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Haven't seen a good cringe thread around...
>>674694147
not this little faggot again
Good, good... We're kicking off...
>>674694572
Anyone here ever flash or jacked off in front of people before?
I sometimes jerk off while I drive around. I'll silly watching cars pass by. When I see a truck or suv with a girl in passenger side I drive up beside it. Slowly stroking, I pass my speed so the person can see into my car and what I'm doing.
>>674694257
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/01/26/msp-man-dies-on-i-75-while-masturbating-behind-the-wheel-pantsless/
Once when I was 12 infront of the hotel maid.
me and my best friend did it for each other once
and sauce?
>>674694257
Op here are you me? I do that too but I just mostly jack off and drive I don't try to like get people to look it be hard unless you're at a light.
>>674694654
Don't have sauce but probably like a nubiles or uhh that other one that's like x art
Why do they call it the Xbox 360?
Because when you see it you turn 360 and walk away
You fucking retard, if you turn around 360 degrees you're facing the Xbox agai.
>>674693941
No, you would have turned around and began to walk away at that point
>>674693941
Fucking kek
>>67469407
You're a fucking nimrod
/B always knows what to do
rl
Rolllll
>>674692612
Hehe
>>674692612
it's the night
>>674694360
Kik thread /b
Watch out Bruh FBI Joseph Anderson be hunting pedos down
Add: Mcl31
Bump?
Add oddestfuture97
pkachu639
add pls
i'm pretty mad that girls don't wanna fuck me. like legit mad. what should i do about this frustration /b/?
>>674693570
women aint worth your time, the squeeze aint worth the juice, cuz even if you get the poon, they get all crazy n shit.
rape
>>674694087
still mad doe
>>674693570
kidnap one and you won't need their approval :^)
u fat or something? Go excercise
come back OP!
OP!
Bamp
you are great pls come back
what happened?
>>674695535
thread died while she was still posting
Traps / shemale / cross-dressing general
Almost 100,000 images (post more!):
http://rb.booru.org/index.php?page= post&s=list&tags=shemale
webm's pls
hi
hot
Post in this thread or this will happen to you!
>>674694912
Wut
no thanks
>>674694912
eew
K
What, no feminist hate thread?
Let's fix that.
>storytime
>still in college
>working for my grandmother's company. Grandma runs it all. She is an Iron Bitch who was a Rosie during WWII, and bought properties around the college town when the guys who used their GI bills to get houses defaulted on the loans.
>for fifty years my grandma rented to college students and kept every place up to snuff. The old lady with the toolbox was the one
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>>674693750
>I have basic plumbing skills enough to snake a fucking toilet and grandma basically said if I work for her through college she'll give me one of the houses to get me started - to sell, fix up, rent, whatever
>$200k right out of college? Um, yeah.
>but it means I deal with the shit jobs grandma doesn't want to do any more
>like entitled freshmen spoiled cunt women's...
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>>674693949
>look at her and say it's in your contract that you do not flush tampons, maxipads, or anything other than human waste and toilet paper. This is the first gratis visit, we'll charge after that
>she launches on a tear about how men don't understand women have needs and how could they not flush something like that, can't leave it around, and anyway menstruation is natural
>stand up and...
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>>674693949
Girl sounds like an autist
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>>674694063
>this happens three more times in a week
>grandma gets a phone call from lawyer lady
>you should really make your sewer system work properly, my daughter says the toilets don't stop clogging
>she isn't supposed to flush her tampons, ma'am
>I don't know what kind of men you have running that place, but women can flush tampons...
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>>674694181
>this happens two more months in a fucking row
>tampons get stuck, I snake them out
>finally the last pull I tell grandma it's not worth it
>I describe the shithole that the house has become
>they have burned cigarette holes in the carpeting
>they have broken a window and not called to get it fixed
>they...
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sup /b/?
having open heart surgery next friday. getting a new valve. trying to get some good movies to watch while i'm recovering.
what are your favorite movies?
>>674692277
which valve faggot
mitral valve , tricuspid valve, aortic valve, or pulmonary valve
I had my mitral valve replaced too
Wanna kiss?
>>674692277
what kind of movies do you like dude?
im really into existential trippy type shit. i could share a flick or two if that floats your boat?
>>674692500
aortic valve. did you get a mechanical or pig valve? don't really want to be on cumadin forever.
>>674692574
don't really care, i don't watch many movies. i guess i like comedies but i also like bank robbery movies and heist stuff.
i've got all the basic popular movies already, just looking for some random movies i may not have heard of i guess.
>>674692739
MECHANICAL MOTHERFUCKER
I still have a slight murmur but no BLOOD THINNERS
YOU WILL GET THRU THIS
sup /b/? took 8mg xanax an hour agoo and smked 2 gram give me osmething to listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqVAehzwD7I super chill song all the way through, its ambient down tempo
enjoy falling asleep for 16 hours in about 4 minutes
>>674689181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAHgMZtafnU
>>674689181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZylKrhZL7iU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdIUXOhFtNM
I can't believe it! I've found naked pics of my sister on her phone.
Dump pics
>>674692779
Bumping for the dumping
Greatest feeling in the world isn't it young padawan u found 3 sextapes anal beads and more nudes than I can remember, I'm slick tho
>>674692779
>>674693058
I found*
/b/, can we have a big knees thread?
No
Out of all the shit I see on /b/.
This has to be the worst.
the fuck is this
>>674692764
ay yo big knees
Post the deviant art
Only oldfags remembre
>>674692764
Im in the mood to fap to her. Anyone care to join or see more?
nice body
I want to participate and see moar
>>674692705
agreed. she def makes up for her butterface with it
>>674692791
>>674692787
>>674692880
Yum I love how nasty her face is compared to that perfect body
Lets find out.
ROLL.
COME ON 2
rolling for AIDs
y not
cyborg power
>>674692651
fuck
It's my birthday /b/ and all I want is teens please
>>>/s/
Happy birthday.
Also my birthday, but i don't want anything but the sweet release of death.
>>674691048
MODS MODS MODS
Feet thread
>>674693573
Keep it coming /b/ros
OC. Got one more of tops
>>674693931
Lets keep this thread goin
>be me
>be born
>mom and dad are not close
>hate each other infact
>mom takes me away from dad without a court order or custody hearing
>mom is a fucking awful person
>steals, beats up people, and is overly aggressive
>hit me several times as a baby
>let me get sunburnt on the beach every other
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>>674691681
>i am quiet, but have energy, not really weird
>don’t have a crush on anyone
>get bullied, hard
>like, really hard
>people would avoid me
>people would call me names
>”faggot”, “no one will ever like you”, “you’ll die alone”, “kill yourself”, etc.
>people...
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>>674691864
>desensitize myself to death, feels, and gore
>iamcalm.vbs
>never really react to much after that, basically the gore and feels made me permanently calm
>still dating Lauren
>meet up still
>one meetup, she says to meet at a hospital room
>”alright”, no idea why, but i trust her
...
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>>674691945
>heart monitor going crazy
>critical
>i can hear the PA telling doctors to rush to her room after i hit the button
>grab her hand
>she wakes, eye twitching, and smiles at me
>thisisit.png
>she asks to see photos of our meetups
>whip out phone and open it
...
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>>674691681
>starts to talk to me little by little
>doesshelikeme.vbs
>get her snapchat (she deleted it a year or so ago)
>talk with her frequently
>says she wants to say something to me on friday at 7:00 at this old barn
>i wait in barn for an hour
>i wait another hour
>it...
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>>674692265
Am I typing to the abyss?
>meet up with family
>adults (30 and up basically) don’t say much to me
>cousins (the only ones in my age group, I have no siblings) talk shit
>they make fun of me
>punch me, kick me, throw shit at me
>almost get me kicked out of the thanksgiving day party by lying
>half...
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Do you feel like sucking cock sometimes, even though you consider yourself straight?
I'm really starting to think about sucking a cock.
Nope. Never. I always thought of it as demeaning. Feels like a power move and I hate not being in control.
>>674690463
You're at least Bi, deal with it.
Now go suck some cock, the world needs more blowjobs.
>>674690862
I do too, but sometimes when I fap I think about sucking a cock. I don't even see it as demeaning. If I'm sucking a cock, I'm in control, right?
>>674691058
Should I really go for it? I just want to suck cock, I don't feel any kind of attraction to men.
>>674690463
I think about sucking cock sometimes but I'm totally straight, srsly.
>>674691251
Seek out a gloryhole maybe? Then it's just dicks.
