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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Who else works out here?
Im sure not many, but theres gotta be some.
Only a month in and starting to see some results.
Pic related, just hit one month today.
tits and ass because they're always relevant.
most fucked up bellybutton
>>684148325
this is true. half innie half outtie. and hurts like a bitch when touched.
Anon that lifts here , been working on bulking now need to cut and hit the core more.
I need a wallpaper, but I don't have any ideas
Dubs decides my wallpaper for a month.
this
>>684148103
/Wg/
>venture outside of /b/ faggot
kek doit
Marriedfags.... tell me if I'm right or wrong on this... Got into a huge fight with my wife last night. Worked late and was really looking forward to seeing her when I got home. The minute I pull into the drive and see her, her phone rings. Its some dickbag dude from her work. She stays on the phone with him for 45 minutes. It got me really pissed that she thought it was more important for her to talk to him than me. We had a huge fight about it. Who was wrong, her or me? I know I'm irrationally jealous. But the reason why is that both my two ex'es cheated on me. What do?
>>684148641
Stop marrying sluts. I just got married for the first time, and I'm in my 40's. Why? Because I took the time to find the RIGHT woman, instead of just marrying whatever piece ass could say "I love you" after receiving a gift.
You young people who meet bitches and then marry them and then wonder what went wrong? If she jumped on YOUR dick so quickly and easily, what makes you think she won't jump on another?
OP again... forgot to mention that she had just spent an entire 10 hour shift with the dude. Why in the fuck does she need to talk to him again after that?
>>684148641
sorry bro, lawyer up
>>684148912
Op here. I'm 45 years old. And this one was a long time coming. I was single for 10 years prior to marrying her.
you're missing the most important part...
Is the pic related?
Waifuism thread, The Restoration
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>If someone is new insult them with sarcasm
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Joining
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>>684148573
Probably will
And if you ever feel pain radiating out your left arm while you are having chest pain, CALL 911!
>>684148718
kagami claimed
>im a great tease edition kek
Medieval thread
>>684147974
Only Medieval arts or begone with thee vile heathen
>>684148177
>>684148177
What are you talking about, that's tottaly medievil
>>684148444
Good job on those IV IVs
PokéBox thread: Arcanine's birthday edition
>>684147349
That's a weird thing to celebrate
Don't leave me hanging friends!
>>684148009
It might be you and ne for a bit since its around finals season for colleges
Hell im only posting cause work is slow
>>684147937
It is but the arcanine deserves it. He wears a cute bandana and that is the only reason you need to celebrate.
>>684148313
Well that sucks, but eh. Finals are done for me.
Let's get a good ol fashion WHITE HATE thread going.
Fuck the crakkkers
>>684148618
>>684148716
I never wronged a mud monkey. ;'(
>>684148618
trips get link for the perfect website.
you can only enter with direct link.
Easy
You mean these trips?
>>684147983
There we go, check em
-get
ITS TRIPS BOI!!
Post a girl(s) other anons rate and say how they'd fuck them. Replies get replies.
>>684145983
face fuck her hard, then swap to the ass then come back to cum in her mouth
suck her dick like no tomorrow...
Hey guys here my gf rate her she 19year old.
>>684147406
My gf left me because I have low self-esteem.
Wtf do I do.
Pic related
An Hero
>>684144961
get a new one
>oh right you can't
>>684144961
Don't think about her currently riding the guy with a huge, throbbingly high "self-esteem"
>>684144961
did you fuck those titties at least?
>>684144961
you ahve "low self esteem"
and she has purple fucking hair
nuff said, time to move on
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://ndgt.us/wincest
pic related
>>684147170
GOTY
>>684147170
this made me go nuclear (my penis)
>>684147170
hahah I am cumm
yesssss very hott big booty ;))
I cummm :DD
oh yesss very hot I like ;))
my penis very errect 8)
>>684147170
A very calming porn.
>>684147170
my dick is diamonds
Make these breasts your desktop/wallpaper for more
>>684145007
Nah. I'm good.
whats her name?
6/10
you like that shit op?
Does anyone have the link to the video where this sister is masturbating in places like the garage and gets caught by her brother everytime and she gets him to fuck her?
ill bump out of curiosity
>>684144612
Bump out of interest.
bump for science
>>684145594
its funny cos its true
Sup /b/
My gf is probably an escort. Heard from a guy that was messaging her. What do? I really thought I loved her.
Pic is her. Yes, she's a little fat.
Cool stories bro'
So fap fap fap
>>684145449
Arrange to use her services under a fake name (and appearance if necessary)
When she turns up, tear up/show photos of something valuable to her and tell her to get fucked. Also eat lots of curry before so you can do a really rancid fart just before you leave
Should I confront her about it? Should I just dump her? I'm not the most attractive but I don't like being hurt. I can move on
Escort here.
She needs the $. Don't take it personally.
Ask someone who got fucked by her anything
>tfw fucked her
>tfw suddendly got fucked
>experiences were made
Is ur butt hole sore?
>Her
Kek
>>684146130
Not at all, surprisingly - never had something in butt before, but she used hell lot of lube and went really fast in fucking
>>684146011
Faggot, that's a dude, dude
>>684146313
You're obviously right. Never thought to be faggot, thanks for explanation dude
How good are you at fighting games
>>684144359
I beat lemmings, so pretty good..
>>684144359
I won a tshirt at the casino once, so I guess pretty good.
Street Fighter 3rd Strike on lock!!! Parry like a motherfucker. Not quite Daigo but I'm damn good
>>684144359
I like tacos, Mexican wrestlers do too...
mash all buttons
dubs decide what I say
Oh may maggie stull, mind if i fuck your skull?
or do you find my 3 inch penis rather dull?
>>684147111
Many keks were given that day.
>>684147111
Surely OP will deliver.
>>684146985
Oh you're that girl with that phat ass.
Ok /b/ your making your own snuff movie and she is the star. How does she die?
>>684144989
Plot twist: We save the girl and murder OP instead
>>684144989
Cheese the bitch
>>684146112
Agree'd, death by drowning in a vat of nacho cheese.
>>684144989
she's trapped into a steel box.
she farts.
she dies because of dem fart.
The End.
>>684146332
Yeah, sounds like a pretty fucked up way to go
Hey /b/ I want to buy one of these, but first I want /b/ to help tell me what I should wear with it.
>>684145670
Are you a male
>>684145802
Trap so yes
>>684146058
A tight fitting noose round the neck.
Do your legs look good enough for them?
>>684146058
Then fuck off faggot
ask someone who just took this photo of his sister
>>684146525
You know you're going to hell right? You're a piece of shit brother as well
>>684146525
but i don't know who took this photo so who do i ask?
>>684146525
Are you sick?
>>684146525
When are you planning to ruin her innocence
Since you obviously want to fuck her
>>684146574
>>684146726
