roll /b/
>>678085715
I'm ready
Rall
Rollty
>>678085715
Wow, didn't think my roulette would make it's way around!
Well, /b/ gets all sorts of things, and i want to tell you guys about me, about my life.
Every line of this is real, and it's my story, and i gotta tell it to someone, because i can't live like this anymore.
You are free to judge me, and tell me i'm a pussy or a fag, or i'm just crying about nothing.
>Be 19yo
>Be me.
>My mother got pregnant at 16 and my father left her to work in another country, i never heard much of him.
>My life is okay, my mother works a lot so we never actually were mother and son, since i was raised by my aunt and gramma. .
>Also, i used to get some calls from my dad, but i never actually did meet him or anything, everybody just used to say to me he was just busy or something.
>I never cared much about it, only when i stopped to realize that i never had a father, but thats okay. I mean, i remember that one fathers day i saw my buddy with his father and i got really sad, as i used to get when i did see this kind of thing, but most of the times it wasn't horrible or anything, it was just a little painful.
>2007: My gramma spanked me so hard i couldn't walk, and i got bruises all over my body (My gramma was a really unhappy person), i got traumatized, couldn't look at her face without getting really sad and nervous.
>Told my mom i wanted to live with my father
>But you never knew your father
>Yeah mom but i wanna meet him and see how are things there
>I really insist and by some months time they arranged to me to go there live with him
>I met my father in 2008, and i remember the feeling like yesterday, i was full of hopes and shit, he was my father after all
>I hug him a lot in the airport, he drives me to his home, and i meet my step mother and my step brother.
>It's all in order, i'm a okay person.
>My father starts beating me really hard, and he isn't nice after all, actually i remember that everytime he got home i was scared.
>My step mother tells me all sorts of bad shit, making me feel unhappy about myself (she was scared my father would care more about me than care about her and her son).
>Well, i call my mom crying sayin i just wanna go back home, that i hate it here.
>She says she doesn't have money for me to go back and i gotta go trough this.
>Some months pass by and i'm trying to live there, i'm not okay, i miss my home, and i don't like my father a bit.
>2009
>I get to convince my father to spend Carnival with my mother, and i'm finally going back home, i miss my mom so much
Sorry, it's hard to talk about this.
>Carnival of 2009 (Feb)
>My mother hugs me a lot and cry a lot in the airport, i'm back and i miss my home so much, my room, my things.
>She says to me that if i want to stay, she will buy my fight with my father and stay by my side.
>I'm scared about it, i never wanted this to happen, and i'm scared to stay with my mom and my father come to get me back.
>But i say yes to her, i stay, and i never go back.
>My father gets really pissed, and shouts a lot on the phone with my mom and i can't really remember what he said.
>He stops sending money and my mother gets fired, also i live with my gramma again yay.
>Well, my mom starts studying (she never finished college because she had to work to pay things for me) to find another job, and i enter in this new school, things are gonna get a little more downroad now...
>This new school is really big and i've never been to a place with so many people, i'm scared about it, and i try to not get beaten.
>So, the first days are okay, people just ignore me, i expected that.
>People starting making fun of me
>I don't like going to school
>I don't like going home
>I start getting depressed
>Remember that buddy of mine with his father that made me cry? I used to visit him a lot, he was really way more poor than me but we would just buy one can of coke and share it and walk around to talk about nothing.
>Well, one day i go to his home and he's playing this game, it seems amazing, and big, and i just ask what is it
>He says it's World of Warcraft, and i go nuts, since WoW was like a legend, i only used to hear about it, and i heard it was paid to play.
>He says it's a private server and i ask how to download the game
>I spend three fucking days downloading 15gb at 90kbp/s, patch per patch, exp pack per exp pack (WotLK).
>Finally i start playing, and it's amazing
>Months go by, i love getting home, and playing, and fuck if they just laugh at me on school.
>Until the day my birthday comes.
>They tie me in front of the school gates, and throw eggs at me, and i fucking don't cry
>I hold it on
>I hold it
>They untie me
>I run home
>They run after me
>I stop and beg to just go home
>My heart hurts
>They just beat me and throw more shit in my hair and my clothes
>I get home
>My gramma beats me
>Fucking just get a shower and sit in my chair
>Try to play but can't, i just go to bed.
Why are Fallout 1, 2, 3 and NV considered good but not 4?
>>678096782
it became more and more of a good shooter and less and less of a good RPG i think
Because that was their most popular Fallout game, and people hate popular stuff. Completely ignoring if the game is actually good or not
People are retarded.
because video games have blown up like crazy since fo1 and bethesda is trying to tap into that. that means you're getting an awesome looking product, but are actually receiving a dumbed-down, widely-playable version of a game you love to cater to your average joe neighbor who has just recently heard of fallout from the hype built up.
>>678096782
why didnt you mention tactics?
Started reading the Qu'ran lately and I'm starting to realize that this might be the perfect religion.
>women covered in veils
Women who are covered are less likely to distract men on a daily basis meaning more can be achieved, men are less likely to become sex addicted, no need to be envious of your neighbors wife if you don't know how she looks
>no alcohol
Alcohol is inhibiting for society and holds people back from using their sober self to achieve common goals, when one is intoxicated on alcohol about all you're good for is laughs
>obedient women
Come on now let's be serious, we gave women a say nearly 100 years ago and where did that get anyone? Women should be second to men, their opinions are annoying, incredibly naïve and are distracted by the emotions drawn on by their monthlies
>no pork
Pork is a fatty meat anyway, is the meat most well known for causing obesity, heart disease and high cholesterol
>multiple wives
Come on, women being obedient and more than one?
>suicide gets you into heaven
With all the shitty cucks willing to kill themselves that will do it because they believe they're going to heaven why wouldn't we have a suicide bombing program?
>beheadings allowed under edict of faith
Some people deserve to be beheaded, why not make capital gains off of it as well? This is a real economy booster plus it removed unwanted sinners from the world
>pedophilia is not a sin
You are able to not only have multiple obedient wives but you can have them in 12 years old as well, you could just get a new wife every time yours gets too old, then you could use her as a cook and housekeeper
So please tell me again what anyone has against Islam?
>inb4 goatfuckers and sand niggers
>>678096706
What's wrong with swords? Brits have no issue clubbing and stabbing each other and Americans have no problem shooting each other up in movie theaters so what's the difference?
>2016
>thinking these are good things
Continuation of loli thread.
you're all a bunch of homos
>daddy luc
>>678101082
I'd this furry or scalie?
>>678101082
You can't prove that!
Even royalty must poop
Poop roollll. Come on singles!
>>678098495
rollllll
I am shocked by the lack of a feet thread. Post your best cum worthy feet. Creepshots, gf, wife are accepted
>>678093751
Red nails are nice
>>678094099
>>678093545
those look so photoshopped or covered with make up or something
Bait meme thread? Bait meme thread
eternal /trap/ general
traps/sissy/shemale welcome
>"I see you have included the 7th picture from your /b/ folder in your resume."
how fucked are you?
I'm all good
inb4 sued for discrimination
pretty fucked.
I like Trump btw dunno why i've saved this
Waifu claiming thread - THE I'M STILL AWAKE EDITION
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
Shinoa claimed
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>insult other waifus
>most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
clmd
>>678102449
Lol i didnt read it first. Damn copy paste
>Sameji cleaning the house
Sh0ta tred
Post the more hardcore shota images
>>678099094
No. Stop being gay, you homo-faggot.
looking for anyone who wants to chat about big dicks
facebook bikini fap
>>678097800
one on the left pretty cute
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED
anyone??
>>678095286
damn id love to do this one but have now way to do it at this moment
>>678096326
would you mind emailing my throwaway account and ill do it when i have a printer around?
>>678096081
>>678096326
and by this one I mean the first one... or both
Anti-banana YLYL thread
Alright /b/ros, I'm pretty go drunk tonight and I'm in the mood to see some sent black girls.
>>678083315
There's a zoophilia thread right here
Come on man. Not racist shit. I just want sexy black goddesses to help me cum.
>>678088793
Fag
>>678088582
>>678089440
I'll help a bit.
Trips to see a big load shot on this cute teen's smile
It's you again. I'm guess thread died before trips came around?
fuck trips do dubs fag
niggers arent worthy of my time nor my trips
>>678101337
>1337
>>678101337
Yup. Also checked veddy nice
Prove you didnt fail elementary school /b/
81
>>678092491
9-9x9+9
9x9 = 18
9-18+9
-9+9 = 0
42
>>678092651
kek
