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Let's start Porn/Sexy Cosplayer thread!
Shota Bread anyone?
>>711670326
Anyone here from last night?
>>711670424
>>711670494
Cringey shit you used to do.
I'll start with two:
>played sonic adventure and watched sonic x when I was younger
>started running like sonic with my hands behind my back at PE
>did this for about 2 years
>everyone laughed at me for it
>gangnam style became popular during freshman year of high school
>friend would turn the song on
>we'd
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bumpo
>>711662948
>>started running like sonic with my hands behind my back at PE
I did this too, but only when playing outside in recess with my "imagination". I ran like normal in PE.
Emmerson?
>>711663740
I even used to imagine hearing the fucking speed shoes music when I ran. I'm such a faggot.
>>711662948
>>711663740
>>711664473
Nah, you were just kids who were excited by the idea of going fast through obstacles and stuff. It's like the flash, but geared to an even younger audience.
I remember I drew a picture once where sonic and his friends, who I mostly made up, got girlfriends who looked somewhat similar to them. I ended up giving it to a pastor who stopped by my house occasionally for some...
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>>711658524
fuck off
I love you ma
:(
Replied
Amal
fuck
Tinder is dead, /b/. Alternatives?
>>711666740
Things ugly ppl say
>>711666740
really? How so?
>>711666740
a bar
>>711666740
It's used as a number system by women now.
THey don't actually want to meet loser guys off there.
>>711667084
Me and my friend were both talking. We seem to get matches from hot chicks who want to fudge. It does work but if you look good. He had a date yesterday amd i have one tomorrow night and friday night
Kein Deutschfaden?
Deutschfaden!
Fragen:
>Wie alt?
>Lest ihr viel?
>Montag - wie (de)motiviert seid ihr?
>Wir war das Wochenende?
>Wann das letzte mal richtig dicht gewesen?
>Wann das letzte mal Sex gehabt?
Meddl
>>711670899
Fragen:
>Wie alt?
19
>Lest ihr viel?
An sich ja, aber keine Bücher
>Montag - wie (de)motiviert seid ihr?
Geht schon. Letzte Woche war frei und idesen MIttwoch ja schon wieder
>Wir war das Wochenende?
Samstag Wettkampf und Abends feiern. Sonntag gemütlich mit gf.
>Wann das letzte mal richtig dicht gewesen?
So vor nem Monat. War ein...
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>>711670899
>>Wie alt?
32
>>Lest ihr viel?
95% comics und mangas. das letzte unbebilderte buch ist schon ne weile her
>>Montag - wie (de)motiviert seid ihr?
10/10
>>Wir war das Wochenende?
rückenschmerzen > nackenschmerzen > burger essen > kopfschmerzen > sauerbraten essen > keine schmerzen mehr.
>rückenzerrung letzte woche
...
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>>711670899
>Wie alt?
25
>Lest ihr viel?
In letzter Zeit nicht mehr so viel, weil keine Zeit. Aber früher eigentlich ein Buch nach dem anderen.
Ansonsten halt Mangas, aber die online.
>Montag - wie (de)motiviert seid ihr?
Wie immer. Für mich macht der Wochentag da keinen Unterschied.
>Wir war das Wochenende?
Ganz entspannt. Hab meine beste Freundin besucht und mich...
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Do Germans like cats?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SayTCWttywU
Mine is waiting for you ;)
Also what does schönes Fell uezs mean?
ITT: We gather ideas on how to tell the world that there's a big difference between a pedo and a child-molester. It's time.
>How easy is it to get interviewed by a reputable magazine?
>Would they just twist shit around to make the pedo look bad?
>>711660291
>there's a big difference between a pedo and a child-molester.
>>711660972
Pedos love children
Molesters molest/rape children
Simple
Post ideas, faggots
>>711662128
Go ask around your local police department. I'm sure they have lots of ideas.
We need to create a new name for pedos that dont fuck kids, since there already is a new word for those who do (pederast), and post it on urban dictionary.
s/fur
s/fur
Boop doop
Welp
I'll leave it on auto while I fap and do other shit while high like a degenerate.
YLYL bread
kys
Get run over by your mom's boyfriend
Instagram is soo funny rofle
Bump
b8
Fluffy, because you're worth it
>>711667432
Draw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/
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>>711665675
Bones, Halo, EHG, Sidhe, Kahl, Click, Mr. Smiles, Delete, Carne, and Veng.
Don't have a bottom list.
>>711665722
Nah, it looks like trash...
its too late but i wanna draw anyway
My Pussy Waits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SayTCWttywU
>>711665860
hmm....it happens so rarely I often don't give it thought.
a major thing that keep me from doing it is after all the fun, they STILL keep talking big, like...endlessly, like 4 hours later you could be buying a taco, and they would come up to you in slap your face, eat your food and expect a blowjob...there is a difference between being a dom and being a shitbag with an ego.
TL:DR...trinket is a sporadic sub who hates people who are doms who are just looking to "own" someone...subbing for her is more...
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>>711666298
im good!
>>711666596
i am no cut adove anyone :I
new new celeb bread
>>711667690
my cock is thanking you anon ...
>>711667778
m'lady
>>711667865
it is my pleasure!
/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Safety First Edition
allow me to do the honors of starting off this glorious thread
The isis are a lie
How we all going after the shakeup last night and the aftershock tonight?
Dunedin here, we all good down here fam.
>>711663136
Nervous wreck fam. Can't even handle being in my apartment looking for a place on the ground to stay.
>>711663136
felt it in hamilton, cock blocked by a fucking earthquake, probably saved me from an std tho, so thanks earthquake bro
What's one thing you want to do sexually before you die?
>>711655983
Have sex.
>>711655983
Already did em all. Can die.
>>711655983
Taylor Swift
>>711655983
Two girls at the same time
hot early teen
Holy shit guys....Just leaked my ex gf so you can too www.snapchatly.com this shit works lolololol
its not a bot guys it works
thanks for making my sunday lol
Fail you tried last night
does it work though lads?
It's a bot guys
Electoral College: Make Hillary Clinton President on December 19
https://www.change.org/p/electoral- college-electors-electoral-college- make-hillary-clinton-president-on-d ecember-19?recruiter=76399831&utm_s ource=share_petition&utm_medium=fac ebook&utm_campaign=share_facebook_r esponsive&utm_term=des-lg-no_src-no _msg
>>711664517
I lost boo hoo. You better change the vote to what I want boo hoo.
Go to your safe spot you liberal piece of shit. The people have spoken and have said we are tired of you liberal bullshit and thinking you better than everyone else.. I actually hope you all kill yourselves. You would be doing the world a favor. If you don't like the way democracy works then move to another country. I'm sure the EU will take your sorry asses. They like pieces of shit like you.
>>711664872
>the people have spoken
>what is popular vote
>>711664872
i bet you're racist too
>>711664959
>what is the popular vote
Something that doesn't matter in the presidential election.
>>711664517
wow
such awareness
activisming to the max
s/fur
>>711666868
Nice try, Hermfag. Can't fool me.
>>711666868
Woah hot P U S S Y inbound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SayTCWttywU
porn webm thread
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 11 year old babe that I'd make love to and marry. My friends would be so jealous because she's perfect beautiful and gorgeous
rolling
Come on....
rawl
This isn't going to end well...
Uh
I'm dumping
>>711663743
Saved
