Trips decides my daughters first name
>>711676655
hillary.
Kevin
warf
>>711676655
Bojangles
Let's start Porn/Sexy Cosplayer thread!
Shota Bread anyone?
>>711670326
Anyone here from last night?
Cringey shit you used to do.
I'll start with two:
>played sonic adventure and watched sonic x when I was younger
>started running like sonic with my hands behind my back at PE
>did this for about 2 years
>everyone laughed at me for it
>gangnam style became popular during freshman year of high school
>friend would turn the song on
>we'd all dance like faggots in the middle of the commons hall at school
>same shit would happen with harlem shake
bumpo
>>711662948
>>started running like sonic with my hands behind my back at PE
I did this too, but only when playing outside in recess with my "imagination". I ran like normal in PE.
Emmerson?
>>711663740
I even used to imagine hearing the fucking speed shoes music when I ran. I'm such a faggot.
>>711658524
fuck off
I love you ma
:(
Replied
Amal
Tinder is dead, /b/. Alternatives?
>>711666740
Things ugly ppl say
>>711666740
really? How so?
>>711666740
a bar
>>711666740
It's used as a number system by women now.
THey don't actually want to meet loser guys off there.
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Deutschfaden!
Fragen:
>Wie alt?
>Lest ihr viel?
>Montag - wie (de)motiviert seid ihr?
>Wir war das Wochenende?
>Wann das letzte mal richtig dicht gewesen?
>Wann das letzte mal Sex gehabt?
Meddl
>>711670899
Fragen:
>Wie alt?
19
>Lest ihr viel?
An sich ja, aber keine Bücher
>Montag - wie (de)motiviert seid ihr?
Geht schon. Letzte Woche war frei und idesen MIttwoch ja schon wieder
>Wir war das Wochenende?
Samstag Wettkampf und Abends feiern. Sonntag gemütlich mit gf.
>Wann das letzte mal richtig dicht gewesen?
So vor nem Monat. War ein Abend mit Freunden an dem wir uns nur zugezogen haben
>Wann das letzte mal Sex gehabt?
Gestern abend
>>711670899
>>Wie alt?
32
>>Lest ihr viel?
95% comics und mangas. das letzte unbebilderte buch ist schon ne weile her
>>Montag - wie (de)motiviert seid ihr?
10/10
>>Wir war das Wochenende?
rückenschmerzen > nackenschmerzen > burger essen > kopfschmerzen > sauerbraten essen > keine schmerzen mehr.
>rückenzerrung letzte woche
>>Wann das letzte mal richtig dicht gewesen?
ist schon so 2 jahre her
>>Wann das letzte mal Sex gehabt?
sa auf so
>>711670899
>Wie alt?
25
>Lest ihr viel?
In letzter Zeit nicht mehr so viel, weil keine Zeit. Aber früher eigentlich ein Buch nach dem anderen.
Ansonsten halt Mangas, aber die online.
>Montag - wie (de)motiviert seid ihr?
Wie immer. Für mich macht der Wochentag da keinen Unterschied.
>Wir war das Wochenende?
Ganz entspannt. Hab meine beste Freundin besucht und mich mit ihr und ihrem Freund betrunken.
>Wann das letzte mal richtig dicht gewesen?
Irgendwann letztes Jahr.
>Wann das letzte mal Sex gehabt?
Samstag früh, musste allerdings abbrechen, da ich am Muttermund meiner Freundin angeklopft habe.
ITT: We gather ideas on how to tell the world that there's a big difference between a pedo and a child-molester. It's time.
>How easy is it to get interviewed by a reputable magazine?
>Would they just twist shit around to make the pedo look bad?
>>711660291
>there's a big difference between a pedo and a child-molester.
>>711660972
Pedos love children
Molesters molest/rape children
Simple
Post ideas, faggots
>>711662128
Go ask around your local police department. I'm sure they have lots of ideas.
s/fur
s/fur
Boop doop
Welp
YLYL bread
kys
Get run over by your mom's boyfriend
Instagram is soo funny rofle
Bump
Fluffy, because you're worth it
Draw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)
RESOURCES:
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.
FIGURES and REFERENCES:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)
TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend
Previous Thread:
>>711659568
>>711665675
Bones, Halo, EHG, Sidhe, Kahl, Click, Mr. Smiles, Delete, Carne, and Veng.
Don't have a bottom list.
>>711665722
Nah, it looks like trash...
its too late but i wanna draw anyway
My Pussy Waits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SayTCWttywU
>>711665860
hmm....it happens so rarely I often don't give it thought.
a major thing that keep me from doing it is after all the fun, they STILL keep talking big, like...endlessly, like 4 hours later you could be buying a taco, and they would come up to you in slap your face, eat your food and expect a blowjob...there is a difference between being a dom and being a shitbag with an ego.
TL:DR...trinket is a sporadic sub who hates people who are doms who are just looking to "own" someone...subbing for her is more fun in short spurts.NSA.
new new celeb bread
>>711667690
my cock is thanking you anon ...
>>711667778
m'lady
/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Safety First Edition
allow me to do the honors of starting off this glorious thread
The isis are a lie
How we all going after the shakeup last night and the aftershock tonight?
Dunedin here, we all good down here fam.
>>711663136
Nervous wreck fam. Can't even handle being in my apartment looking for a place on the ground to stay.
What's one thing you want to do sexually before you die?
>>711655983
Have sex.
>>711655983
Already did em all. Can die.
>>711655983
Taylor Swift
>>711655983
Two girls at the same time
Holy shit guys....Just leaked my ex gf so you can too www.snapchatly.com this shit works lolololol
its not a bot guys it works
thanks for making my sunday lol
Fail you tried last night
does it work though lads?
Electoral College: Make Hillary Clinton President on December 19
https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19?recruiter=76399831&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=share_facebook_responsive&utm_term=des-lg-no_src-no_msg
>>711664517
I lost boo hoo. You better change the vote to what I want boo hoo.
Go to your safe spot you liberal piece of shit. The people have spoken and have said we are tired of you liberal bullshit and thinking you better than everyone else.. I actually hope you all kill yourselves. You would be doing the world a favor. If you don't like the way democracy works then move to another country. I'm sure the EU will take your sorry asses. They like pieces of shit like you.
>>711664872
>the people have spoken
>what is popular vote
>>711664872
i bet you're racist too
>>711664959
>what is the popular vote
Something that doesn't matter in the presidential election.
s/fur
>>711666868
Nice try, Hermfag. Can't fool me.
>>711666868
Woah hot P U S S Y inbound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SayTCWttywU
porn webm thread
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 11 year old babe that I'd make love to and marry. My friends would be so jealous because she's perfect beautiful and gorgeous
rolling
Come on....
rawl
This isn't going to end well...
