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What job do you lot have? How much you getting paid for it?
In Canada
Fire alarm technician
$25.00 an hour
>>768095603
Professional cuck poster for Nir Kouris
$78k/year
>>768095966
>25/H
>to change batteries
This is why your economy is collapsing.
>>768095603
Escort to old gay rich men. 3 to 4k a week.
>>768095603
I fuck ur mom she pays me 100 bucks a night
Drug and alcohol counselor here. Ask away!
>>768097307
Can you send me some drugs please?
Been hooked on painkillers since i was 14, I’m 18 now but do need them to manage pain what do
>>768097307
do you consider caffein a drug?
have you witnessed or been pushed yourself to write drug prescriptions that were unecessary / just to sell?
>>768097307
those are shit drugs you got there and there isnt even any alcohol
>>768097307
What drug would you recommend?
Faces you want to spray with cum
>>768097642
Beautiful
Shouldn’t share thread cont.
>>768097606
Nice moar?
>>768097606
>>768097649
Who’s the girl?
post your favorite cock tribute
>>768098021
>>768098059
>>768098079
Dubs decides my yearbook quote.
Hitler did nothing wrong
9/11 was a good time
Save Russian Jews
>>768098750
You were never good.
Maybe next year I'll be able to see my penis
fb/ig fap thread
more of Vyara from the last thread
Thick thighs thread
>>768095275
Yes please thick japanese thread pls plz plz
>>768095275
That looks like swollen thighs. I feel like she probably has a medical condition causing that.
>>768095275
Disgusting
>>768095333
trips of truth
>>768095275
They ain't hiding Dem cankles
Just moved to Sweden from California, how the hell do I find some weed? 19 btw
>>768093754
> sweden from California
> want some weed
kys
>>768093754
You can't you live in an islamic caliphate now, only thing you'll be smoking is Abduls cock
>>768093981
>093981▶
>File: 1517846207833.png (354 KB, 479x592)
what's wrong with abusing a country's welfare system?
Drive to christiania and buy a shit-ton?
What city? That shit is everywhere. Just as a brown person.
Also, what a degenerate fuck. Unless you're here to help us take our country back.
>be me
>married for 12 years
>divorced a couple weeks ago
>she took nearly everything
>kids, 2 boys (4 and 15) and 1 girl (13)
>house
>my car
>£21000, 30% of my bank balanced
>my computer
>i get the second car
>though i am distraught
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>>768093474
Are you foreal
>>768093474
Women are cruel because you let them get to that point. You have to let a bitch know you are a leader and someone strong she can rely on. Once she loses respect for you it is over. You let her bully you and she saw weakness. So she shot you down. Learn from this and rebuild.
>>768093474
suicide murder is the answer or just mass murder.
>>768093474
I sense that you're a wimpy little faggot in real life. Yes?
>>768093761
mass murder followed by another school shooting would be the right choice
NZfag thread for Kiwis. Post your age/gender/postcode etc
im gay xd
>>768091664
30/m/4112 looking for drinking buddys, thots need not apply
20/m/north shore
22 M Western Springs Auckland 1021
Looking for fun
What's the equivalent of Craigslist personals for NZ now?
Lickable pussies
>>768089013
hetero!
Post a picture and story of the biggest slut you know. Pic related, she blew the bartender at a job while her boyfriend was at home. Who knows how many times it happened before.
new years eve gang bang, was dancing with me and some friends and stayed after her friends left to go to another bar, invited her back to our hotel suite to drink and smoke. flirting -dancing with all of us and stripped, great way to ring in the year
Bump your sluts
co-workers ex-wife, he caught her cheating with three blackguys, after divorce she started hanging out at bar we would go to and fucked a bunch of us, loved being center of attention in GBs
if she was at a party and had drank anything at all you would literally just have to look at her and she'd suck you off
>>768095238
Bump more of her
Soup /b/
I’m getting a settlement from an accident I was in and it should be a pretty decent amount of money. I want to kill myself and leave my mom the money. How do I make sure she gets the money? Do I need a will? Not doing it cause she’s in financial trouble or anything I’m just going to kill myself and I don’t want the money to just go to the government or whatever. 22 y/o btw
You need a will. And due to the estate tax, if it's over 5.49 mil it will still get taxed at 40%. Better to stay alive and gift her money every year so she pays less taxes. Do it for your mother. Also, don't break her heart.
>>768094372
You're an awesome person Anon.
What kind of accident was it? Is it why you want to die or other reasons?
>>768094372
Hey I appreciate it anon but I’m looking more in the ballpark of half a mil and I’m kinda just waiting around to get the money so I can get it over with. I appreciate the words though, I wish i could say they helped but I really have made up my mind.
>>768094439
It was hit by a woman while I was on my motorcycle. Not the reason I want to die. Just tired of depression basically
>>768094691
>>768093718
your not going to kill yourself. fuck you larper
I can’t speak for all Americans, but here in the US I was never taught about Stalin, only Hitler. Who is he and what is he known for?
>>768094611
american schooling system is shit
>>768094611
famous moustache
Key words : U.S.S.R, starving his soldiers, Fleek eyebrows
>>768094611
Here’s a wiki page about him
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Stalin
>>768094650
Despair, but also truth
>>768094688
But why would a person starve their own soldiers?!
did i ruin my chances/b?
how did you ruin your chances? post autistic ways you messed up
>>768096268
Lost.
upgrade now OP and ask again
You lost by saying m'lady fking fendora fagg
>>768096391
she is clearly a nigger, I don't see much lost here desu
>>768096268
it was a good joke
should have cleared up and said "look i just want to fuck your brains out kind of fun"
you shouldnt apologize or be scared when she's interested even after saying dumb shit.
Girls you saved and want more of starting with her
Bump
>>768093821
tits need a motorboat ride! moar OP
>>768094542
Only saved a few. Looking for more
>>768094598
lets see what you've saved OP, hoping another anon can help you out with more
hey guys can you rate my 18 yo gf holes ? :)
>>768096141
bitch needs a wash. 1/10
>>768096169
He obviously just fucked her here.
>>768096141
9/10 probably. More?
>>768096169
ID says it all, I would never 69 this
1/10
/thread
>>768096141
I’d taste it
>>768096141
Face
QUESTION FOR STRAIGHT BOYS:
Would you fuck this ass (WebM related) until you came if,
>you were given viagra
>guaranteed no risk whatsoever
>guaranteed no one would find out
>given $15,000
?
Ah no your a guy.. simple as that
>>768095389
yea just say nohomo after
I’d do it for free without any of that. Hmu.
Holyyyy fuck. Why is my dick twitching.
I mean it is a pretty fucking nice ass.
Stop giving yourself ED and sterility.
Stop the porn jew. Stop the loneliness and low energy levels. Stop the low self confidence as you are filled with female hormones
Last 2 digits is the amount of days you do no fap.
Dont roll if you wont do it, Just dress up like agirl, tape up your feminine peen and suck black circumcised cock you fag.
After jerking off you have a massive increase in prolactin and aromatase enzyme, This enzyme stays in your bloodstream for five days after ejaculation.
This breaks down all your Test turning it in to feminine hormones.
Your
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fake and gay
>>768092734
if you fap you become more like a women
Day 5 crew. Almost gave in this morning
>>768091969
>cLOGged
>>768092865
one of the hardest days as your blood levels are really high. give it a few more days and the receptors wil start to uptake the test.
your estrogen receptors will be screaming for a fix, they can go fuck themselves and die off.
this will reduce your puffy nipples and fag like behavior if you have any of that
