nederdraad,
weekend alweer bijna over kankerzooi
dus?
>>679856926
kanker brak van gister
drop maar wat nederpron dan voor dat het weer gaat over het associatieverdrag
Well /b/?
I'll start.
>I know who my father is
i like electro house music
Prove you not a faggot.. Op lost...your dead to me son
I have an education
I impregnated my wife after we got married.
Cuck thread Pt. 2: anon posts pics of girls and autists tell you how they'd fuck them.
>>679845741
Force her to suck my cock. Hit her till unconcious. Slam back of her head to the wall as I fuck her mouth repeatedly. Pin her head to the wall squeeze till I hear a loud 'crack!', cum inside her throat. Pose her lifeless body in living room for her family to find her later.
>>679846508
Throw her down on the ground,put her head against the wall and mouth fuck her
/b/tards i'm fucking depressed my gf just dump me like a fucking useless piece of shit make me laugh before i kill myself
YLYL Thread
She isn't worth it, /b/ro.
>>679854359
Same thing happened to me OP, she just stopped talking to me after all the beautiful things we had gone through together.
Honestly the only way you can get over it is by yourself. If she's enough of a bitch to just leave you without proper justification, then she's really not worth it. But you just need to forget about her and move on, and find the mentality in which you can be on your own.
Box thread
zootopia thread cont.
>>679850765
>>679859577
DESTORY THEM MY RAPTOR BROTHERS
>>679859577
Needs more lewds
>>679859872
lewd += 1
s/fur
>>679865552
S/fur for ants!
OMEGLE THREAD CONT
I think it'd be funnier if we pretending to be bots
>>679844309
Dan?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: hi this is dan
You: Well hello Dan
You: And how are you today
Stranger: fantastic
Stranger: yourself?
You: Lovely weather where I am
Stranger: where is that
Stranger: i reside in danland
Stranger: if you were wondering
You: Keeping busy enjoying the weather. I'm in Cali
You: Tell me, where is Danland?
You: Haha unless it's a secret
You: Even a clue would be nice
You: Dan?
Stranger: danland is only a fabrication of the mind. it is simultaneously in existence and not in existence due to the mind's ever changing state. danland is like heaven, an unreachable palace of solitude
You: Interesting
You: Nirvana or something like that
Stranger: the weather is lovely
Stranger: tons of bitches here too
You: Oh that's good, even though it's imaginary I suppose
Stranger: except for the whole palace of solitude part
You: Solitude can be good sometimes
Stranger: we keep them in the kitchen
Stranger: for solitudinal purposes
You: Ah, well where else would you keep them?
You: Unless you don't like imaginary sandwiches
Stranger: bedroom?
You: Really can't argue with that choice either
Stranger: or where ever us dans like to fuck bitches at
You: Read the first letter of each message faggot
You: Then get up
You: Open the door
You: hit the floor
You: Everybody walk the dinosaur
Stranger: i love you
You: <3
Stranger has disconnected.
Mine was at the end of the last thread
Hello /b/.
>be me
>15
>on this minecraft server
>pretending to be 17 and female
>get free shit
>Guy starts talking to me
>asks for my skype
>I quickly make a fake one
>made a facebook too, why not
>he introduces me to his friend
>first guys name is Guile, other is Trevor
>both aussies
>they invite me to a group call
>tell them my mic is broken
>"no worries, I'll use the chat!"
>skype daily with them
>they introduce me to their friends
>find out he lives in germany
>am dutchfag
>schemes are being birthed
Cont?
Go on
>>679861330
only if it has a good ending, OP
>>679861330
please no
pls
New trap/CD/sissy/shemale thread.
>girl you love sends you this
what do
>>679846624
an hero
>>679846624
poor person has such a short memory that she couldn't even paint two of her nails the same.
double homicide
>>679846624
Nothing.
Whos the hottest Milf in Porn?
Post pic so we can judge!
Keri Lynn.
Hottest slut mommy.
>>679835236
Sauce ?
Ronja german milf
>>679835866
dont like nippelrings
Dont do it Baaaarbra!
fool where are you
thinkin bout
FOOL FOOL FOOL FOOL FOOL
Quack, quack, quack.
R34 thread
>>679853389
nice
>>679853389
bump
Deutschlandfaden zu später Stund!
Was geht morgen?
Lieblingsschnaps?
Wo wäre euer Traumurlaub?
Wie patriotisch seid ihr?
Asiatische oder muslimische Einwanderer?
Traumberuf?
>>679854183
>Was geht morgen?
arbeiten natürlich
>Lieblingsschnaps?
rum
>Wo wäre euer Traumurlaub?
usa
>Wie patriotisch seid ihr?
gar nicht
>Asiatische oder muslimische Einwanderer?
asiatisch
>Traumberuf?
mh einer der spaß macht, wenig menschen interakton voraussetzt und gut zahlt
>>679854183
>Was geht morgen?
I will work on a project of mine.
>Lieblingsschnaps?
I prefer Whisky. Glenfiddich.
>Wo wäre euer Traumurlaub?
Central Europe. Been many times.
>Wie patriotisch seid ihr?
Patriotic enough.
>Asiatische oder muslimische Einwanderer?
Asians please.
>Traumberuf?
The dream is having so much money you don't have to work.
bin am überlegen n weight gainer zu holen
weil wir daheim fast nie was zu essen haben, mitags hol ich mir immer was auf der arbeit
aber abends is nie was da
>>679854670
> Was ist ein Goldaccount
alter meine Magensäure kocht wegen dir
Fluffy Thread
Wallpaper thread
Bump for interest
Bullying can destroy lifes.
Bullying destroyed my life.
Ask me anything.
story?
Why are you still alive?
How old where you
>>679840935
Bleach is the way to go
I have 40+ steam games ready to gift. Rules:
Every gift will be sent by e-mail
You need to get TRIPLETS
You need to post your e-mail
You can quote yourself to reroll
You must post img with your gift
Only one gift per e-mail
If you get QUADS, I will also post random game in the thread.
Free games giveaway: https://fnpaste.com/NQ36
Deliver pls
[email protected]
No porn webm???
Porn Webm thread
come on guys I wanna jerk it
