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Waifu claim thread
>Way too fucking early edition
>Claim a waifu
>Shit on other waifus
>Discuss
Red claimed
Maybe a little too early this time.
>>674387692
It's never too early for comfy. Good morning.
>>674387871
Now this is early, eaven more than past 2 days.
>Best German CV claimed
>>674387692
>>674387871
>>674388051
Guten Morgen !
>>674387871
>>674388211
It's not really morning here. More like mid-day. Just came off of work as well.
what are quads?
this
Things with 4 wheels
...baby don't hurt me...
what is love
>>674387831
Fucking britfags I swear. One of these,
Post the last image you've seen
This
>>674387244
>op trying to recreate legend tier thread
>failing
Vocaroo Voice Thread
I'm taking all requests
Other anons are encouraged to join in
me:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t4G3G7V0ZU
Say i'm faggot op.
>>674387652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pggfDtRnYr
>>674387474
and while you're at it, try to "tuvan throat sing".
>>674387723
wow. what a radio voice.
Feels like i'm listening to phaggot OPFM!
>>674387474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
Hey kid. Wanna see some real shit?
Should 'white people' KILL THEMSELVES due to privilege?
Harvard students actually debate this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC- Cqkq6zWc
White lives do not matter, according to a student debater/activist from the University of West Georgia.
>>674386724
Whites have historically been the cause of much of the worldwide problems.
Should they kill themselves? No
Should the be sorry? Absolutely
>>674386724
No, whites are fucking shitty skids
Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=JP&v=xN5FCtfRoJY&hl=ja
>>674387590
I'm white and I have not done any wrong against other races. I am sorry for nothing, work hard to earn a living, and pay my own way.
If people think I should feel guilty for this, they can stick it up their ass.
People who talk about privilege should kill themselves, though.
>>674387590
>Humans have historically been the cause of much of the worldwide problems.
oh wow jee who would've thought
People who you admire for both their bodies and personalities.
>>674386078
she best have the world's best fucking personality to compensate in that case
>>674386078
hey look. its this guy again
this is starting to become an unhealthy obsession
>>674386181
not enough?
Okay /b/ lets hear your instruments
>Some crappy blues, just woke up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qcay6m0hSX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UFHA2WsFnn
Everybody likes this song.. self bump
>Sorry for shitty mic friends
I got violin. No mic.
>>674385545
Shame haha, Violins sound great imo, always wanted to pick one up and try it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lUyLr825sJ
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lUyLr825sJ
daughter?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BuYyHyVwqO
>>674385186
holy shite is that house of the rising sun?
In all honesty, Sanders is out of this race. Clinton is going to be our next president. 66% of Bernie supporters are going to vote for her for one reason alone: Keep Trump away from the White House. And you know what, Clinton is probably gonna be nearly the same president as Obama has been, and I'm okay with that. The economy isn't doing terribly, gas is still cheap, yes the Middle East still sucks but we can continue to blame that on Bush. Point is, 66% of Sanders supporters are gonna vote for Hillary, and 37% of Republicans are gonna vote for her too (because even
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Don't blame your country going to shitters on someone else but yourselves ever again, murrica..
>>674382172
Yep!
>>674382172
I think you're going to be real surprised kid.
Typically party lines guarantee each side gets ~40% of the vote just because of the party, then it's up to the candidates to sway those moderate swing voters
If it comes down to Clinton vs Trump, it looks pretty good for Trump actually. Most republicans will still vote for Trump because they're idiot single-issue voters. Not to mention fox news has completely brainwashed them into thinking clinton and obama are the anticrists. The problem...
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She really, really needs to win. Obama will stop the DOJ from filing charges while he's still in (and she can stop them while she's prez), but he can't pardon her if she's not indicted. If Trump wins she's going to jail.
>>674384693
fuck shillary
Greetings /b/, Doctor Doom speaking.
You can ask anything you want to know.
>>674385285
do i have autsim
>>674385719
No. You just have no personal life.
>>674385912
do you have autsim
>>674386059
When I will conquer the world, you will be dealt with for asking Victor von Doom such ignorant questions.
>>674386059
What a stupid question, of course he does.
Rate me :)?
fapable
>>674386501
You know the rules
>>674386501
tits or gtfo
Time stamp and tits out you know the drill
Found this thing
69 decides what I do
>>674387049
Ask it out on a date
give her 50$
Kiss it gently
Tell it that you were going to do something terrible to it because it is fat. Apologize and say that you've had a change of heart and that everyone is beautiful no matter what they're size.
>>674387049
Push it back in the water.
do you guys look down on white guys who fuck/date asian girls? i do but i sometimes get the feeling that people think im taking the easy route/i cant get white chicks
Coming from a Chinese guy I do. Hence, why I'm dating a white girl. It's time to take back. Asian uprising
White girls are great anyway
>>674383210
They are fine to fuck, but don't race mix. Kids will look ugly as fuck. Little Elliot Rogers tbh.
>>674384806
Asian male, white women = God tier
>>674384880
Beta tier*
Rate
>>674385496
6
>>674386303
Eh... 6
I wanna see some more of the great dicks from yesterday
>>674385496
Show balls!
Cock/cum tribute thread cont.
>>674385615
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>>674387017
hi /b/
I'm attracted to amputee girls with only one leg or foot
does someone know such a girl?
pls post pics and tell stories
> inb4 KS cause there is no one legged girl
There's an Asian amputee chick with one leg by the name of Lim Ping
>>674386534
Yeah. heard of her. Here's another. I believe this is Irene.
>>674385546
for diabetes or accident?
Celeb thread?
>>674385866
that is probably the best TayTay pic I've seen. Have never wanted to bury my face in her ass before, but I do now
pic not Taylor, but related to thread
>>674386933
I will post a few to get this thread going
>>674387024
>>674385866
skinny dyke lol
>>674387115
Why do chads get SO FUCKING ANGRY When they see someone less attractive getting more attention from women?
I have 1 close friend and hes confident as fuck, always get pussy and when were out hes always talking to chicks, I just drink till then leave him with whover usually
Im the less attractive friend (not ugly but nothing special) and whenever I get some attention hen FREAKS OUT, wont even wingman
Example
One night a couple weeks ago were at the pub and these girls come over 1 ugly, 1 hot
They came over cause they like my jumper and watch
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justin bieber is growing up so fast
>>674386127
He's human trash, that's his problem.
Stop associating with this inbred cunt.
He is not - and probably has never been - your friend.
>>674386127
Ask him. We don't know what fucked up problems your "friend" has.
He's prolly just gay for you and secretly sucks you off while you're sleeping so he doesn't want you to waste your jizz on some bitches.
Because pussy Is all he has, aside from that he's worthless as a person and doesn't provide for anyone else. The thought of you taking the only thing he has destroys him on the inside. Kick his insecure ass to the curb
OC Creepshot. I´ll dump mine.
I took them all while out shopping
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Found this gem on my way to class this morning. What does /b/ think?
>>674384804
Fucking Commies.
>>674385129
Lol I know right?
>"non-hierarchical"
That's a lot of "buzz words". But I give them credit for somehow fitting them all in.
>>674385586
Fit in these subs mate
>>674385690
Never knew that anonymous were a bunch of Marxists. The irony.
