Waifu thread
Claim your waifu before someone else does.
Miho claimed
finally
I was just about to finish a new bread too
mmmm bread
mugi claimed
Upotte-anon did nothing wrong. Quit it.
alright, any medfags out there i need your help seriously
ive been having weird pains in the area shown in the picture, right above my junk
its even weirder the way the pain comes ; either when i pull on the pubic hair in said area, or press down on it
its been like this for around 2 years... and im starting to get freaked out.
>>672918287
You're growing a vagina
>>672918449
a mangina?
>>672918287
If it hurts from 7am to 11am it is unfortunately cancer. If it hurts from 11am to 7am it's AIDS. in either way rip OP
>>672919227
maybe its both
Shia, can moot be summoned on google+?
I think we all know what must be done now....
You know the drill
Show me your tits
Put your phone down before you hit a nigger
>>672918626
checked
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Ok,
I'm not against interracial porn, but why is it usually white women fucking black guys?
Why are the other combinations not shown near as much?
>>672917742
I don't know but I need that sauce
>>672917742
because the market is much larger.
You attract white cucks, black guys, and white women.
With black women and white men you only get white guys.
Black guys are known for having big dicks which is good for porn.
White women are generally regarded as the most attractive which is good for porn.
Because of the kikes that run the industry
Hey /b/ any medfags out there?
I've had this mole/spot thing just above my crotch for a while now and it hasn't really changed much, but i'm a pretty paranoid person, is it anything to worry about?
It looks fine, keep checking it to make sure it's shape and/or colour doesn't change. If it does consult a doctor to be safe, but currently it doesn't look abnormal.
>>672918880
its a common mole lol
if it gets noticeably bigger, just ask your doctor.
otherwise you got nothing to worry about
>>672918880
cancer
you not the spot
it's nothing
but you are cancer
sage
This is Ninja Brian's phone number. Tell him that he's a ninja, and that you're his biggest fan :)
(505) 670-0588
I've been calling him for months. He's super chill, but I thought it was time I released him to the 4channers. Let me know what he says.
We are not your personal army, newfag.
Fuck off.
He's just this random guy. I've never met him. He's not like my best friend or anything
Why would a guy living in LA have a New Mexico area code?
it's not the real Ninja Brian. It's just some dude from Santa Fe, and his name is Brian.
Who else unemployed here?
nothing to be proud of mate
I am... shits getting harder everyday....
>>672918939
not proud of it. I'm seeing if /b/ has any experience in getting out of this rut
got myself £120,000 to live off till i find one, shouldn't be too hard
You faggots will argue about anything.
The hang glider will provide a much better adventure.
>>672919796
Chair is more comfortable when discussing these topics on /b/ tho.
>>672919796
But then how will you 4chan
Smh tbh fam
>>672919908
>>672920007
Without the chair, I wouldn't be stuck here anymore. I will have an excuse to go outside.
Would you?
>>672918464
ill drill that pussy like a piece of wood
>>672918464
Only if she has a wheelchair.
Man I would fuck a soggy roll of toilet paper dude
Basically, people who dropped out of high school are making this dude a nominee for president
Pedro go home.
>>672919011
I already made peace with the fact that Trump is gonna be president because most americans are fucking idiots. Cya later, 'murican dream.
No wonder muslims call you guys pigs.
>>672919258
sounds about right
>>672919385
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
New fluffy thread while that faggot spams waifu shit
bump
It's like he doesn't understand it only leads to more fluffy threads being made which in turn replace his loved loli threads.
Behold!
Dubs decides
show pooper
>>672918938
want to exchange nudes?
Holy shit OP I could hear her vagina slam shut all the way from here
If dubs
How old are you?
send her your pic
/Deuschlandfaden/New-Era-Edition!
Was haltet ihr vom neuen Format?
Sind die Fäden wirklich schlechter geworden?
Seit wann seit ihr im Faden? Wie alt seid ihr?
>>672919046
>Was haltet ihr vom neuen Format?
Muss eingeführt werden
>Sind die Fäden wirklich schlechter geworden?
Du Userbase wurde ausgedünnt. Wir müssen die Leute wieder zurück ins Reich holen
>Seit wann seit ihr im Faden? Wie alt seid ihr?
2014
22
>>672919046
Danke Comic!
>Was haltet ihr vom neuen Format?
Passt
>Sind die Fäden wirklich schlechter geworden?
Ja, zuviel Gelaber über gedoxxe und Andreas
>Seit wann seit ihr im Faden? Wie alt seid ihr?
War das erste mal vor 13 Jahren auf b dann lange Zeit nicht. Bin also ziemlich alt. Saddam hab ich noch gut in Erinnerung.
>>672919046
>/Deuschlandfaden/New-Era-Edition!
Oh, oh. Der gleiche Titel kann Sperren auslösen durch Mods.
>Was haltet ihr vom neuen Format?
Wird sich nicht durchsetzen.
>Sind die Fäden wirklich schlechter geworden?
Nein, anders.
>Seit wann seit ihr im Faden? Wie alt seid ihr?
Seit mehreren Jahren, 2015 intensiv, 18.
>>672919046
>Was haltet ihr vom neuen Format?
Schöne Flagge.
>Sind die Fäden wirklich schlechter geworden?
Nicht viel.
>Seit wann seit ihr im Faden? Wie alt seid ihr
Auf 4chan seit Pool closed. 27
The columbine incident gives me such an erection, I want to follow in Dylan and Eric's footsteps but do a lot better than them, proper explosives and at least 50+ kills
You already broke the first rule
>>672919061
1st rule of mass murder club u never talk about mass murder club.
>>672918894
Cho should give you more of an erection, dude was a killing machine.
>>672918894
is this why people celebrate 4/20?
So I've been sick for a while now, coughing and coughing for hours on end, headaches and all that good stuff.
However, before that I felt that I'd begun losing motivation, not just to work out, but to study. talk with people, get a job... to fucking live.
I feel so fucking empty, like theres no reason to do... anything!
But amongst all this angst and sadboyz feels I have this constant gnawing at the back of my mind. If I fuck up my studies I'll be no further than where I started, but with a huge loan to booth.
This shit is really taking a toll on me, I seek motivation in "manliness" and all that gay shit. I have a fucking viking heritage for fuck sake, my ancestors were fishermen, farmers, warriors, craftsmen, fuck it, some of my distant relatives is famous artists and architects.
Also, my father is amongst the greatest men I've ever known. He may be a chubby 40 year old man who spends most of his time playing Civilization V when he's not at work, but holy fuck does that man work hard for this privilege to actually sit down and enjoy 2 hours of beer and strategy games. He's regularly sent of to the Barents sea to do research, this can take up to a month at a time, he's been on TV several times and his nettoworth I could probably round up to about 10 million dollars, house, boat and car included ofcourse.
But holy fuck did this glorious bastard work for this shit, he started out with some really shitty tech-building shit, boring work and just above avarage wage, but he got a...how do you say, "trial period" on a decent job amongst these scientist, and won't you know he became their fucking leader in a matter of months.
Meanwhile I'm sitting here in a different city, 20 years of age, writing this shit on an anime dedicated imagesharing forum. Actually thinking about this fucker gave me quite a spark of motivation, but I fear I'll just wake up tomorrow, skip lectures because I feel "a little under the weather" while he will be out at sea providing for his family.
I have a loving girlfriend who keeps me motivated also, she's harsh as all hell whenever I start getting wimpy, so I "man up" for her, but underneath I'm just as broken as before her loving motivational speeches.
I'm thinking of calling my old man up and confessing this shit to him, just to hear his voice and let him yell some sense into me...
He's a really stern and serious person, but he does have some love for his children. I fear nothing of the sort about it being "demasculating", but I'd rather just have some random guys from the internet talk some sense into me before I REALLY take the plunge and execute the final solution.
So yeah...
>tl;dr: Talk some sense into me before I have to stress out my loving old man
>>672918360
Its ok anon.
My family has a norse background too, and my dads damn near the same way, but without the net worth and with a dash of mental illness.
I look up to him.
How often do you call out?
>>672918360
Feels shitty dude, been struggling with the same thing tbh, but the only thing that drives me forward is the fact that i want to be more, i want to be better than others, kind of egomaniacle of me, but that´s what keeps me going, can´t make much of urself if u can´t even push urself through collage/university. Besides it´ll prolly be a passing thing and if you give up now u´ll regret it later when you finally find the motivation again, but those are just my thoughts on the matter. It´ll get better if you keep pushing
>>672919037
>How often do you call out?
Never, my mom calls me once in a while to check up on me and the mistress, but I haven't talked to my man since I was home for christmas.
He's really shit at talking over the phone, and so am I...
Any local brits wanna fuck my chubby slut gf?
Got a big folder to dump
No one likes you, GTFO
>>672917845
Where is "local". And let me see more before i commit to tearing her a new one.
Can i open her asshole?
here's her arse, we're in essex btw if you're genuinely interested
>>672918270
She doesn't have any of those skank tattoos does she?
When King Cuck gets rekt by a fucking gipsy
>>672917997
>most of the U.S.
So does he mean like poor ghetto niggers nobody cares about or actual people?
>>672917997
I don't see how that's a "burn" (no pun), due to the fact that Sanders is hardly suggesting that we abolish the "free" market and socialize everything.
Lemme guess, you're the same kind of shill who acts like Obama wanted to take away all our guns because he wants universal background checks.
>>672918333
nah I it's pretty shit here to mate just look at this
/b/, I bought a few guns and I'm gonna go pay Donald Trump a visit at his next rally.
Wish me luck.
good luck
have fun rotting in jail forever
Reported to FBI. Enjoy prison,cock boi!
I guarantee that OP is posting this from an enemy's phone/computer.
Rate my cousin /b/
>>672918915
practicegirl / 10
>>672919154
Faggot
>>672919529
says OP