's name again?

Angry Andy?
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>>675139598
Pissed-off Pete.
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>>675139598
Disgruntled Dan
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Frustrated Frank
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>>675139598
Ticked-Off Ted

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roll for a gud fap
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Rollercoaster
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Rollerino
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Roll roll roll my boat
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asd

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roll for your girl then fap to her, top row 1-3, middle4-6, bottom 7-9, 0 gets none. Also let me know who you'd like to see more of
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>>675136647
7
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>>675135823
Rollin
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>>675136843
3
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Rawl

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What's /b/ drinking this afternoon?
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>>675136683
Not skunky nigger beer
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>Strongbow
Its 8pm you cuck
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>>675137368
Is that so achmed. ..

Is anyone else sick of fucking tipping? These guttertrash, coattail riding fucks who think they're entitled to extra money for just doing their job? I don't get handed $5 randomly by people (I don't have a job yet but still).

So this happened

>Be last night
>I'm 19
>Gaming with the bros, hardcore League session
>Get hungry
>Ask mom if I can order a pizza
>She does her rant about not ordering too much, tight budget
>Whatever, I'm hungry, Jesus
>Call up a place
>Spend 20 minutes waiting for the pot head on the other line to confirm my order cause I want 3 pizzas all custom and extra toppings, a dozen extra crispy and flaming hot wings, 2 things of Mountain Dew, garlic knots and cheesy fries
>I'm getting annoyed cause he sounds tired, or high. Probably high.
>Finally confirms, order comes to $59.74+tip
>lolnope.webm
>Says it'll be about an hour they're busy
>What
>Hang up irritated
>Go back to League
>Doorbell finally rings
>Yell at mom
>She's in the bathroom
>ffs really
>Have to leave mid-match, answer door
>Nigger, of course
>Greets me, apologizes for the wait, got here as fast as he could
>Yeah, busy cuckolding some white guy, right? Asshole...
>Hand him $60, ask for a quarter back
>Hands me one, confused
>"Enjoy your night!" I say smiling
>Close door, rush back to my game and manage to still win because skills

So yeah 1 hour wait, idiots think I'm gonna tip? Really? Anyone else have pizza or tip stories? I need a good laugh today.
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>>675133177
>sounds tired, or high. Probably high.
Is this greenville Pizza Hut? You probably talked to me.

This is clearly bait so I'm not gonna start shit, but
>Does anyone else have pizza or tip stories
I'm a delivery driver so I've got a lot
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>>675133177
Nigga you order $60 worth pizza and you have no job and your mom just told your fat ass not to go overboard, you selfish fuck head.
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If you don't wanna tip then thats cool. But don't be a dick to you mother.
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>doesn't order online

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New Pics you shouldnt share

Anybody got more of this set? I think I might know this girl, the moles are lining up quite nicely.

I'll give out the FB if I can get a few more pics to verify.
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Some of my OC to keep this going
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>>675136391

Post girls you know and other anons say what they'd do to them

Reply for reply, cock/cum tributes welcome
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>>675136047
Force left to destroy rights asshole with a horse cock strapon while I watch
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I want to put that blonde bitch's feet next to her ears and stare her in the eye while I destroy her ass
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>>675136047

Love left's tummy.

Would happily rip off her tights and fuck her senseless before cumming all over it.
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>>675136706

Facefuck with my thick cock until she spluttered out, asking for mercy. And then continue anyway.

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what is the most fucked up thing you did to a girl sexually?
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Held her hand.
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kissed her in the lips, regret to this day
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>>675136490

Accidently touched vagoo with hand
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Gave her a hug

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Faces of /b/, let's go, show me better
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>>675134266
Tell your boyfriend to be more calm
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>>675134623
I'm sure you harm yourself as well faggot. Where's your picture?
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>>675134266
All show no go..do it right faggot
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this is me

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