Deutscher samstagabendlicher Faden!
Nabend Anons!
Die Fragen!
Schurke oder Helfer?
Schon mal mit einem Mettchen über euren Pimmel gequatscht?
Lieber Selbstmord oder andere zur Rechenschaft ziehen?
Bonusfrage!
Grüntextet eine Story die eure Eltern erzählt haben!
>>712300310
>Schurke oder Helfer?
Kein Schurke
>Schon mal mit einem Mettchen über euren Pimmel gequatscht?
Ja, Bernd...
>Lieber Selbstmord oder andere zur Rechenschaft ziehen?
Wie wäre es mit sich selbst zur Rechenschaft ziehen ohne Suizid?
>Grüntextet eine Story die eure Eltern erzählt haben!
>Papa angelt gerne
>nimmt mich mit
>Nicht die Würmer essen! Die leben im Magen weiter!
>ich glaubte es viel zu lange
>heute esse ich Würmer mit dem ruhigen Gewissen, dass meine Magensäure sie erledigt
>>712301030
>>heute esse ich Würmer mit dem ruhigen Gewissen, dass meine Magensäure sie erledigt
es dauert aber bis zu 30 minuten bis die Nahrung im Magen akommt?
>>712301273
Und warum ist dein Faden so leer?
>>712301273
hast du'n hals wie ne giraffe?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>712290886
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
When i find the /b/tard that keeps posting this Clinton pic on /pol/...
Well....
Lets hope I dont....
First in
listen to the earth
Here I am at the worst place.
s/fur all spinning
sleepy edition
Besides, I'm only here for the stronk.
ITT: girls with painstakingly obvious daddy issues that would drain every last ounce you had down their throats / take it up the ass
ITT: fill up my reaction folder
anon,
share something interesting about you and/or your life.
Jokes on you, faggot
I don't have a life.
I am a GOD TIER White/Arab mix race.
I can get all the pussy I want but Allah is life.
Training to become a plastic surgeon. I fukken love my job.
ive been married for 10 years and cheated on my wife over 100 times and still havent been caught
Faces of /b/ and ratings, continued
Baby face/10
>>712303605
Tired?
get your taylor lautner looking ass out of here
Draw thread: all my favorite colors edition
Requesting Poof cumming a sticky load on oppai-loli Goldie Goldenglow's large tits. Bonus points if Goldie say something like, "Are my boobies too much for you?"
Requesting human Yin getting double penetrated by a couple of anons.
Pose ref: https://www.atfbooru.ninja/posts/151866
First.
Also, still taking requests.
Someone needs to summon bunny
Black girls appreciation thread
>>712296801
whitest looking black girl i've ever seen
Miley thread
>>712283813
>Miley
Who?
Breaking news: Emotionally fragile man demands safe space
Breaking news- a nobody that has no life has his head stuck so far up celebrities asses he can't even see it.
>>712290111
Theater should always be a safe place. Tell that to Lincoln
>>712290111
The theater should NEVER be a safe space, art holds up a mirror to life, and sometimes it shows you what you'd rather not see.
That said, trooping out after the show to yell at somebody in the audience is a pretty huge admission that your art is unable to speak for itself and is in fact, a rude thing to do.
I hope donny doesnt bitch everytime some one criticizes his administration. That would be so childish. As president you get shit on by one group or another everyday. No matter what.
I just want him focusing on doing a good job for the country.
COlOR WARS THREAD V3.0
WW2 EDITION
Dubs= 2 spaces
Trips= 5 spaces
Quads=10 spaces
Quints+= instant win
Be specific on who you are rolling for. No countries can be revived.
Roll for Nazis.
France attacks USSR
France burns Bolsheviks
NAZI FUCKS USSR
Could we get WEBM thread going.
Will post my shit asswell....
>>712284599
Il bump, all of mine are over 2mb
boredom thread
ignore me, iam just here for porn
>>712289225
well if nobody else ends up showing up i'm just going to let it die
Rolling for 99
>235
>>712298127
Boring game unless i get <16
>>712298127
rollan
>>712290105
I'd drain myself into her.
I always get cute looks from Asian girls/woman.
>>712290335
you sound like a rapist
>>712290412
I am therapist.
>>712290412
for real though
ITT: Pics youre not supposed to share
>>712295192
>>712295225
bump
Tribute thread
Nigger dick edition
Anyone need any tributes?
ayy, we got a nigger amongst ourselves
Yes. She needs it.
>>712293592
wow thats a big screen
COlOR WARS THREAD 2.0
WW2 EDITION
Dubs= 2 spaces
Trips= 5 spaces
Quads=10 spaces
Quints+= instant win
Be specific on who you are rolling for. No countries can be revived.
Sorry to the people who didn't get to see there roll
usa cuck them nazis
USA -> NAZIS
France surrender squares to germany!
>>712295966
off to a good start
reroll
YLYL thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiuS5gX5cwA
