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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Is growing a beard the best thing to do if you're losing your hair?
>>674566093
No, buy a hat.
>>674566145
what's the best hat? A wig hat?
>>674566274
Depends on you're face structure and head shape but beanies are best.
>>674566093
if you're losing hair do these things, in this order:
>start shaving your whole head every day
>build some muscles
>grow a beard, trim it
>be successfull
>buy a serious bike
>get ready for a large amount of pussy
>>674566504
Why not shave head?
She is 19, love black guys, and has a fat ass! Let's tell her how much 4chan loves her!
>>674567812
>>674567812
Well I can't say I have feelings for someone I've never met
She's just a whore. Who cares?
Why is there no Furry board on 4chan ?
/fur/
Because furries are a filthy cancer to the world and should all be rounded up and gassed.
>>674567091
Kill yourself
>>674567179
>>674567196
so you rather have furries all over /b/?
>>674567451
I'd rather they all hang themselves.
jump into a fucking tiger pit at the local zoo, its where you belong, not with the animal but dead
Ask a Venezuelan living in Venezuela anything
Let's try to confirm or deny rumors about my country that you may have read or heard.
About me:
27 yo
Male
Professional
Stable work
Shitty salary
I'll bump the thread with some stories about real personal experiences
>Be me
>Be an electoral witness for the elections that were taking place
>A hundred chavists on motorcyles arrive at my voting center
>They say I look too burgoise
>take me out from the voting center at gunpoint while screaming how I’m a capitalist pig and a traitor to the homeland because I disagree with their political views
>The military stationed to secure the voting...
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>>674564341
Have you bought black market toliet paper?
Story two
>Be me
>Be in a text fight with my gf and tell her to eat shit
>Man, I really want some ice cream. Tell my buddies and go get some
>inb4 you’re gay
>implying I’m not
>Be back. In the parking lot of my building with my friends and a big ass bucket of delicious ice cream
>Go to elevator area
>What’s...
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>>674564823
Yes, of course. Just today I bought 48 rolls of toilet paper pro Bs. 8800. Minimum wage is almost 12000 Bolivares.
It's only truly available in the black market or after endless lines and a huge load of luck
>>674564909
>”What kind of car do you drive?” The leader of the apes asks
>A 1979 Jeep Wagoneer
>Keep your shitty old truck, you’ll need it to go to class
>So kind of him, all while tying us up with telephone cable
>They leave us tied and gaged in the floor while tearing apart the place
>They actually leave the...
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Hey /b make me less ugly
you look fine tbh
>>674565828
I disagree, i'm 19 and look like a kid still
>>674565963
If you're 19 you still are a kid. Come back if you're 26 and still look the same.
>>674565708
Impossible. The only way to make you look less ugly is if your face looked like a pair of ass cheeks
>>674565963
solid 7/10
Kahoot: 381700
Bamp
>>674565850
oké MBO.
>>674565850
how can i join ?
getting in on these would be so much more fun if we could see the questions
>>674565850
Zee Germans checking in
Hey /b/
My eyes have always been light brown. Looking in the mirror lately I've noticed that they're both turning green around the edges of the iris like this. Is this normal?
Also eye rate thread.
you have aids you faggot
>>674566418
Question... Do you feel angry right now?
also.. Totally unrelated
Do you happen to be an atomic physicist?
AIDS
>>674566418
ophthalmologist here.
i am really sorry to be the one to tell you this: you have superaids
Depending on your age, it might be totally normal or you're turning blind very slowly.
ITT:
The dumbest shit you got banned for and for how long
Pic very related. I was artificially banned for 3 days due to having to go to bed before my ban ended due to my sleep schedule.
>>674565499
Replied to a "raid" thread
3 day ban
All i posted was this
>>674565690
kek
>>674565690
what?
>>674566193
What, what?
A month ago I was banned from /pol/ for 3 days for shitposting
Ok /b/ I need help
I found my sisters old iPod that everyone forgot she had. It's one of those old gen 3 or 4 ones. The problem is that there's a passcode and idk how to get through it.
Will share possible nudes with anyone who helps me get into it,
You can't get through it
>>674567013
So there's no possible way in the universe using any type of software that will get to the pictures?
>>674567083
Not that I'm aware of
Nice try, FBI
No FBI, Apple is not going to help you and neither are we.....newbs
Who is this guy and why is he a meme?
He's just a cancer like the banana also check em
>>674565473
>check em
>no dubs
>k
now check these
>>674565473
>>674565952
Now watch how they're actually checked.
>>674565473
>>674565952
>>674566258
But mostly check mine
Simply check em
Croatian
>>674565260
bump for interest
what's her name /b?
>>674566355
why don't you open your sister's bedroom door and ask her
>>674566355
>her
>>674566355
Roberta paulson
Her name was Roberta Paulson
stephen
YLYL
GOD-TIER-ONLY EDITION
>>674564590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9BzA_0TLBs
Dumpertfag
>>674564590
>GOD-TIER-ONLY EDITION
posts bullshit
>>674565443
daar komt toch al het beste nederlandse humor vandaag of niet jonge
nou dan!!!
https://youtu.be/dmel1Mcl4nA
Long Distance Relationships...Discuss
Bad Idea or Good Idea?
>>674566035
Bad faggot
Bad newwwwws my lad. I've tried it twice. You need someone to hold and appreciate in person. It was nothing but arguing and depression.
It can be better than nothing if you keep it lighthearted/fun. But you should be looking for a replacement close to home (cause that's what she will be doing).
Unless you're in serious love (which you're not, else you wouldn't be asking b for advice)
Currently in one... Get to see her this June for 4 months. It's alright. It doesn't help if you are insecure. Yeah you'll get hit with a wall of loneliness every now and then. Especialy if you live in totaly different time zones. But if she's special then why not. Been with my ldr for 1 year and a half. Cant wait for June.
>>674566035
terrible idea anon, only leads to paranoia and heartache
Ask a 26 yo man who spends 22-23h a day in bed anything.
>>674566061
Where do you get your money?
Who owns the roof over your bed?
>>674566061
Why?
>>674566234
autismbux
my father atm but I'm moving out to my own place this summer
>will lose the only social contact I currently have: my family
>>674566061
so you just get up too take shit and post on 4chinz?
>>674566368
why not?
Got a folder of this cucks girlfriend. Just spreading the love for him like he wanted
No one interested?
My fucking shoulders are so weak I can't even side lateral raise 10kilos. Please tell me you're weaker than me, fam.
General muscle thread I guess. Or exercise in general.
>>674565599
fuck off to /fit
they have an entire section of weak ass, faggots like you
cunt
>>674565707
/fit/ is for musclemen. They never reply to anyone that can't bench at least 300lbs and dead lift 5plate.
>>674565599
dub dubs check'd
this is now a dubs thread
>>674566022
checkd
How serious is this guy?
>>674562961
>guy's name is Silly Sam
I don't think he's very serious.
>>674563409
It's ironic. He is named Silly Sam because he is too serious.
>>674562961
idk, those red shoes always get me
>>674562961
Serious sam is damn serious.
Do you feel lucky, /b/? Then roll.
why not
>9
>only 5 girls in the pic
You had one job
rolling for them all
Rolj
>>674565745
GF rate thread. post pics of your gfs, rate them and say what youd do to other anons gfs
>>674565773
teeth/10
toothpaste much?
>>674565773
Can you foreveralone retards fuck off with this facebook cringe for 5 goddamned minutes?
>>674565999
shes nice, would fuck mercilessly and cum on cute face
>nice trips btw
>>674565773
