Fuck...I have a feeling Bernie is gonna get trounced again tonight. I still #feelthebern but that fire is going out.
>>675384428
They already called Arizona.... :/ I guess we'll see how close it is.
Feeling the Bern no matter what and how much I think that slogan kind of sucks.
Sanders:
Free college for idiot kids that couldn't earn a scholarship
Too many blacks in prison, I'm gonna release them.
Cops are racist, I'm gonna investigate it.
White people can't be poor.
I'm gonna increase social security to old people too incompetent to get a job with retirement benefits.
Hillary:
I'll just say whatever as long as it gets me votes.
I don't get how anybody can be a democrat in 2016.
Do you just parrot what the kids at your high school are saying?
>>675385719
And how the fuck can someone be a republican in 2016?
>>675385719
If everyone got to go to college that would be the standard of education.
Canada Thread. Area codes, hookups, nudes whatever.
5th time in an hour is the charm?
Weed, dude
E
E
Dude
>>675384961
I dunno man, i just got here
Yo someone link some Thunder Bay Nudes!!!
Alright /b/ humor my tumor for a moment, I come with gifts of keks and trolling opportunities.
Listen up, I’m talking bout AIDS, RAIDS, and cancer.
Don’t you miss the raids /b/ros? The hoaxes? The pokeses? Don’t you want to make 4chan RAID again?!?!?!
Listen closely /b/--
I’ve made a nice piece of javascript code that will allow the user “encrypt” their posts with it, so that only people who have the code can “decrypt” the text.
With this technology, users can post sensitive plans and plots on the board, and normies/newfags/tumblrites/redditfags won’t be able to see what is going on.
Are you interested? I will post a FAQ, the code, and the details below…
>picture related: see thePostFugger in action
>pastebin of the code: pastebin / VVdnpkHX
TLDR FAQ for thePostFugger:
> What is this shit? How do I use it?
The Post Fugger is a tool that can be used to warp plain text into “encoded” text. It is not meant to be used for serious encryption, but it is security through obscurity.
The tool is used as a “bookmarklet”—you take the javascript code, and put it in a browser bookmark, so that when you click the bookmark, the code will activate like an “add-on”.
>Is it some virus keylogger fbi nsa spy shit ur a fuking hacker u fuck?
You do not download the PostFugger. I am giving you the code. You may look at the code and verify that it does *not* make any requests to any websites. There are no POST or GET or REDIRECT calls.
>I NEED A TLDR…. How do I use it?
--1) Go to the code pastebin, see top of the post
--2) Copy the code (RAW paste). Create a bookmark in your browser. Paste the code in the location/URL field.
--3) Click the finished bookmark to activate The Post Fugger. Click it again to make it go away.
Important buttons:
“fugg & add” = encrypt and add to post box
“sugg” = decrypt
“sugg page” = decrypt all messages on page
So if all goes well, you should be able to read this:
ЛȎƊПǔƈǓȅŮĿɇȢĮƳřőŴƔƼŶȡǦǭŞȿûƍúȮŶǗȼLJȋƪЛȖƊПЍ
There is a problem. Once you post your bs code that is 100% either a virus or malware everyone can see it. That includes everyone you listed. Any diehard btards left to other chans years ago. The rest of us lingering old fags come here out of habbit
>>675383626
there is no problem son.
since the code is veiwable, you may see there is no virus.
wallowing in the past is for shittards. either you're in or get lost
Last thread hit image limit, let's keep the shotas coming.
>>675386666
nice quads faggot makes me embarrassed to see quads wasted
>>675386666
C-c-checked
>>675386969
get that straight shota shit outta here
Trips decide my new phone background.
Black woman thread.
Tell me anon why haven't you submit to the superior sex black women offer?
bc i'm not a nigger lover?
>>675384447
Because they haven't offered it to me?
>>675384649
You have to offer it to them
>>675384447
already have
been with an african woman for a little over a year now
shits cash
Apollo OP is back.
First 24 /b/ros.
Dell Conagher
Gayboys
reggie
Hankey
Sup /b/
So my brother is having anxiety issues and will not go to school. He cries every single morning and has skipped school for about 4 weeks straight now. He's addicted to xbox and will not come out of his room (except to get food). What do I do to get him to go? I've thought about taking away every electronic thing he has and giving it back when he goes to school. Give me your ideas
You learn him how to fight
He obivously gets bullied
>>675378501
I go to a pretty small school and I know everybody in his grade. Nobody bullies him
>>675377979
just dump him in a mental hospital, you'll be happier, he'll be happier, and you wont have to deal or fix anything
Tell him to stop being a lazy fuck
So what do you guys think about rockets and the space industry? A waste of money, a necessity?
How about the manned space program and exploration of Mars and the Moon.
Also sexy rocket pictures thread.
>>675370273
i think rockit is pretty cool guy
eh explode at the bottom and doesnt afraid of anything
Space makes waste
Bumping with Falcon 9
To be completely honest many of the things we use today have come at the expense of the space programs, digital cameras being one of them. Sure eventually it would have happened, but think of how much we have gained from exploration.
Now I know that some fag is going to come in here and talk about how we could be using our money to help people in underdeveloped countries, but I still think rocketry and space exploration is awesome!
(I want to be an aerospace engineer )
Why dont airports just make thread mills for airplanes? Would take up less space and planes don't need fuel to take off
Fuck off Gavin
>>675382082
kek
nice b8
The treadmills would have to be huge, it's not economically viable.
You Boner You Lose thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/VIDEOSX_NSFW/comments/47wjug/big_ass_bouncing_on_the_cock_in_public_ava_dalush/
Women loving loli thread.
>tfw it's really hard to find women+loli yuri on sadpanda
>You have 10 seconds to prove that this is not the most attractive Disney character to date
fucking furfags
get the fuck off /b/, m8
It's a rabbit
/thread
>>675380628
... Its a fucking rabbit. Take this shit to 9gag faggot.
>>675380628
fucking furfags
yiff in hell OP
lemmy caution would whoop your ass
COME WATCH SOME SHIT WITH US AND SHIT AT ANKHSTREAM DOTT COMM /DOUCHE
I REPLACED THE "." WITH "DOTT" AND "COM" WITH "COMM" LOLOLOLOLOLOLASGL;KAD;GLHKAFH
>>675382872
http://www.ankhstream.info
bump
Hey guys, it's me, Camel, and I've got to tell you Ankh that this is actually an intervention. We love you and care for you, and here's Will. He wants to talk to you. Take it from here, Will.
Alright /b/tards, it's that time of day again.
What's your secret?
already talked about it but got kinda coerced by a guy to give him a blowjob at a movie theater and i actually really loved doing it but he moved away later that week and i never did anything again
>>675381304
I paid for winrar
I work in a hotel.
There was this gorgeous woman who showed up with her husband for her honeymoon. I made her reservation over the phone months prior and took special care to make sure her reservation was exactly how she planned it. Before my shift was over, I made a key for the room next to hers.
After she checked in and I got off my shift, I went up to the floor where her room was and could hear her loudly getting fucked outside of it. I snuck into the room next to hers and masturbated while I listened to her getting fucked like an animal. I later cleaned myself up and left.
I found out the next day she left a positive review to management with my name on it for being so helpful.
I have tons of weird secrets. I'm a loner and derive genuine enjoyment from strange, novel situations.
>>675381483
I remember that. Thanks for sharing ;)
Ballbusting Kik group and thread
>>675376247
4gamingninjas
>>675376247
you can always try
>>>/d/
>>675377100
Not enough, we can also add prison food
s/fur if fast enough
You were
sofast
>>675380569
Not much of Dixie.
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Perfection Incarnate claimed.
Another excerpt from my list http://fairlyoddparents.wikia.com/wiki/Tootie
http://dannyphantom.wikia.com/wiki/Desiree
http://totaldrama.wikia.com/wiki/Gwen
http://evangelion.wikia.com/wiki/Mari_Makinami_Illustrious
http://eurekaseven.wikia.com/wiki/Hilda
http://to-loveru.wikia.com/wiki/Oshizu_Murasame
http://fhif.wikia.com/wiki/Frankie_Foster
http://deathnote.wikia.com/wiki/Rem
http://theinfosphere.org/Dr._Amy_Wong
http://secretsaturdays.wikia.com/wiki/Drew_Saturday
http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Karen_Plankton
http://phineasandferb.wikia.com/wiki/Vanessa_Doofenshmirtz
http://regularshow.wikia.com/wiki/CJ
http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Marceline
http://jimmyneutron.wikia.com/wiki/Cindy_Vortex
http://monsterhigh.wikia.com/wiki/Ghoulia_Yelps
http://eltigre.wikia.com/wiki/Zoe_Aves
http://everafterhigh.wikia.com/wiki/Kitty_Cheshire
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sabrina
http://bobs-burgers.wikia.com/wiki/Louise_Belcher
http://theamazingworldofgumball.wikia.com/wiki/Carrie_Krueger
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Kumiko_Albertson
http://moralorel.wikia.com/wiki/Nurse_Bendy
http://inuyasha.wikia.com/wiki/Ayame
http://angelbeats.wikia.com/wiki/Kanade_Tachibana
http://chuunibyou-demo-koi-ga-shitai.wikia.com/wiki/Rikka_Takanashi
http://ben10.wikia.com/wiki/Nyancy_Chan
http://flcl.wikia.com/wiki/Haruko_Haruhara
http://fable.wikia.com/wiki/Elvira_Grey
im immortal
Juri claimed.
>No sad story with feels if you've never felt in the first place.
Final claim for tonight.
I'd fuck the hoe on the right
ayy lmao
I'll take left or right
https://www.reddit.com/r/VIDEOSX_NSFW/comments/474fq6/katia_de_lys_ebony_euro_babe_gets_dped_and/
What's your favorite Mario game?
Super Mario 64 has some pretty good music.
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>>675381011
how u do dis?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON