Rule 34
YLYL
>>768875570
https://youtu.be/5vP0bsHuBHo
>>768876087
Kek
>>768876087
Topkek
>>768876087
My sides!
Celeb thread
God Bless the USA Edition
Nude game: IMPROVED Edition
READ THE FUCKING Rules are simple:
1.Post clothed Picture of your girl and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request.
3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as vaild.
5.Reply only to Pictures with numbers, don't reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
6.PLEASE LINK TO YOUR ORIGINAL PICTURE when you deliver wins.
Roll 0 for her
>>768876119
how is this "improved?" seems the same
>>768876119
ass
>>768876119
Gay
Daily reminder:
When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER
Jesus, is this InCel thing really a thing?
Is this how lonely you are? that you come to /b/ to post things like this because this is the height of entertainment to your mundane life?
Jeez.
found the 15 year old virgin who was watching porn and playing video games everyday
Here we go again
what's his name again?
donald duck
>>768874634
nigger
boyish bamboozle
Prince
Hey, I made us salami! I wanted to do something special today so please help yourself! Really I love sharing so feel free to take as much as you want.
Please guys there's no way I can eat all this myself.
There's cheese too..
Aw thanks! We really should cook together more often
>>768868489
Here is the faggot police - you are arrested, because there is no bread.
needs some crackers and pickle slices, then youve got a party!
ylyl
Dumping some cards I like.
>>768867190
>>768867278
Kek
YELLOWSTONE IS GOING TO EXPLODE THIS SUMMER.
HAWAII WAS ONLY THE START -- EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED.
GET YOUR SHIT PREPARED, THE EARTH IS GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME.
>>768868832
post link faggot
better get outta here with our pic a nic basket booboo
These thread were popping up way before the Hawaii even started in last 6 months.
I'm actually getting scared, anons.
How come humans work? Like obviously I know that we need money and shit but how come we aren't just living like every other animal.
Like I don't think a monkey or a dolphin has a regular 9-5 shift or anything equivalent to that. Monkeys just spend their day gathering food and chilling with their friends while raising the young.
What happened to make humans get jobs and for us to drift away from the hunter gather society we use to live in?
Population grew out of a range where hunter-gatherer type societies would no longer be sustainable. So we have currency, and services between each other. Farms, agriculture, etc to sustain the need.
>>768862393
Humans wouldn't really be happy with status quo. It's human nature to strive for bigger things all the time.
>>768862393
Inventing things.
Lesser animals have little to no want for material items or for ease of life. They act based primarily on instinct.
Humans are intelligent enough to not only invent things but to then barter other items or labor in exchange for things they want.
As technology progressed and there were more and more humans living in civilizations together a system of money developed out of the necessity and desire to simplify the transactions
Once you have money a capitalist system where people hire other people for an agreed upon sum to produce a product or service which is then sold for a profit is the natural progression.
Hence, jobs exist.
>>768862778
So it's because we don't act on Instinct and that we have invented items? I guess that make senses.
Do you ever think that animals will strive to adopt how we live and form societies similar to the ones we live in now?
roll if you dare, fagballs
im bored....fuck it
Don't you ever dare me, faggot
nigger faggot
Nigger
Post memes only oldfags will understand
>>768874452
the game
>>768874555
trips checked
>>768874555
Checked
>>768874452
Old Greg isn't a meme. It's a popular sketch that pretty much everyone on the planet knows, you fucking dunce.
>2018
>still tippig
Why is tipping not abolished yet?
>>768869086
Looks like 2108 to me
>>768869086
the tipping system is in place to prevent incompetence in the service industry. basically if you're a bad server you won't make enough money to survive and you will have to find a different job. If you are a good server you will make plenty of money.
>>768869580
Isn't that what your manager is for?
>>768869086
Why abolish it? You do not have to if you do not want to man.
THERE WILL NO TRIPS IN THIS THREAD
>>768872266
Guess there will be dubs at least
>>768872266
Or double dubs
>>768872552
stfu
>>768872618
>>768872266
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Feet thread
Bump
bump
What was your first car?
1986 Ford Escort GT here
>>768863111
Samefag bump because trips
>>768863111
neat
Polo 6N
‘92 Caprice. Miss that car every day
What was your best sexual experience?
>greentext that shit
>>768866291
on phone so not going to greentext
wife and i started talking about threesomes during sex
start working with this kinda freaky chick, amazing ass and nice tits
started dropping hints about threesomes
yadda yadda six months later im plowing her from behind while she eats my wifes pussy
came in both of them
she likes anal
wife masterbates while watching me fuck her in the ass
shes married
goes home to her husband with a load in each hole
>in college
>GF/Fuckbuddy is a bubbly curly haired brunette with cute little B tits and an ass to die for
>She's a recovering catholic girl so we fuck like rabbits
>loves to try new things, we've done basically everything we can without involving other people
>she starts getting into exhibitionist stuff
>wants to fuck on the porch of our apartment on a whim one night
>porch is smallish with high railings she struts out naked and rests her little tits and elbows on the railing and pushes her ass out towards me
>I walk up behind her and start fucking her slowly
>She's desperate for someone to see her/us or at least have the risk of being seen
>pretty late and on the 3rd story its easy for people to miss what we are doing
>one guy sees and honks and she gets more into it
>that's when I look down and notice that someone has been watching for a while
>the downstairs neighbor's son (maybe 16 or so) is sitting on a chair on his porch looking up at us fucking through the wide gaps in the floor
>his shorts are around his ankles and he is really getting into jerking off and watching us
>lean down and quietly tell my fuckbuddy whats happening
>have to keep her from being too obvious but she slowly repositions so she can look down at him
>I can tell when she sees him watching us because her legs start shaking and she starts to cum buckets
>she sets me off and I start pumping inside her
>her pussy is soaked and a sloppy mess
>as I start to pull out I hear him beginning to grunt as he cums
>as soon as the head of my cock pops out my cum starts gushing out of her pussy and drips onto the deck below
>some of it definitely drips through one of the wide gaps
>I freeze, worried that I just drenched some high school dude in my cum
>hear him finish cumming and run inside and quietly shut the door
Not sure if my cum dripped on to him or not but my fuckbuddy swore it looked like it dripped into his lap as he came.
>TL;DR some high school kid got my sloppy seconds from about 10' away
>>768866552
she became our little fucktoy until she left her husband and told me she loved me and started trying to get me to leave my wife
in the end she was fucking psycho, even dyed her hair red like my wifes, some single white female shit
In public places
my favourite thread
This turns me on
Asian Thread.
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