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Cock Tribute Thread
Post sluts to get cocked by me
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Kik - CrescentCock
can place it near her face?
>>704574367
Deutschfaden
Fragen
1. Glaubt ihr an Karma?
2. Ist euer Leben schön?
3. Wieviel Geld gebt ihr für Blödsinn aus?
4. Habt ihr Haustiere?
wer holt sich ne VR-Brile?
>>704568381
>1. Glaubt ihr an Karma?
Nein
>2. Ist euer Leben schön?
Sgeht
>3. Wieviel Geld gebt ihr für Blödsinn aus?
Zuviel
>4. Habt ihr Haustiere?
Nein
>>704568381
>1. Glaubt ihr an Karma?
ja, fisker karma
ba dumm tss
(ist n sportwagen)
>2. Ist euer Leben schön?
joar, ich hatte so viel sex dass ich jetzt wo ich alt genug für ne midlife crisis wäre keine bekomme
>3. Wieviel Geld gebt ihr für Blödsinn aus?
150 euro für n gebrauchtes iphone 4s...
hey es ist wie neu, also fickt euch
>4. Habt ihr Haustiere?
dieser eine weberknecht...
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>>704568381
YoyoYO loide hier ist der reper aus bautzen...
wer aufmuckt bekommt auf die schnauzen...
du sitzt vor pokemonGO..
du hund..
und ich fick das arschloch von deiner mutter wund... hund...
danach ist ihr arschloch wund.. du hund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMsJyMJ_rNg
Yo loide hier ist de reper aus bautzen...
wer aufmuckt bekommt auf die schnauzen...
du sitzt vor pokemonGO..
du hund..
und ich fick das arschloch von deiner mutter wund... hund...
danach ist ihr arschloch...
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>>704568381
>1. Glaubt ihr an Karma?
nö
>2. Ist euer Leben schön?
nö
>3. Wieviel Geld gebt ihr für Blödsinn aus?
30/monat
>4. Habt ihr Haustiere?
nö
Post girls you know and other anons will say what they would do to them.
>>704565955
Tear that skirt off of her and fuck her tight virgin pussy.
>>704565955
>>704566077
>>704566110
>oh good
>this cringe again
>>704566169
found this phone on the ground
what should I do with it /b/?
should I give it back?
>>704570903
if its not yours post the phone profile info......otherwise go fuck your mum in the arse with a kumquat, we know its your phone faggot
>>704570903
>should I give it back?
No
>what should I do with it /b/?
Search thoroughly to find anything useful. Access to bank accounts, pics, videos, some useful info from apps. Use everything you find to make any money if possible. Sell phone.
booting it up
shitty photo quality because of 4 mb upload limit
>>704571237
>kumquat
phone is unlocked
contacts page
Sup niggers of /b/
Imma start a fucking historic pictures thread, so join me.
Just remember fuckwits:
If you have a picture and know the story, post the fucknig story.
Heyooo
I'll dump my shit
Story: sherman tank fucked up by 30mm mk103 cannon
>>704569971
that tank looks fucked up
WW1 trench w/ french army
>>704568218
op is fag
>>704568218
Suck thos titties
SPIDER MAN THREAD
>>704568269
/thread
>>704568218
What are those?!
Would you?
Yes, rolling.
I died last time but okay
Of course, Hope for red
Its a win-win.
Can't loose
/b/rothel time
Rawl
>>704571412
sure
R
rall
Confession thread
Share your deepest secrets anons, let them be free
I can't keep a stable relationship because I've been in love with the same girl since I was 14, and I'm now 20
>>704563381
Kinda know how that feels, last year my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me cause he found out that I had a drug addiction. I also smoke cigarettes which he knew about but drugs crossed the line. I can't talk to any guys the same anymore and only do hookups. Without him I feel like nothing because he was the only person that cared about me. Habe no idea if anything im saying makes sense, havent slept for 2 days. Femanon btw.
>>704563950
What drugs my friend?
>>704564226
Cocaine, xanax, & morphine. Occasionally weed too if that counts.
I used to spy on my girlfriend's daughter while she showered.
I wish i could fuck a person whom is at my school, they are blonde and extremely lively i just don't have the courage to move on her what do i do.
If GOD created man in his own image, why did he give them navels?
In his own image means Adam and Eve have souls and are eternal. Not empty fleshbags like the rest of the animals.
God doesn't have any body at that point in the story.
>>704564787
to gaze at
>>704564787
Because that's a poloroid from Genesis..
>>704564787
Pretty sure it's apples though scholars say pomegranates.
>>704565080
God doesn't have a body at any point in the bible. Before the bible was composed we see images of Yahweh in the form of a bearded man in Canaanite culture.
Drawthread
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
Posting in yet another anon thread.
Simple requests for a simple dude?
/r/ Marco Neko crapping his pants
>>704563443
Hey, what's this guy called again?
>>704551010
I think its Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
>>704551044
Lmfao
>>704551010
Dan 'get in the fucking van' shneider
Dan Schneider, pre-teen legs get wider?
>>704551092
No, i think that is some band
wife / gf / ex / fucktoy
share pics of them, I'll start with my wife
>>704563465
Can you lonely 14 year old sperglets fuck off with this spectacularly sad faggotry for five goddamned minutes?
>>704563465
moar tits
>>704563628
my ex
>>704563746
Nice! Let's see more of her body
Girls who smoke weed, what are they like?
annoying, just like all other girls.
>>704568430
this, but with the added annoyance of weed addiction
>>704568354
Same shit as girls who don't. What kind of fucking question is this?
>>704568489
This, and when they have to quit you are big trouble
im okay i guess just a bit depressed and smelly
ITT: Things you did last week that prove you're still a retard
Opened my door and greeted the mailman with "Hi, this is anon" like on phone, although I know him for years.
Guy on bike passes by, he said good morning, I said good evening, it was 10am
Mfw
>work in computer store
>customer walks in
>"whats you best deal on this laptop?"
>"whats yours?"
>>704547636
Supreme retard-o
>>704547636
fucken got him mayne
>be me
>walking home from gym
>about 11:20PM
>sees couple coming toward me
>they have a massive pitbull on a leash
>they get close
>thing lunges at me
>smile at guy barley holding onto dog
>chuckles
>"hi"
>they pass me
end
What is the worst thing you've ever fapped to?
An 8 year old girl
I never thought planes could be so sexy...
Syphilis
Dont know where to start
>>704561250
Would you mind sharing your "mei" folder to us?
FB fap 5
>>704568215
Trap?
Trips decides what I put into my arm. I will put any liquid substance you want. And ill post proof.
>>704568850
Mercury
>>704568850
inject gasoline into artery
piss
>>704568850
inject air
shit
Would you like to slap her ass?
>>704557627
>>704557627
She is ready for my cock
>>704557811
>>704557627
more
>>704557627
Slap? No. Sniff? Oh ya!
Girls you know personally who would die of embarrassment if they ever found out /b/ is saving their nudes
>>704564481
>>704564625
more?
>>704564744
You know her?
