bikini fap come fap with me
I will do some cocktributes, tell me in which position I would fuck your girl
Bump
Plz :)
on her knees bobbing like a pigeon
post something in your native language /b/ros
vucicu pederu
Hello
Porco Dio.
G'day cunt you seen me budgie smugglers I reckon I left 'em at ya missuses joint the other arvo after she gave me a gobby aye
teens
Fuck those teacups aren't bad
I like the brown teacup
>>702901405
Stoneware in general is just fantastic.
The cabinets are tastelessly old fashioned though, along with the counter top. This better be at her grandmother's home.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>702905105
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>702914564
>not saying hi to your ship
What a shame.
>>702914161
>Yuno
I'm doing alright for the first week of classes. Are you in college too?
>>702914569
Hi, what's your name?
Tristana claimed
>>702914501
>tfw going to the beach makes you lewd
>>702914673
Shiro is my waifu, we've spoken before.
MILF thread anyone?
>>702907137
Self bumping.
>>702907137
>>702907137
FUCK
Gf is seriously pissing me off.
>cooking some delicious pasta last night
>walk into the living room, gf is on her phone
>go to give her a kiss
>she tilts the phone down and hides the screen
>ask her what she's doing
>"just messaging a friend"
>"oh, can I see"
>"he just said lol"
>"can I see?"
>"just go make dinner honey"
>"just show me the screen"
>she won't show me
>get up, walk into kitchen, walk back out
>"there see"
>she shows me
>entire conversation was deleted
>she said that kik randomly deletes messages
>fuckingbullshit.jpg
>tell her that's bullshit
>said it was a glitch with her phone
>more bullshit
>take her home, don't even give that bitch dinner
Tired of getting these lying whores in my life. She gets on facebook and starts ranting about how she's tired of people accusing her of lying.
Just don't fucking lie then, damn.
What do /b/? I really like this one and was hoping that I could finally settle down, maybe start a family in a few years, and then this shit happens.
Honestly I'm not even angry anymore, just disappointed. I invested like 7 years of my life into this girl. We were friends, we started dating, approaching 4 years together. Already had plans for our anniversary and everything.
Then this shit happens.
What am i doing wrong /b/?
you need to give less fucks.
>>702912857
You tell her to fuck off, anon.
And to never talk to you again.
Just keep your bullshit detector strong, anon.
Not all bitches are lying whores. I would suggest addressing the things about girls that are important to you. If it's a repeat behavior, it sounds like one of the ingredients you like in women might be fucking shit up.
>>702913032
/thread
No Dick rate thread ?
Dick rate thread then
Starting with mine
>>702901344
Fuck off fag
These threads are fucking eyesores in the catalog
>>702901344
8/10
Me?
>>702901344
What happen to your balls op?
>>702901472
7/10
You should shave
Faces worth being completely blasted with cum? Post the most jizzable girl you have
>>702905169
hell no
Drawthread: GOTY edition
Requesting Futa Blossom recieving both a boobjob from both a oppai-loli Bubbles, and a buttjob from a wide hipped, thick thighed bubble-butt Buttercup.
>>702903341
Ayy, Dragon. How are you?
>>702901090
>>702903913
Requesting a post-apocalyptic warrior of your choice. Any apocalypse will do !
I need sleep. Hopefully GR likes my sad pathetic drawing. However I need some sleep so this is where it stops. So I'm off. Love you guys. No suicides alright?
>>702903222
Awww yeah got some trips.
>>702904033
>You taking about the sex tape?
Nightmare fuel.
>>702901761
>...For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
what an adorable nun covered in sin.
Requesting Rukia bouncing on an exercise ball while an Azurill bounces on its tail beside her
nonlewd
Trips names my new cat
kitteh
Pussy
Mr. Fisty
http://static-images18.com.br/jvbvvvvieu9f.jpg
3
If u wanna see more of my gf, drop me an email [email protected] I want to share her today.
Natasha south fl, got more if interested
>>702913124
>>702913477
Were south Fl?
>>702909623
:'(
>>702909623
bitch is retarded
>>702909623
I can enjoy 3 guys 1 hammer, but this shit is just wrong. Fuck you OP
>>702910113
"I can literally watch a defenseless person get their fucking face smashed in with a hammer but GOD FORBID PUPPIES GET TOSSED IN A RIVER #animallivesmatter #fuck humanity"
fuck off to reddit mate
>>702910113
wow, you're like so edgy and still so deep at the same time. Bet you get all the pussy.
My reaction folder got deleted. Help me out /b
>>702912179
You know, you don't have to lie to us and say it "got deleted." You can just cut out the middleman and just say "Reaction thread"
Weirdo.
How do I post
>>702912179
Tell me what exactly do you need, do u want pepes 4 example?
>>702912179
Buy a NAS u fagget
Facebook fap thread
>>702909299
you moron. The internet has free porn. You're either a teenager or some form of old stalker freak
The "deep web" (TOR specifically) is a load of fucking shit.
Finally took the plunge recently to see what the hype was about.
Firstly, it's tiny. There's literally fuck all on there. Kept going back to the same links and pages, even just randomly clicking away.
Secondly, nothing works. 95% of links are dead.
I was worried about clicking on something I didn't want to see, and getting arrested or something, but I needn't have bothered. I ended up getting annoyed and just clicking any shit, even if I wasn't sure, and nothing of any note or worth came up.
Found a few drugs sites - dodgy looking as fuck, little/no choice, and even then (surprise surprise) the sites were broken so I couldn't have ordered anything if I wanted to.
TL;DR - The "deep web" is just a stupid fucking troll//myth made up to intrigue people who've never bothered. It's the internet equivalent of some high school guys telling some kids there's porn magazines hidden in the woods.
>>702902288
People who want to find drugs and cheese pizza know exactly where to get it.
Everyone else fucks right off, cause most people don't care/don't want to go there.
Tor ain't shit anymore, because everyone knows the feds are watching it now.
Fuck off, newfag.
>>702902288
Nope, you just are retarded
Long bait doesn't equal high quality bait m8
>>702902663
Like me, most people go there out of curiosity. Also like me, people are looking to see if the drugs thing is really worth it. It isn't.
Partly in response to you, and partly in response to this idiot (>>702902674) how are people meant to find these drugs sites? Just magically know the .onion address? Have it telepathically transmitted to them?
There's not even a working TOR search engine.
Freeze! There have been reports of illegal dubs activity in the area. Show me your singles, and you'll be free to go.
Fuck you pig
WHY ME? IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK? I'M INNOCENT DUDE, NO DUBS HERE.
Allahu akbar
>>702900915
Officer that nigger has dubs in his "friend's" car.
Thoughts on this? I want actual intelligent replies as it is quite thought provoking.
Fuck off to pol new fag
>>702908730
/thread
>>702908541
You can cure cancer by injecting the tumour with ethanol , drying it out and killing it. doesn't mean that's a good idea, or will actually put it into remission.
Well duh... Cancer can be cured using an extract from extra virgin olive oil, called oleocanthal. That's the only cure that I know of and I've seen it for myself.
No YLYL thread? Lets change that.
discord thread
https://discord.gg/w6ee6HG
>>702908809
