Ok /b/, here's a question I can't really ask anywhere else.
What do you guys do with your jizz after you fap?
I use vaseline and I've been wiping up the cum from my belly on my cum teddy for the last 11 years since I started fapping and he's pretty worse for wear.
I mean he's always so fucking slimey that using him after wards is starting to suck.
I used to wash him in the sink every year or so but it's been 2 years since I've been home alone and the stench is so powerful when I wash him I can't get away with it while my mom or sister is around.
This is a legit question.
Will timestamp if required.
>>677418961
That teddy is fucking disgusting
Lick it
>>677419328
I'm not asking what you think of it, I just wanna know what other Anon's do to clean up after they fap.
I usually use my dirty shirts that I wear
I caught my friends wife on hidden cam. Who wants to see?
>>677419211
Ill bite, lets see
>>677419270
>>677419316
She has no idea I have these
Go ahead
didn't you post this thread a few days back? I have most of your stuff
would you fuck her /b/? wanna see them little tits?
Certainly
>>677418920
nah show me your dick
>>677418920
Continue. Don't even care if it has a dick.
If dubs yes
So /b/ I was playing dead space then my left arm and leg and face started tingling.then they all went weak.now I am lying down on my bed scared.the weakness has decreased but still there wat do?HELP!!!
>>677419458
You gonna die playing videogames, congratulations.
>>677419458
Sounds like you smoke too much and are a too lazy faggot.
Your arteries are fucked up.
Go to a doctor.
>>677419458
Your side went asleep, OP your a faggot, if it went away its not a stoke, quit your bitching.
Is it left or right side going numb that's a sign of a stroke? Can't remember.
ylyl?
>>677417293
MURICA!!
>>677417293
Already lost, he fuckin hits her with thte cart
Heyo /b
I just got minecraft for my birthday and im now going to play with two of my best and only friends Richard and Harry
Trips chooses my minecraft gamer tag <3
>>677416518
FagLord69
>>677416518
Whitepride1337
HairyDick
loves2spooge
Hey /b/. Can you photoshop me shaking hands with someone famous. Thanks
Bump
>>677417665
y r asians obsessed with technology
nypa faggot
What does this mean?
Hooters ghost. Eat over easy.
It means ur a dumb mother fucka from round the way
>>677417473
DONT EAT IT
scary chicken embryo ghosts will haunt your shit
>>677417473
it means that you don't know how to make eggs
Fap/nap bread
Odds fap even sleep
Guess it's nap time...
roll for sleep
k
>Be born mute
>Get physically and mentally abused by parents and other kids all through childhood
>Bounce around foster homes and orphanages because I showed up to school when I was 8 with blood in my hair and bruises all over, dad beat me senseless the previous night for dropping the remote when he asked me to hand it to him and the backplate and batteries fell out
>Never have any friends, closest thing I had to a friend was a Korean project partner for a week who said "you can't talk but you're a smart guy"
>Can't join military, work normal jobs or socialize without feeling or making others feel awkward
>Have to type out what I want to say on my phone then show it to people
>Pallet jack driver for 8 years in a chicken plant, haven't missed a day in 6 years
>Haven't had more than a handshake in years
>Nobody outside of work or cashiers at stores has talked to me in years
>25 and going to die alone a miserable virgin
Can someone tell me what having friends or being in love feels like or post some stories that might make me feel better?
How is one born mute? Missing vocal chords, speech impediment?
I Dated someone who was a mute once. you are not missing much man, if you market you being you mute, you might get some ladies,
>>677416790
lemme put a face to the struggle. selfie?
Post a pic and let us decide.
You have nothing to lose anyways
Would you step on a black baby for 18 billion dollars
Post funny shoe shoes you would on him and tell us how you would do it
Try to justify it
I'd fucking do it for free. I'd happily go on a machete rampage amongst a nursery full of these semi evolved monkeys, I'd make The Walking Dead look like an episode of Scooby Doo.
>>677418232
/thread
I'd tape that lil nigga to my shoe and run a marathon
i would step on anything for ???billion anythings. babies. elephant shit. whit babies. dead kittens. leprechauns. un opened lays barbque chips. billions?
Lolicon is for normalfags.
Toddlercon is where It's at.
ohh god no
>>677418613
Lol is that toothpaste?
>>677418613
hey /b/, rate my body
been working out for 2 years
Show your face.
What's the point of blurring your face when it's in the mirrors redemption smh
>>677418227
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
rollin
s/fur continued
requesting chubby butts
So, political figures what would you see them as in as furries?
>>677418616
requesting creampies
new FB Fap thread
for the anon that was asking before
>>677418908
It seems the fake OP in the last thread wasn't a total idiot and deleted the thread so no one else could take over, very sneaky.
Anyways, first 36.
>>677419222
Probably should've put hunger games in the title of this thread, oh well.
Ben "Pulling the Trigger on Every Nigger" Garrison
Takumi
John J Callanan
What are you listening to?
>Ride The Lightning - Metallica
>>677415962
This was a blind pick at Zia, fucking love these guys
https://youtu.be/8uDLNVWgZf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Z6Ar814t8
>>677416214
This sounds badass
Nice m8
Hey /b/
I'm gonna buy steroids online, looking for advices. Where should I buy it? What should I buy? What shall I do (a lot of workout??) ?
Thx bros
>>677416820
this
how much time have you been working out?
Save your money and pay a therapy for your faggotry
>>677416726
I heard Neugenix works pretty good.
I'm also trying Lipozine + Metabo-up + Blue Nano Citrulline (from Japan) + Fenugreek.
.
http://www.desertsun.com/story/news/crime_courts/2016/04/01/elderly-woman-evicted-trial/82527874/
where they gather.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/hillary-clinton-wears-leather-talks-trash-blows-stop-article-1.2585665
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/274888-sanders-clinton-took-my-abortion-remarks-out-of-context
