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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT: we write a letter to moot, one word at a time. I'll start.
Dear
moot
>>676508071
Cucks
touch
I
>>676508071
Ban me please
Drawthread
>>676508955
I'd rape it
>>676508955
>>676508955
That's a high quality ass.
I'm guessing Carne but wouldn't be surprised if it was Trinket.
>>676509025
Me too
>>676509215
Yea carne
/nzg/ - The New Zealand Thread: Round II!
anyone want to buy my audi a4
The clean your dirty assholes you faggots edition.
Why are IDs even gone?
>>676510405
Dunno it was ages ago.
How does this even happen?
YLYL
>>676504627
OP I am high as shit and this is fucking cringey as hell
>>676504919
Kek
>>676504627
im confused
sauce?
info...anything
wheres the audio
>>676505537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9YTaIcKuRU
fast forward to 6:40
NEW THREAD
rollerino
>>676510725
Dammit
Fuck it
rolly polly olly
rolli
pass
Go away b8
>>676511612
Do you wanna know how silly of a question that is?
Yes pls
Sure
Asking non b/tards who know what I mean and are having experience with this:
Wife is pregnant, no pussy for like next year and a half couse that's the rule (medical and other) she's not interested to comfort you in anyway emotionally because she has a child to take care of.
So you are left with no love no pussy for a good period of time. Infidelity is straight out of the question, porn too, and as a bonus she dodges every talk on the subject.
What do you do?
No porn even? Harsh.
Thank god me and my wife despise kids.
You're probably just going to have to put her on the spot and talk about it. Be completely upfront with all the shit. Don't let her dodge anything.
I don't see this getting better if you don't properly try.
have your bitch give you head stupid
>>676502500
>no sex during pregnancy
nigga what
>>676502500
Sounds like you've got a classic case of: Picked the wrong wife syndrome. I've seen it a hundred times. I'm sorry this happened OP.
>>676502500
So she refuses to help satisfy your needs but your not allowed to satisfy them yourself?
Sounds like you married a self centered crazy bitch
![06dd398c16960dd10ff1202861889ee6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YoDMQoI.jpg "06dd398c16960dd10ff1202861889ee6[1].jpg")
i need r34 right now
Cool, man
>Its 2005-2006 again
You heard about that new website for videos? Google just bought it for 2 billion dollars. Ridiculous. What a waste. Those guys are billionaires for nothing.
>>676491639
So I was playing King's Field the other day and was wondering if FromSoft would continue with a new series.
You guys gonna get that new 311 album?
There's so many easter eggs even after a year!!
This
Again
Who wants more of my slut
>>676505281
who wants to share pictures by email? Leave me your address and I will contact you.
>>676505548
watching shaye st john?
Lol at you poorfags. Look at my SLR. Also, first trips gets 500 in their PayPal.
You stole it
It's not even yours. The rims look shit. The stickers are wank. Kill yourself.
>>676508123
post proof then nigga
timestamp faggot
>>676508872
Here's the back. Jelly faggots?
I found these interesting
>>676484190
oh yeah loved these
actually was a thread a few years ago where a bunch of these horror riddles were posted, saved a bunch
>>676484190
11. not sure
12. kid was pointing at the reflection of the parent before the tv was on
13. in england the 2nd floor is the 3rd floor in the USA
14. not sure
15. wife was ready to kill the husband with a butcher knife ready to go the moment he got in
heres s'more
op sure is a fag, im carrying this thread hard
>friend with girl
>she posts a pic with friend
>i comment, "super pretty, both of you"
>her boyfriend says "they are pretty but both got boyfriends"
Whats a good thing to say to shut him down? He's being posessive jealous and feels threatened. I'm just giving a compliment. He doesn't own her. Looking for logic to show him he's being an ass.
>>676506429
boyfriends come and go. They'll always be pretty
>>676506429
And both got this dick, what about it?
>>676506510
ALPHA MODE ACTIVATED
>>676506429
You're a cuckold.
Accept your fate. You lose.
What a feeble attempt at trying something with either one of them.
I'm sure their boyfriends picked them up by much more mature means.
Can we get an awesome cleavage thread going?
Bumping
>>676506666
>>676506777
Quints and trips c,mon!
Another shameless self bump.
>>676506930
Don't forget her daughter
>>676507260
Oh, I didn't.
Waifu claiming thread.
Sleepless edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>Insult Canada
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Konata Claimed
>Can't sleep
>No game seems fun to play
>Had to block someone i've known for 8 years because he won't stop acting like a special snowflake
>All I can do is play League and post clock
A day no different than any other
>>676508166
2fast2quick
Syndra claimed
Miho claimed
hey /b/ why aren't you on hrt yet?
tbh I wish
>>676502778
Cause I wanna fuck a trap. Not be a trap.
>>676502778
cause 36 is too old
Waiting for a man to own me
>>676502778
why aren't you passable yet?
if you roll trips and say banana girl is queen of /b/ i'll post my tits with a timestamp
>>676505936
Fuck you
>>676505936
>When coking, remember to use a lot of sage
>>676506295
oh you'd love that wouldn't you. i bet you've been dreaming of fucking me since the very first banana girl thread i posted.
>>676506532
>>676506761
im on omegle with common interst /b/666
>>676493458
bumping for femanon
>>676493894
bump
bump for interest
>>676493458
bumping for femanon
> she has a daddy kink
FEMANON IS REAL
List 3 of your weaknesses /b/
>>676496741
bullets
fire
aids?
Big black cock
Cum
Two black guys
being deprived of food
being deprived of water
being deprived of oxygen
Geeky pandering in Marvel movies
Seafood
Cute girls who are cold
>>676496741
bbw
butterfaces
your sister
Any punks or metal heads on /b/?
Pic related: my vest before I lost it.
Oi oi oi to all the punkers
Haha fucking a man.
I always crack up when someone yells that as a greeting or to call someone over.
Pic is the train kid I assembled from Walmart clothes.
http://youtu.be/R4oCDAXQC34
