Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 2407 page
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Not sure if this is even worth posting. My pills got flushed by my girlfriend on August 22 while we where fighting (she did it out of anger) I'm taking hydrocodone 5/325 or what it is. I have been out since then. I am dealing with a boxers fracture. The pain and cramping I am feeling is very real but my girlfriend thinks it's all in my head. I've taking about 3,000mg's of ibprofen today. With in about a 6 hour gap. I do not see my doctor till the 8th. So I guess my question is how fucked am I if I keep taking that amount till I see my doctor again. There's
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>702530190
I know it sounds like horse shit, but the omega 3's in fish oil can help with inflamation.
Otherwise, the real answer is to give yurself another "Boxer's Fracture" by beating the shit out of your "girlfriend". Then flush her pain pills down the toilet and see how she feels.
Dump the bitch you dumbshit
>>702530190
why the fuck does she think it's in your head?
>>702531314
Not OP.
Because she's a fucking woman. i.e. crazy projecting cunt
>>702530190
weed, also fuck your hoe ass girlfriend
>>702531440
Well, yeah, but it's not like it's morgellons or something, like you can show the bitch on an X-ray that you have a fracture. like has she never broken a bone before?
Dubs for more pictures
Trips for real name
Viel Spaß ;)
>>702529953
Gilt auch für diese Olle
>>702529953
actually a gay dude
>>702530155
Don't care
>>702530155
If you want or not:
>>702529953
Trap?
Where's is the best place to pirate less known clips4sale model's videos?
Please, help!
bump 4 interest
>>702529726
>>702530002
Samefag. Okay because you almost got quads, I'll give you three chances to roll dubs. If you do, I'll give you a site which uploads a lot of them, for free.
Empornium is usually the best, but a lot of popular girls have little content there.
>>702530253
So, let's play.
tell me your most disturbing fetish you sickening disgusting animals!!
>>702528784
Your mother
I jerk off to the rape scene in "irreversible" while thinking of my sister sometimes.
>>702528784
Licking a vagina. It's pretty depraved, I know....
>>702528784
I put my dick inside women....
>>702528784
Missonary position for the sole purpose of procreation
I have learned that people in general are not really on my intelligence level. They are like sheep walking through a haze. I resent them for their folly and feel no empathy towards my fellow man. My I.Q is over 150 how could they deal with my intellect? I don't talk to farm animals either.
You see, I am a psychopath. I don't care about the conformities of the modern world or the people in it. I am dull to the pain of others and feel nothing for humankind.
My mother is worried about me sometimes, my parents tried to get me tested for autism due to my
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>702532005
kek
i hope this is real.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again,...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>702532005
People with higher IQ than you are lurking this very thread. How do you deal with that peon?
Who is /b/ voting for?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11154261
It honestly disturbs me that these two are the main candidates.
I'll support both Jill Stein and Gary Johnson as much as possible.
>>702530577
Same here. I'm voting for Johnson, but I support voting for Stein or almost any other third party candidate.
>>702530159
Ever since they added recaptcha hillary bots can't strawpole.
>>702530577
>>702530944
nice dubs wasted on faggots and faggot candidates
I hate Saudi Arabia ,life here sucks , everyone is stupid and judgemental....I wanna go to Norway/denmark or somewhere with minimum to no Arabs and leave without a trace ,I hate everyone ,family and friends
Stay in your fucking sandland, we dont need another muslim in Europe.
>>702531002
/thread
>>702530708
>wants to go to a place with no Arabs
>chooses Norway or denmark, which have Arab immigrants
You should choose a place like Bhutan or Haiti or Tuvalu. There are no Arabs there
>>702531002
obvious response was obvious xD
>>702530708
Instead of running away, why don't you and your countrymen try to change it?
>kill the al saud family.
don't mind me, just leaving this here for safekeeping
>>702531401
>>702531447
>>702531493
>>702531524
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
>>702531316
This bait again
>>702531316
KYS FAGGOT! DO IT NOW!
>>702531316
Like I'm not a socially retarded fat neckbeard if I do the later.
>>702531540
what's the over/under on how many times the asshole posts it today?
I call this "le nuggets"
thats some watery beer right there
>>702529842
is that mayonaise on the place with the ketchup?
>>702530764
No m8 that's obviously cum
>>702530642
What corona? Im not OP but PBR and Budweiser and waaaaay more watery than a corona.
>>702531341
Bruh your cum must come out so slow
Quads decides what task i do every day for the next year
Everyday you must shove a grape in your ass.
Murder
nobody is going to get quads in this thread and even if they did you won't deliver
>>702531297
One punch man training, posting progress here.
>>702531638
Re rolling
Short haired girls
>>702531085
instant hard cock
>>702531085
Moar!
>>702531085
I want to smell that hair harshly.
>>702531085
Good to see you like my gf op
alright you 1337 Hackerz
how do i delete files on a ssd which are impossible to recover for forensics?
>>702532049
you cant
you have to destroy it
Multi-pass full reformat
just empty the recycle bin m8 you should be fine
Basically smash it
>>702532049
microwave that shit man
Fuck all weebs
>>702529037
This is why I am scared for the future.
i agree
gas all the fat,stank breath,autist weebs
> implying that weeabo faggots will ever reproduce
The only good weeb is a DEAD weeb.
I like to scream "NYAH" in real life when I am wearing girls clothes, makeup and being fucked by 3 different guys at the same time. Afterwards we all sit together watching anime.
Your age, & number of women you've been with --
I'm 42 and just had sex with my 30th woman yesterday /b/, pic related. I had only been with one woman till I was 37, so that number has been in the last 5 years.
She wasn't the hottest, or even the best, but a 21 y.o. q4.13 that made me cum buckets, so no complaint.
>>702530184
30
0
29
7
32
51
>>702530378
Why haven't you been laid? At 30 I would have gotten a hooker.
>>702530965
low self esteem
can't understand social cues
i've considered a hooker, but i don't think that would make me feel any better
i'm not excited by the idea of being with somebody who finds me disgusting and is only with me because i paid them
you fall in love you lose
Need a hand?
>>702531215
I do believe his hand is busy, as it usually is.
>>702531290
Shieeeet
>>702531383
Yesterday I took whole pill of blue ecstasy "transformer" (pic). While I was at the club I got this huge sore/allergic reaction/herpes all over my lips. Today it's still there. I do not know what it can be. I probably fucked up my immune system and shut it down. Fucking never will do E again (I am just lying to myself, not a whole pill anyway)
What could cause swollen lips? What do?
Allergic reaction. Either you're allergic to ecstasy(extremely not likely), or you're allergic to whatever it was cut with(not unlikely, one of the results of a drug not being regulated).
If it persists for a couple of days, you'll wanna go to the doctor, tell them you took some kind of ecstasy which you think caused this, and they'll probably give you a steroid.
ya sounds like biological bad luck and a pill with some weird research chemical that you happen to be allergic to. Get a test kit next time.
>>702531258
its fine man, you probably just chewed up your lips and didn't drink enough water so they are all dry and whatnot.
Maybe don't get stuff from the same guy, check if your friends have the same thing?
Also I always do half, then half like an hour or so later if I haven't done the specific pills before.
Also you can buy tester kits for basically nothing.
Personally i love telling my doctor what drugs i've been on. They are legally required to keep that shit confidential, and they consider it really refreshing when you don't keep any secrets like that.
YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhH JYlg
>>702527701
>alpha as fuck
>>702527701
I don't think you know what beta means?
>>702528825
holy fuck I feel bad for that anon
Starting a Loli thread! Post only the best Loli porn
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/51/
>>702529222
is there such things as loli movies or videos? only ever pictures -_-
>>702529919
try shoujo x shoujo x shoujo and little monika story or something
>>702529919
no such thing, and if you find some you are already on FBI watchlist
Dubs decides hunter name
>>702528182
call it "thisgameisdead" or if that doesnt fit "wowisdead"
>>702528182
daddyaf
Cunntsmasher
Moody Johnson the Dubs
Meganslaw
