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second chance thread
I can haz 2nd chance?
What happened to my first chance? I want a refund on my first chance.
>>684414550
There's an old saying amongst us medics. Pain is the patient's problem. If they didn't want us to miss they clearly should've worked out more and drank more water
>>684414734
There are no refunds at the Chance Market
YLYL
Deutsch THread
#original
guten morgen anon
wie gehts?
was ging gestern?
heute was vor?
der thread heute nacht war super
>>684415669
Moin
>wie gehts?
Geht. Wetter ist mittelmäßig. Ich bin ja eigentlich ein Regenfreund, wollte heute aber eigentlich auf ein Freiluftevent (siehe unten)
>was ging gestern?
Mit einem Kumpel in der Stadt gewesen, anschließend Unikram gemacht und mit der Freundin geschrieben (die Gute ist ja noch immer krank).
>heute was vor?
Wollten eigentlich auf den mittelalterlichen Markt, der immer an Pfingsten...
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>>684416320
morgen pepe anon
alles fit mit deinem tinder mädel?
hast du eigentlich keine angst, sie könne sich n anderen dort suchen?
Merkel lässt die SPD fallen: Die neue Richtung heißt Schwarz-Grün
http://deutsche-wirtschafts-nachrichten.de/2016/05/14/merkel-laesst-die-spd-fallen-die-neue-richtung-heisst-schwarz-gruen/
Immer noch gibt es Menschen, die nicht nachvollziehen können, auf welcher ideologischen Basis Merkel entscheidet. Dabei genügt ein Blick auf deren Lebenswerk. Geschult wurde sie in der DDR auf Sozialismus, den sie aktiv bis zur Wende vertrat.
Danach trat sie bei den Grünen ein (B90 / Grüne) ! Das ist im öffentlichen Gedächtnis nicht vorhanden und wird in den Medien...
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bumpe
>>684415669
>Deutsch Thread
FTFY
>#original
#Iamaspecialsnowflake #safespae
>guten morgen anon
der ist nie gut
>wie gehts?
5/10
>was ging gestern?
4chan
>heute was vor?
4chan
My sister got this new bra and posted this picture, thoughts? ratings?
>>684414684
whore
>>684414684
That it's not your sister. Just some chick you like who you know has a brother.
>>684414684
dumb animal whore
>>684414684
your sis is cute, and that bra is ok I don't like the CK logo all around it, that's pretty tacky of CK to do that.
Sup, /b/, just chilling. Going through any issues? Ill give you advice. Have any good music? I'll hear it and tell you what I think of it. Random thread go go go.
What genre aee you into?
I've been listening to the best of Placebo on repeat.
I hate my life.
>>684414311
Honestly, I like anything that has a good rhythm to it. I like to discover new music. Listen to Goatchild-Goat, pretty good song. Why do you hate your life?
>>684412889
>tripping on weed
You child
>>684412889
I don't wanna be here
What do
I'm bored always
Not down to be a slave and work for shit pay
What do
>>684414823
Nah, mang. I am pretty buzzed. I'm just bored tonight.
Ask a cuckold any, pic related
>>684412651
404d
>>684412651
How small are you that your girlfriend has to fuck other guys?
>>684412651
Are you raising another man's child?
>>684413603
Like 5 inch
>>684413722
LoL, nah
do hot chicks love cock?
how can i get a hot chick to love my cock?
>>684412938
Kill them
>>684412938
Put her in the oven at 180°C
After cook, ask if love cock or dead
If dead, pretend she loves it
>>684412938
Lmao
it can't be impossible given the statistics..
>>684413060
>>684413098
These. You need to kill them. Preferably violently
ITT celebrities you find unattractive that most people find attractive.
>pic very related
>>684415071
100% agree
could not fuck her
>>684415071
So true. Overrated, bitchy and annoying. Also this
This
This
she's meh at best
I can't even get a job at Mcdonald's im that fucking worthless. I went there for an interview and it was going really well considering i have mild social anxiety, the interviewer asked questions too which I gave good answers too, I also asked questions which she happily answered, the way she was talking it sounded like I was going to get the job, but I didn't, I dont understand why, even my availability was perfect i was available from 4pm-10pm Monday to Friday and 7pm-10pm on weekends and it makes me so fucking depressed that if i cant even get a job at Mcdonalds
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>protip: interviewers are trained to fake their emotions
>>684414417
Do you have a degree?
Bro I just got a job at a fucking bank right after McDonalds rejected me.
They only hire fuck ups aka their friends.
You gotta know someone to get a job there.
>>684414417
>4pm-10pm Monday to Friday and 7pm-10pm
waaaaay too narrow
be prepared to work all the shitty shifts at the beginning then get better work hours later
>>684414575 thats complete bullshit, the way she talked got me so excited but when i got the email saying I didnt get the job I was depressed about it for a few days
Ill try this again. i need help. I have this really cute girl coming over next weekend and I really want to impress her. Im so bad with girls but I think i cam get with her because she has low self esteem. Last month I heard her talking to her friend about how much she likes strawberry soda so I rented 8 cases of it to impress her. Im pretty sure when she sees the cases of strawberry soda she will think i have a lot going for me. What are other ways i can get her to sleep with me because i can't actually let her drink any of the soda.
>>684411904
Lol
Halp
>>684411904
pic related? she is a cutie.
>>684411904
>she likes strawberry soda
>so I rented 8 cases of it to impress her
>autism
>What are other ways i can get her to sleep with me
>i can't actually let her drink any of the soda.
>wtf autism... why
This is bait. Nobody is going to believe you're this autistic. You can't fucking rent cases of soda anyways wtf is wrong with you?
Join join join!
Add taylor1996s pls
Add dorky85
Sea_gal12 inv please
Add joshja10
Add slayer87 lots of vids
Irish pic thread
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Dublin checking in.
Fapping to Evie atm
Anyone else armpit fetish? How about an early morning female armpit thread.
>walk into Gamestop
>see this
wat do?
>>684414683
...Wake up
>>684414683
Turn 360 and walk away
>>684414683
"Good morning, how can I help you?"
"Y-you too."
>>684414868
>>684414683
I'd ask her if she is OK and ask if she wanted to borrow my coat.
It is a really dashing New York style car coat so I think she'd be impressed.
Then I might ask her if she needs money for a cab fare home and I would escort her to my door.
If she really wanted to, I'd let her keep my coat but ask her if she wants to go on a date sometime.
ITT: We summon mods
oh boi here we go
>>684415716
I'm very fast, mods can't catch me.
>>684415716
Not so subtle CP thread request
Mind if i join?
fuck donald trump
In b4 personal army and all that shit but im hoping i can spark some interest in anonymous towards a disabled man that has had his life ruined by Murdoch media. A man asked a question in an open forum about new Australian tax cuts and has had his past pulled up and dragged into the public in the cruelest of ways. Have linked some info.
http://www.theguardian.com/australi a-news/video/2016/may/10/the-simple -question-that-polarised-the-qa-pan el-video
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment /tv-and-radio/media-failed-duncan-s torrar-and-the-issues-he-raised-201 60514-gov5ig.html
And
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fuck you op
this is now a dubs thread
>>684414999
I can't decide whether this is a fail use of EFG or if it's an epic win.... I just don't know anymore.
Also bumping for interest. I'd be much much more interested if the people involved are liberal cucks,
do you have an irc for this yet?
>>684414913
I second this
Fuck the Media
Fuck Murdoch
Old Fags and Anonymous would be good to hear from you
>>684414999
Checked
>>684414913
The infirm are of no use to us.
If he was born cripple he should not have live to see his first year.
Dzień dobry. Czy jest tu ktoś z Polski?
zdrada
walka
Nikogo same raki
Nie
how do you fully clear a hard drive past deleting the file and emptying the recycle bin to ensure no trace of data can be found?
>>684413269
strong magnets?
>>684413269
Why do you want to that? Was it cheeze pizza?
Darik's Boot And Nuke
I believe you can use a program called "killdisk" you have to put it on a CD and use it as a boot device I believe. Though do note that it takes incredibly long
Bioshock Thread
continue
Asian thread continued from >>>684395973
My 37yo boss.
I've been desperately dying for this girl, does anyone have more?
>>684412183
she looks shes black
>>684412183
More of your boss op
