Deutscher samstagabendlicher Faden!
Nabend Anons!
Die Fragen!
Schurke oder Helfer?
Schon mal mit einem Mettchen über euren Pimmel gequatscht?
Lieber Selbstmord oder andere zur Rechenschaft ziehen?
Bonusfrage!
Grüntextet eine Story die eure Eltern erzählt haben!
>>712300310
>Schurke oder Helfer?
Kein Schurke
>Schon mal mit einem Mettchen über euren Pimmel gequatscht?
Ja, Bernd...
>Lieber Selbstmord oder andere zur Rechenschaft ziehen?
Wie wäre es mit sich selbst zur Rechenschaft ziehen ohne Suizid?
>Grüntextet eine Story die eure Eltern erzählt haben!
>Papa angelt gerne
>nimmt mich...
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>>712301030
>>heute esse ich Würmer mit dem ruhigen Gewissen, dass meine Magensäure sie erledigt
es dauert aber bis zu 30 minuten bis die Nahrung im Magen akommt?
>>712301273
Und warum ist dein Faden so leer?
>>712301273
hast du'n hals wie ne giraffe?
JUDEN!!!
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>712290886
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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When i find the /b/tard that keeps posting this Clinton pic on /pol/...
Well....
Lets hope I dont....
First in
listen to the earth
Here I am at the worst place.
Claimu!
>>712303018
This is true!
I speak to Konata anon i assume?
>>712303087
Greetings, Tali.
How have you been?
s/fur all spinning
sleepy edition
Besides, I'm only here for the stronk.
ITT: girls with painstakingly obvious daddy issues that would drain every last ounce you had down their throats / take it up the ass
>>712293887
>>712293926
>>712293996
this isnt daddy issues you fucking retard.
ITT: fill up my reaction folder
>>712299574
anon,
share something interesting about you and/or your life.
Jokes on you, faggot
I don't have a life.
I am a GOD TIER White/Arab mix race.
I can get all the pussy I want but Allah is life.
Training to become a plastic surgeon. I fukken love my job.
ive been married for 10 years and cheated on my wife over 100 times and still havent been caught
I'm related to Paul Revere. Sometimes I try to keep that in mind when I fap to something degenerate
Faces of /b/ and ratings, continued
Baby face/10
>>712303605
Tired?
get your taylor lautner looking ass out of here
...
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Draw thread: all my favorite colors edition
Requesting Poof cumming a sticky load on oppai-loli Goldie Goldenglow's large tits. Bonus points if Goldie say something like, "Are my boobies too much for you?"
Requesting human Yin getting double penetrated by a couple of anons.
Pose ref: https://www.atfbooru.ninja/posts/151866
First.
Also, still taking requests.
Someone needs to summon bunny
>>712298130
Since you're not first, you could try either one of the two posts above you.
Black girls appreciation thread
>>712296801
whitest looking black girl i've ever seen
>>712296801
woo
Miley thread
>>712283813
>Miley
Who?
She's gross
Breaking news: Emotionally fragile man demands safe space
Breaking news- a nobody that has no life has his head stuck so far up celebrities asses he can't even see it.
>>712290111
Theater should always be a safe place. Tell that to Lincoln
>>712290111
The theater should NEVER be a safe space, art holds up a mirror to life, and sometimes it shows you what you'd rather not see.
That said, trooping out after the show to yell at somebody in the audience is a pretty huge admission that your art is unable to speak for itself and is in fact, a rude thing to do.
I hope donny doesnt bitch everytime some one criticizes his administration. That would be so childish. As president you get shit on by one group or another everyday. No matter what.
I just want him focusing on doing a good job for the country.
le jolly sjw face
COlOR WARS THREAD V3.0
WW2 EDITION
Dubs= 2 spaces
Trips= 5 spaces
Quads=10 spaces
Quints+= instant win
Be specific on who you are rolling for. No countries can be revived.
Roll for Nazis.
France attacks USSR
France burns Bolsheviks
NAZI FUCKS USSR
>>712300541
Could we get WEBM thread going.
Will post my shit asswell....
>>712284599
Il bump, all of mine are over 2mb
boredom thread
ignore me, iam just here for porn
>>712289225
well if nobody else ends up showing up i'm just going to let it die
man it's so bad when I actually have disposable income
what did I buy this fucking litten plushy for
Rolling for 99
>235
>>712298127
Boring game unless i get <16
>>712298127
rollan
roll
>>712290105
I'd drain myself into her.
I always get cute looks from Asian girls/woman.
>>712290335
you sound like a rapist
>>712290412
I am therapist.
>>712290412
for real though
>>712290412
For real though. I'm a good looking 2- year old guy. No way near rapist territory.
ITT: Pics youre not supposed to share
>>712295146
>>712295192
>>712295225
bump
Tribute thread
Nigger dick edition
Anyone need any tributes?
ayy, we got a nigger amongst ourselves
Yes. She needs it.
>>712293592
wow thats a big screen
>>712293592
Give her that dick nigger
COlOR WARS THREAD 2.0
WW2 EDITION
Dubs= 2 spaces
Trips= 5 spaces
Quads=10 spaces
Quints+= instant win
Be specific on who you are rolling for. No countries can be revived.
Sorry to the people who didn't get to see there roll
usa cuck them nazis
USA -> NAZIS
France surrender squares to germany!
>>712295966
off to a good start
reroll
make japan usa again
YLYL thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiuS5gX5cwA