>always cum in under 3 mins with girlfriend
>she starts making me eat her out before each fuck
>always holds my head and forces me into her pussy
>one time i cum while eating her out
>she laughs like crazy
>makes me put a towel down for my dick before i eat her out
>sex life morphs to her orgasming then her holding my head while i hump the bed
>she says sex is better than ever...
wish I had a gf
>>704556699
how many inches?
also checkd
That sucks op. Have u been with others? I've always had above average cardio then recently I dated a girl for like 2 months and I found sex with her felt uncomfortable and I would finish in under 5 mins like 80% of the time. It was embarrassing and demoralizing for me. Broke up with her though and had sex a few times with a different ex to see if I was broken. Back to my usual studliness with her though lol. If ur girl likes and and so do u then w/e but if it's bumming u out and u haven't tried others then I would suggest shopping around
look m8 if you're working with like at least 5 inches you can pipe her shit in, fuck the absolute shit out of here, choke her pull her hair, fucking pussy, you expect not to become a cuck? because what you're doing leads down that path 100% of the time
Hello, /b/.
Time to go to war!
What colours are the greatest?
Take up the fight for your colour and crush all other colours.
Will update regularly.
GO!
>>704575449
Rolling for purple.
Let the greens conquer everything
>>704575449
Orange 4 lyf
>>704575449
Red.
10/10s
http://www.strawpoll.me/11248578
>>704572322
shes polish lmao no way 10/10
>>704572641
Sauce?
>son comes home
>looks like this
Wat do?
fug him
>>704564232
nothing
>>704564232
>Damnit Carl!
>>704564232
Shake my head, say "you're not my son", turn 360 degrees, then walk away.
worst terrorist ever
>>704570631
Confirmed?
Looks shoopy
>>704570631
he is a hero
>>704570631
More political agenda bullshit.
We have rapists and murders running rampant throughout the country and suddenly the FBI (With other Law Enforcement efforts) is able to sniff out other IED's and be led to the man behind it.
While your heads are turned to this diversion, congress has decided to carpet bomb more of the middle east killing hundreds and thousands in attempts to "Kill Isis" rather than create a need for oil to be sold to us for cheap domestic prices.
Daily reminder that she's going to win.
At this point, it's only a matter of who's already butthurt about it, and who's already welcoming our new Madam President.
>>704566579
If she were running against anyone other than Trump she would already be the winner. Because she would have already either threatened or paid off who she was running against.
Trump isn't a saint and isn't the best choice, but between him and her I will vote him each and every time.
I would rather have a racist bigot that isn't afraid of speaking his mind than a deceitful, manipulative cunt who will do anything she can to get what she wants.
She will win the next two elections people will be more mad the second time
>>704566579
u know she ded right?
>she's going to win
OP, that means you don't need to waste your time voting.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704557833
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
lucina
>Best fox claimu
Eru Claim ^^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5GxM2wn_y4
Cock Tribute Thread
Post sluts to get cocked by me
Other requests can be sent to me via
Kik - CrescentCock
can place it near her face?
Deutschfaden
Fragen
1. Glaubt ihr an Karma?
2. Ist euer Leben schön?
3. Wieviel Geld gebt ihr für Blödsinn aus?
4. Habt ihr Haustiere?
wer holt sich ne VR-Brile?
>>704568381
>1. Glaubt ihr an Karma?
Nein
>2. Ist euer Leben schön?
Sgeht
>3. Wieviel Geld gebt ihr für Blödsinn aus?
Zuviel
>4. Habt ihr Haustiere?
Nein
>>704568381
>1. Glaubt ihr an Karma?
ja, fisker karma
ba dumm tss
(ist n sportwagen)
>2. Ist euer Leben schön?
joar, ich hatte so viel sex dass ich jetzt wo ich alt genug für ne midlife crisis wäre keine bekomme
>3. Wieviel Geld gebt ihr für Blödsinn aus?
150 euro für n gebrauchtes iphone 4s...
hey es ist wie neu, also fickt euch
>4. Habt ihr Haustiere?
dieser eine weberknecht in meinem bad, hat noch keinen namen
>>704568381
YoyoYO loide hier ist der reper aus bautzen...
wer aufmuckt bekommt auf die schnauzen...
du sitzt vor pokemonGO..
du hund..
und ich fick das arschloch von deiner mutter wund... hund...
danach ist ihr arschloch wund.. du hund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMsJyMJ_rNg
Yo loide hier ist de reper aus bautzen...
wer aufmuckt bekommt auf die schnauzen...
du sitzt vor pokemonGO..
du hund..
und ich fick das arschloch von deiner mutter wund... hund...
danach ist ihr arschloch wund.. du hund
>einfacher befund: du hund
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMsJyMJ_rNg
Post girls you know and other anons will say what they would do to them.
>>704565955
Tear that skirt off of her and fuck her tight virgin pussy.
>>704565955
>>704566077
>>704566110
>oh good
>this cringe again
found this phone on the ground
what should I do with it /b/?
should I give it back?
>>704570903
if its not yours post the phone profile info......otherwise go fuck your mum in the arse with a kumquat, we know its your phone faggot
>>704570903
>should I give it back?
No
>what should I do with it /b/?
Search thoroughly to find anything useful. Access to bank accounts, pics, videos, some useful info from apps. Use everything you find to make any money if possible. Sell phone.
booting it up
shitty photo quality because of 4 mb upload limit
>>704571237
>kumquat
Sup niggers of /b/
Imma start a fucking historic pictures thread, so join me.
Just remember fuckwits:
If you have a picture and know the story, post the fucknig story.
Heyooo
I'll dump my shit
Story: sherman tank fucked up by 30mm mk103 cannon
>>704569971
that tank looks fucked up
>>704568218
op is fag
>>704568218
Suck thos titties
SPIDER MAN THREAD
>>704568269
/thread
>>704568218
What are those?!
Would you?
Yes, rolling.
I died last time but okay
Of course, Hope for red
Its a win-win.
/b/rothel time
Rawl
>>704571412
sure
R
Confession thread
Share your deepest secrets anons, let them be free
I can't keep a stable relationship because I've been in love with the same girl since I was 14, and I'm now 20
>>704563381
Kinda know how that feels, last year my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me cause he found out that I had a drug addiction. I also smoke cigarettes which he knew about but drugs crossed the line. I can't talk to any guys the same anymore and only do hookups. Without him I feel like nothing because he was the only person that cared about me. Habe no idea if anything im saying makes sense, havent slept for 2 days. Femanon btw.
>>704563950
What drugs my friend?
>>704564226
Cocaine, xanax, & morphine. Occasionally weed too if that counts.
I used to spy on my girlfriend's daughter while she showered.
If GOD created man in his own image, why did he give them navels?
In his own image means Adam and Eve have souls and are eternal. Not empty fleshbags like the rest of the animals.
God doesn't have any body at that point in the story.
>>704564787
to gaze at
>>704564787
Because that's a poloroid from Genesis..
>>704564787
Pretty sure it's apples though scholars say pomegranates.
Drawthread
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
Posting in yet another anon thread.
Simple requests for a simple dude?
/r/ Marco Neko crapping his pants
Hey, what's this guy called again?
>>704551010
I think its Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
>>704551044
Lmfao
>>704551010
Dan 'get in the fucking van' shneider
Dan Schneider, pre-teen legs get wider?
wife / gf / ex / fucktoy
share pics of them, I'll start with my wife
>>704563465
Can you lonely 14 year old sperglets fuck off with this spectacularly sad faggotry for five goddamned minutes?
>>704563465
moar tits
my ex
