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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hey /b/ any medfags out there?
I've had this mole/spot thing just above my crotch for a while now and it hasn't really changed much, but i'm a pretty paranoid person, is it anything to worry about?
It looks fine, keep checking it to make sure it's shape and/or colour doesn't change. If it does consult a doctor to be safe, but currently it doesn't look abnormal.
>>672918880
its a common mole lol
if it gets noticeably bigger, just ask your doctor.
otherwise you got nothing to worry about
>>672918880
cancer
you not the spot
it's nothing
but you are cancer
sage
This is Ninja Brian's phone number. Tell him that he's a ninja, and that you're his biggest fan :)
(505) 670-0588
I've been calling him for months. He's super chill, but I thought it was time I released him to the 4channers. Let me know what he says.
We are not your personal army, newfag.
Fuck off.
He's just this random guy. I've never met him. He's not like my best friend or anything
Why would a guy living in LA have a New Mexico area code?
it's not the real Ninja Brian. It's just some dude from Santa Fe, and his name is Brian.
Who else unemployed here?
nothing to be proud of mate
I am... shits getting harder everyday....
>>672918939
not proud of it. I'm seeing if /b/ has any experience in getting out of this rut
got myself £120,000 to live off till i find one, shouldn't be too hard
>>672918129
used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights...
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You faggots will argue about anything.
The hang glider will provide a much better adventure.
>>672919796
Chair is more comfortable when discussing these topics on /b/ tho.
>>672919796
But then how will you 4chan
Smh tbh fam
>>672919908
>>672920007
Without the chair, I wouldn't be stuck here anymore. I will have an excuse to go outside.
>>672918986
used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights...
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Would you?
>>672918464
ill drill that pussy like a piece of wood
>>672918464
Only if she has a wheelchair.
Man I would fuck a soggy roll of toilet paper dude
Basically, people who dropped out of high school are making this dude a nominee for president
Pedro go home.
>>672919011
I already made peace with the fact that Trump is gonna be president because most americans are fucking idiots. Cya later, 'murican dream.
No wonder muslims call you guys pigs.
>>672919258
sounds about right
>>672919385
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
There aren't enough white Republican college dropouts to be getting the numbers he is. Also, those people don't usually vote.
The people who are "making this dude a nominee" (which he isn't, yet) are those who have had enough of the Republican establishment, or who see no better alternative in the running. Just like many on the Democrat side, who although they are not necessarily fans of Bernie and his policies, definitely prefer him to Hillary Clinton.
New fluffy thread while that faggot spams waifu shit
bump
It's like he doesn't understand it only leads to more fluffy threads being made which in turn replace his loved loli threads.
lol
Behold!
Dubs decides
show pooper
>>672918938
want to exchange nudes?
Holy shit OP I could hear her vagina slam shut all the way from here
If dubs
How old are you?
send her your pic
>>672919222
trips win
/Deuschlandfaden/New-Era-Edition!
Was haltet ihr vom neuen Format?
Sind die Fäden wirklich schlechter geworden?
Seit wann seit ihr im Faden? Wie alt seid ihr?
>>672919046
>Was haltet ihr vom neuen Format?
Muss eingeführt werden
>Sind die Fäden wirklich schlechter geworden?
Du Userbase wurde ausgedünnt. Wir müssen die Leute wieder zurück ins Reich holen
>Seit wann seit ihr im Faden? Wie alt seid ihr?
2014
22
>>672919046
Danke Comic!
>Was haltet ihr vom neuen Format?
Passt
>Sind die Fäden wirklich schlechter geworden?
Ja, zuviel Gelaber über gedoxxe und Andreas
>Seit wann seit ihr im Faden? Wie alt seid ihr?
War das erste mal vor 13 Jahren auf b dann lange Zeit nicht. Bin also ziemlich alt. Saddam hab ich noch gut in Erinnerung.
>>672919046
>/Deuschlandfaden/New-Era-Edition!
Oh, oh. Der gleiche Titel kann Sperren auslösen durch Mods.
>Was haltet ihr vom neuen Format?
Wird sich nicht durchsetzen.
>Sind die Fäden wirklich schlechter geworden?
Nein, anders.
>Seit wann seit ihr im Faden? Wie alt seid ihr?
Seit mehreren Jahren, 2015 intensiv, 18.
>>672919046
>Was haltet ihr vom neuen Format?
Schöne Flagge.
>Sind die Fäden wirklich schlechter geworden?
Nicht viel.
>Seit wann seit ihr im Faden? Wie alt seid ihr
Auf 4chan seit Pool closed. 27
>>672919046
>Was haltet ihr vom neuen Format?
Muss sich noch Einbürgern
>Sind die Fäden wirklich schlechter geworden?
Ein Stück weit
>Seit wann seit ihr im Faden? Wie alt seid ihr?
2015
19
>>672919553
Da fehlt das Banjo!
The columbine incident gives me such an erection, I want to follow in Dylan and Eric's footsteps but do a lot better than them, proper explosives and at least 50+ kills
You already broke the first rule
>>672919061
1st rule of mass murder club u never talk about mass murder club.
>>672918894
Cho should give you more of an erection, dude was a killing machine.
>>672918894
is this why people celebrate 4/20?
dude, once you get 25k you can call in the tactical nuke bruh
so edgy
So I've been sick for a while now, coughing and coughing for hours on end, headaches and all that good stuff.
However, before that I felt that I'd begun losing motivation, not just to work out, but to study. talk with people, get a job... to fucking live.
I feel so fucking empty, like theres no reason to do... anything!
But amongst all this angst and sadboyz feels I have this constant gnawing at the back of my mind. If I fuck up my studies I'll be no further than where I started, but with a huge loan to booth.
This shit is really taking
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I have a loving girlfriend who keeps me motivated also, she's harsh as all hell whenever I start getting wimpy, so I "man up" for her, but underneath I'm just as broken as before her loving motivational speeches.
I'm thinking of calling my old man up and confessing this shit to him, just to hear his voice and let him yell some sense into me...
He's a really stern and serious person, but he does have some love for his children. I fear nothing of the sort about it being "demasculating", but I'd rather just have some random...
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>>672918360
Its ok anon.
My family has a norse background too, and my dads damn near the same way, but without the net worth and with a dash of mental illness.
I look up to him.
How often do you call out?
>>672918360
Feels shitty dude, been struggling with the same thing tbh, but the only thing that drives me forward is the fact that i want to be more, i want to be better than others, kind of egomaniacle of me, but that´s what keeps me going, can´t make much of urself if u can´t even push urself through collage/university. Besides it´ll prolly be a passing thing and if you give up now u´ll regret it later when you finally find the motivation again, but those are just my thoughts on the matter. It´ll get better if you keep pushing
>>672919037
>How often do you call out?
Never, my mom calls me once in a while to check up on me and the mistress, but I haven't talked to my man since I was home for christmas.
He's really shit at talking over the phone, and so am I...
>>672919594
You sound like me.
How often do you call in sick?
Any local brits wanna fuck my chubby slut gf?
Got a big folder to dump
No one likes you, GTFO
>>672917845
Where is "local". And let me see more before i commit to tearing her a new one.
Can i open her asshole?
here's her arse, we're in essex btw if you're genuinely interested
>>672918270
She doesn't have any of those skank tattoos does she?
>>672917845
used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights...
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When King Cuck gets rekt by a fucking gipsy
>>672917997
>>672917997
>most of the U.S.
So does he mean like poor ghetto niggers nobody cares about or actual people?
>>672917997
I don't see how that's a "burn" (no pun), due to the fact that Sanders is hardly suggesting that we abolish the "free" market and socialize everything.
Lemme guess, you're the same kind of shill who acts like Obama wanted to take away all our guns because he wants universal background checks.
>>672918333
nah I it's pretty shit here to mate just look at this
>>672918333
>most of the country
>using technicalities like fly over states
When you fact in all the rural land the usa has, then yes the average speeds suck
/b/, I bought a few guns and I'm gonna go pay Donald Trump a visit at his next rally.
Wish me luck.
good luck
have fun rotting in jail forever
Reported to FBI. Enjoy prison,cock boi!
I guarantee that OP is posting this from an enemy's phone/computer.
Timestamp or bait, nice filename Nigga
Rate my cousin /b/
>>672918915
practicegirl / 10
>>672919154
Faggot
>>672919529
says OP
Maddy (left) or Veronica (right). Who would you fuck? Tell me what you'd do to her. I'll post more if there's interest
Maddy
>>672918836
Maddy. Love the short girls
Madonica
>>672919110
>>672918836
very interested in Maddy.
I would take her to the nearest bathroom, bend her over one of the toilets, lift up her dress and fuck her until I come in her tight ass pussy
Does /b/ actually like this guy?
Like, I dont even fucking know anymore.
Uncuckable, unstumpable.
>>672919162
If you disagree with anything he says you're a cuck
>implying anyone actually hates him
>>672919420
>>672919544
>>672919548
that's a no
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>>672919162
GET HIM OUTTA HERE.
huge tits thread? let's see some massive udders
Riddle me this atheists:
If you are as intelligent as you so dubiously claim, solve me this riddle:
Three mice and one cat are trapped in a box with three walls, a roof and a bottom. The cat is 50 times the volume and 10 times the length of the mice. If you remove one of the walls to allow their escape, why won't the cat leave the box to chase after the mice? The cat can fit easily though the hole, but remains stuck. Why?
HINT: You do not need to read the Bible in order to answer this riddle, but those who do should have an easier time figuring this one out.
>>672917908
The cat has a hard time understanding logic and is generally retarded, just like religious people.
>>672918183
>The cat has a hard time understanding logic and is generally retarded, just like atheists.
ftfy
Three walled box? I want a triangle box now...
HA! Atheists can't solve the riddle!
does /b/ know youtuber know gradeundera hes a hypocrite cunt that rants and trolls shit on youtube
hes also online on twitch come watch and make some respective discussion twitchtv/gradeaundera
>>672918386
bump
>>672918386
lets do this
>>672918386
this has potential
>>672918386
bumping
literally who?
