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No cock rate thread?
Come on guys let's see some cocks and get some rating going on. I'll go rate me
Rate me
>>674274969
6/10
Pls rate dingus
Ignore ppp
Mutilated/10
ITT We post pics of our moms
mostly non-nudes, but nudes are welcome too
trips get nudes of OP's mom
Why do you have nudes of your mom?
>>674274756
Why not?
Help me! someone can replace the microphone with a cock ?!
I will send more images
Bitch!
More please anon
I'm a gay man and I love it when straight men say homophobic insults to me. Say some to me in this thread
did you take the brownies out of the oven?
>>674274675
>faggots die
Everyone dies bruh
>>674274675
homophobic insults
>>674274675
I think your choice of sexual orientation is pretty swell.
You are a very manly man, man
Okay bored let have a desktop r8 thread no cleaning
i forgot how to screenshot
>>674276143
I kek just press print screen and pasta in to 4chan or use snipping tool
>>674275840
less weeb shit needed, very organized. 8/10 fuck you
aight used snipping tool ty anan
hey /b, need ur advice
Gf recently became vegan and with that she changed drastically. She is hating every single person and the mankind. She is not showing any emotion but instead she's complaining the whole day. She already tried multiple times to convince me to go vegan aswell. Will she change or will it only get worse?
>>674275422
never been in that situation but i dont think that she will change. did u speak to her about it ? what did she say?
she might have depression, trust me
>>674275422
Leave while you're still ahead. She will just get more psychotic.
>>674275422
Explain her how fucking nature works.
>>674275422
My advice to you would be to make like a tree.. And bury yourself in the garden. This relationship will have you kill yourself, so you may as well conveniently get a head start.
DON'T GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW, I GOT A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU FAGGOTS
COD marathon?
>>674275807
0/10
What school you fucking faggot
I thought you said you were going to do it today?
What are you going to do anon?
Fluffy pony abuse picture thread
eh, okay
where can I find a hooker in Edinburgh? and how much should I expect to pay?
craigslist
>>674272495
Why do you need a hooker? Tried backpage or adultwork?
Backpage man.. I used to work as a pimp man. Check the girls have been there a few days at least.. could be coppers.. fucking sketchy man. Also, dont click on girls that look too good. Also, those girls with the skittles in their pictures, yeah im pretty sure thats slang for under 18, so stay way the fuck away from that.. unless you want to be a prison bitch
The site backpage possibly mate
>>674272495
http://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Edinburgh
You're welcome.
>finally got me an Asian girlfriend
>try to have sex for the first time (she is a virgin)
>literally could not get it in
I'm not trying to show off here - in fact, if anything I would say I am fairly averagely sized, but what the fuck?
Ended up having to buy lube to get it in the first time, something I have never had to use before.
Also, protip for all you premature ejaculators - using lube and a condom seemed to make me last forever even though she was
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>>674272628
Got pics?
>>674273134
This
>>674272628
her asshole will be much looser. All that gook food does a number on your insides
what did you do for foreplay?
>>674272628
Bait or dumbass 14 year old
Either way OP is a faggot
-The time has come-
Ask a swissfag anything
>>674274170
Are u rich?
>>674274170
wa machsch
wo bisch
we gahts?
>>674274170
How much nazi gold do you personally have access too?
>>674274170
why is it you have such high self regard when all you do is live off what should have been taxes in other countries? the swiss contribute absolutely nothing to europe
>>674274170
what time is it? i want to know EXACTLY, and i want it now
>inb4 jewnstein relatistupidity
Continuation of a thread from last night?
Go on Laci Green's latest video and comment about how much weight she's gained.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBS G98qzaPc
>>674273041
Can't wait for the next video about thin privilege.
>>674273223
Same
>>674273041
>O'l Jack always says...what the hell.
I would smash that woman into oblivion
>mfw the white knights in the comments trying to heroically unmask the villainous hacker known as 4chin
Top kek, this guy is so buttmad
Good shit boys
Ask a Freemason anything
can i join you
>>674272197
what is your skill?
Show me the location of the endstone. You know what I'm talking about!
>>674272197
why would you offer free bricks to people
>>674272894
>mfw I'm younger than 99% of u and have the biggest dick on this board
How does it feel knowing a teen could cuck you easily?
>>674273269
>tfw he thinks people above 20 use /b/
>>674273269
well I'm a faggot so if it were a situation between us it would be a win win for me. Poke my poohole please
Try harder faggot, you look like shit and you're wearing a fucktard suit with a fucking cap
>People actully think this guy can pull of making a WEBM
Is this place filled with retards?
younger than 99% of u and AM the biggest dick on this board
>Burglars family blames homeowner for protecting home against burglary
The next dindu nuffin, Trevon Johnson. "He was raised in da hood... how else is he gonna get his money [if he doesn't steal]?"
http://www.conservativeoutfitters.c om/blogs/news/93332609-video-burgla rs-family-blames-homeowner-for-shoo ting
>>674272981
You is just a raciss cracker. That's all there is to it muthafucker.
>>674272981
Best laugh of the day, thanks oh-pee
>>674273991
I know right? The autism is overwhelming. "Stop shooting criminals. They're just trying to make a living."
>>674272981
Op sooo you just mad at black people as a whole?
I'm black, do you hate me. Let me guess you gonna post meme stats. How many black people you met? And those people represent me even tho I never met them. Get real bro
>>674272981
This belongs in /pol/ though, with your miserable comrades that will also agree with your fucked up view of the world.
Fat
>>674274972
gf more?
>>674275605
Fat.
Post more fat chicks
mmm
23yo virgin with self esteem issues.
Should I go pay for an escort this weekend? She is 27 and actually very hot.
>>674273502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
Also, if I do go..
is there anything I should be aware of it any tips? Will she provide condoms?
i would go, i think the ones i have seen usually have condoms, but tale one or two just incase.
>>674273502
Just kill you're self austitc faggot
if she is the kind of hooker that doesn't provide condoms she is shit and you may not want to see her.
Don't go see an agency, independent girls are the way to go. If you google her number and it comes up with a different girls number even if you have to go back a couple pages you probably dont want to see her.
A half hour or an hour doesn't necessarily mean 30 minutes or 60 minutes. Its a very loose definition.
ITT: We live in medieval times and own a castle
>>674273369
Im the King, Sir fucksupalot
>>674273369
Dibs on the dungeon
Hi guise, my name is Francis I. I just built a new hunting lodge for miself, waddaya think?
>>674273369
>>674274413
Fuck y'all, i am the grand warlock nigger. Gonna turn yo motherfuckers to gay frogs & shit.
>>674273369
Anyone down for some incest down in the tombs?
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Remember: Sunny weather is bad. It's bright,
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Maybe.
Hanako claimed
best katawa
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed again
Shiki claimed
Why we gotta do this.
Existe aqui algum tuga?
NIGGER ALERT
Diz me por favor que não és do Benfica...
>>674273443
Fodasse claro que não
putos todos
De que região?
> Norte
