Fap/nap bread
Odds fap even sleep
Guess it's nap time...
roll for sleep
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>Be born mute
>Get physically and mentally abused by parents and other kids all through childhood
>Bounce around foster homes and orphanages because I showed up to school when I was 8 with blood in my hair and bruises all over, dad beat me senseless the previous night for dropping the remote when he asked me to hand it to him and the backplate and batteries fell out
>Never have any friends, closest thing I had to a friend was a Korean project partner for a week who said "you can't talk but you're a smart guy"
>Can't join military, work normal jobs or socialize without feeling or making others feel awkward
>Have to type out what I want to say on my phone then show it to people
>Pallet jack driver for 8 years in a chicken plant, haven't missed a day in 6 years
>Haven't had more than a handshake in years
>Nobody outside of work or cashiers at stores has talked to me in years
>25 and going to die alone a miserable virgin
Can someone tell me what having friends or being in love feels like or post some stories that might make me feel better?
How is one born mute? Missing vocal chords, speech impediment?
I Dated someone who was a mute once. you are not missing much man, if you market you being you mute, you might get some ladies,
>>677416790
lemme put a face to the struggle. selfie?
Post a pic and let us decide.
You have nothing to lose anyways
Would you step on a black baby for 18 billion dollars
Post funny shoe shoes you would on him and tell us how you would do it
Try to justify it
I'd fucking do it for free. I'd happily go on a machete rampage amongst a nursery full of these semi evolved monkeys, I'd make The Walking Dead look like an episode of Scooby Doo.
>>677418232
/thread
I'd tape that lil nigga to my shoe and run a marathon
i would step on anything for ???billion anythings. babies. elephant shit. whit babies. dead kittens. leprechauns. un opened lays barbque chips. billions?
Lolicon is for normalfags.
Toddlercon is where It's at.
ohh god no
>>677418613
Lol is that toothpaste?
>>677418613
hey /b/, rate my body
been working out for 2 years
Show your face.
What's the point of blurring your face when it's in the mirrors redemption smh
>>677418227
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
rollin
s/fur continued
requesting chubby butts
So, political figures what would you see them as in as furries?
>>677418616
requesting creampies
new FB Fap thread
for the anon that was asking before
>>677418908
It seems the fake OP in the last thread wasn't a total idiot and deleted the thread so no one else could take over, very sneaky.
Anyways, first 36.
>>677419222
Probably should've put hunger games in the title of this thread, oh well.
Ben "Pulling the Trigger on Every Nigger" Garrison
Takumi
John J Callanan
What are you listening to?
>Ride The Lightning - Metallica
>>677415962
This was a blind pick at Zia, fucking love these guys
https://youtu.be/8uDLNVWgZf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Z6Ar814t8
>>677416214
This sounds badass
Nice m8
Hey /b/
I'm gonna buy steroids online, looking for advices. Where should I buy it? What should I buy? What shall I do (a lot of workout??) ?
Thx bros
>>677416820
this
how much time have you been working out?
Save your money and pay a therapy for your faggotry
>>677416726
I heard Neugenix works pretty good.
I'm also trying Lipozine + Metabo-up + Blue Nano Citrulline (from Japan) + Fenugreek.
.
http://www.desertsun.com/story/news/crime_courts/2016/04/01/elderly-woman-evicted-trial/82527874/
where they gather.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/hillary-clinton-wears-leather-talks-trash-blows-stop-article-1.2585665
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/274888-sanders-clinton-took-my-abortion-remarks-out-of-context
I am a Meme Master.
Part 2 coming shortly.
>>677417489
The Meme Master will now leave you to do what you do best.
>>677418050
thread will die even though i am posting good content. good job new 4chan. good job. hey mod, this sounds similar to you doesn't it.
FIRST PERSON TO SPELL OUT ENCYCLOPEDIA ONE LETTER AT A TIME WINS $5,000 100% LEGITIMATE GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
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I saw this in my dream and I woke up and immediately wrote it down. Can someone tell what it means, if it means anything
boards.4chan.org/x/
boards.4chan.org/t/
They will help better than x.
>>677413632
You are a faggot.
>>677413632
Uhh.. Maybe you could tell us what it means?
It's quite obviously binary and can be translated online
I'm not sure exactly what I'm looking at,
but it's too long to post here
Desu desu. Desus back, back a desu guess whos desu celadesu desu.
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Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
ITT: Sucking strangers cocks stories
>Be me horny af watching cocksucking videos
>Start getting really horny at the thought of taking a facial from another guy
>no idea where to even start look through some apps and download grindr
>set name as nsa bj now
>before i even know it like 10 guys all messaging me
>Bio specified i wanted a big dick, filtered through the guys until i found one
>dick pic looks huge, tells me he can be round in 5 mins walk in use my mouth and leave
Cont?
Film it. Send it to your famiry
Cont anyway till people start sharing
>tell him to come over and use the back door
>nervous as fuck almost shaking
>watch some messy deepthroat porn to get me ready
>light knock on back door, shit here we go
>guy walks in about 6ft not too bad looking
>drops his pants and puts me on my knees without saying a word
>pics didnt lie, huge cock quite thick
>I start giving him head while he films me on his phone
>sucking lightly on his head for a little as he gets hard and his cock literally fills my mouth
Cont
>>677416264
Keep going
>>677416264
well i must be a gay cause i need more
How old were you when you first got curious about black men? I feel like a late bloomer, and I want to make up for lost time.
Webm?
>>677416664
OKAY... is it just me or is there a concerted brainwashing effort to plant the seed in our heads that both cucking and loving interracial is "the new black"?, if you'll excuse the pun.
>>677417181
Yer right. Jews have been posting these threads for years.
>>677417181
Yep,they're pretty consistent about it.
Pick a slut to suck your cock. I'll post more of your choice.
23
>>677417650
5 or 24, idk
>>677417895
nice choice! heres 23
21 any nudes?
Ask a bored on duty security guard anything
Security guard for how long?
What are you security for? What's the spookiest thing you ever seen?
>>677416472
Only about a month so far. Easy gig, maybe I just got lucky with the site though. Full time hours, graveyard shift, and 2 days off in a row every week.
>>677416483
There's an old vault in the basement of the building. The room before it is all torn up and stuff, and the walls inside are completely barren. Looks like there's a few old posters in it. Don't like going down there, gives me the creeps since there's no lights save 2 in the room before.
Making the smeckels.
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