porn webm thread
>>675761935
sauce?
So I watched a video of a kid getting rekt by a huge dude and it reminded me of my psycho ass brother. My brother B is a god damn madman.
>Grow up in crappy gang neighborhood.
>Dad sends B and I to go get groceries.
>No car because dad is a slight faggot and B is too poor to afford his own
>B's cool with the local hoodrats but we've got to leave their area to get to the store.
>On our way there we cut through a side alley.
>Three dudes start heckling us. I'm getting nervous, since I'm only 12 at the time, but B don't give a fuck.
>Dude walks in front of us, blocking our way.
>"Hey bro, I like that chain, let me get a look at it."
>B wore my mother's cross/gold chain everywhere.
>He shook his head and said to fuck off.
>the guys laughed and said don't be like that.
>Started posturing. Said "give it to me."
>Reached for it.
>B slaps his hand away.
>dude clocks B right in the jaw, and the other two guys grab him and start punching him.
>I know better than to interrupt, I'd only get in the way.
>B grabs one dude's leg and yanks him down, uppercuts the second dude, and checks the first guy to the ground. He goes back to the second dude, grabs his shirt and unloads right in his face until the other two get back on their feet.
>Throws dude 2 at dude 3, takes a few punches from dude 1 and punches him right in the god damn throat, kicks him in the balls then does this fucking MMA shit basically tossing this motherfucker like a frisby.
>Goes back to dude 3, throws all his weight into the guy.
>Knocks him flat
>Just starts feeding him fists left and right to the head.
>Dude one comes up, puts my brother in a choke hold.
>B reaches up for his face, and jams a thumb in the dudes eye.
>gets up and grabs his hair and his throat and throws him to the ground.
>Kicks the shit out the two guys on the ground.
>Dude 2 helps the other guys up and they start taking off.
>B chases them for 3 blocks until he lost sight of them.
>He turns to me (I followed him) and goes "What a bunch of faggots."
>Cashier's fw we go to the grocery store with my brother's eye swelled, nose crooked and face covered in blood.
>Go home after.
>Dad asks us what happened.
>B shrugs.
>his girlfriend stops by later
>nigga didn't even bother cleaning himself up.
>"Oh my god babe what happened?"
>His response?
>"Huh?"
>Not a care in the world.
Who wants to hear more?
I'm pretty sure B's life inspired a GTA game or a GTA knock off, because he's live one hell of a life.
You expect me to read all that or what the fuck?
>>675755912
Moar?
din
nuffin
>>675761133
>>675761176
>>675761220
HOLY SHIT YOU WIN
Ylyl bread
you too
>>675759540
No one wanted this thread
>>675759911
no one wanted you, too~
>>675759911 (investigate it)
Maru, my little man finished his molt!
>>675759965
Oh, that much I knew already.
>>675760042
Man, I miss my tarantula. :c
FUUUUCKK
>>675760137
mmm hot
>>675760137
Dayum more?
Where can i buy this candydoll sexdolls?
MODS
>>675753444
Checked
Gross. Those look nothing like my pure anime lolis.
>>675753444
Trips won't stay for long. Inb404
New Faces of /b/ Thread, Lord and Savior Jesus Baltar reporting in.
>>675760421
m'lord
i hate myself
>>675760499
*tips cringecap* m'son of god
>>675760421
Damn Sawn of Gawd
>protip: you can't
Poop
http://vidoejq.tumblr.com/
nicee!
I'd love to bloww a load in heer ass.
this is the art of suckingg:D.
gooooood
Who is from Vancouver BC? 604
Surrey reporting in
Pic related
>>675759393
LOL
abbotsford
any vanfags want icloud ripped?
[email protected]
Music thread
What're y'all listening to tonight
>pic related
>>675756457
I'll be seeing these motherfuckers this summer at firefly
>>675758697
without tom though
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://turotarjoo.com/wincest
pic related
>>675761392
I truly witnessed the strength of street knowledge.
>>675761392
DUDE DONT FUCKING POST THIS YOU CAN GET BANNED
>>675761392
+1 thx
>>675761392
cant believe someone would post...this...
Help /b/, how do I know if my cousin is dtf??
pic somewhat related, she looks like my cousin
OP here, she messaged me on fb saying that she had a dream that we were making out. Wondering if she's hinting at something or?
>>675750177
Has she given you any other hints?
>>675750749
She tells me that I'm good looking from time to time, and once she told me that we're not technically related because anything beyond 1st cousins doesn't really count
>>675751164
>>675750749
she told me the 'not really related' thing, with context when we were talking about how we knew someone who was dating their 2nd cousin
smh rip u know wut im sayin
her in my shitpost
rip sweet princess
the day an artificial intelligent troll was spawned
why they gotta hate on tay
#justice4taytay
Anyone have screenshots? I just saw the one about gassing kikes
pics you shouldn't share part 2: the winning
>>675760461
looks like a fucking man delete this
>>675760608
more of her please
More of her coming
If you were challenged to death match and you were only allowed a pre-modern melee weapon, what weapon would you choose?
>>675750550
Probably a mace. I was thinking sword, but I think I could fuck something up worse with a mace.
>>675750550
a Bastard sword
A stick
>>675750550
hmm, depends what you mean by pre-modern, like steel age or even before that, I guess i would use butterfly swords, I've done martial arts all my life, the shorter the weapon the better honestly.
It's that time again
elph222
Craigslistkiller
add dsntmttr4
>>675751322
Nukbers
zootopia?
>>675753734
Yeah, why not?
more of the bondage bunny please
>>675753734
fucking christ, i got some serious problems if im getting aroused from this shit
Cuck modefags, prematurely terminating popular trump threads
Discus whythe crazy feminist cunt hillary must not win the elections, trump or bust
>>675749893
say no to liberal cucks
>>675749893
Hitlary will take our guns.
>>675749893
They dropped it because I reminded people about WHITE WATER!
hi
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