Ladies and gents, gather round, come on Uncle Anon's shitpost comic fest.
Today we're going to read about senpai.
>>696078008
4chan pass is actually useful for this shit
>>696078041
is she going to show us the titties?
hey /b/, femanon here ;D
I'm just reminding all of the guys here that the average woman including me have difficulty cumming when we're fucking. And I strongly believe it's because the average sized penis is just too skinny and short to viably fill up an average girl's vagina. You guys should be educated to know that the vagina elongates up to 8 inches when we're horny, and there are plenty of nerve endings too deep in the vagina, not just at the opening, I hate it when average guys keep talking for us and saying that there is no feeling in the back of the vagina.
So please average boys, do us average girls a favor and just learn how to make us cum by using your tongue and fingers, because that skinny little dick which like 90 percent of you have is just too small for us.
So please fuck off, we like talking about big dicks for a reason, it's because we like cumming! ;)
And to any boys who's gonna post "girls do like small dicks", please fuck off, you don't speak for women as you don't know what having a vagina feels like you fucking retard.
>>696056236
ugh
>>696056236
nah, i wont
blech
>>696056628
GAWKERSHILLS
GAWKERSHILLS
GAWKERSHILLS
FUUCK OFF
Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>no trolling edition (cont.)
Age:30
Women fucked: 9
>The stories behind them:
>Jessica was my first, not much to say, came at the drop of a hat and we fucked almost every day
>Janice was my half-brother's wife, got permission to fuck her, tight young fuck, loved every second of it, came buckets inside her then later found out I'm bigger than my brother
>Courtney was a co-worker, made her orgasm so many times she couldn't stand up right (fucked her while on the clock in the employee's women's bathroom)
>Linda was a co-worker, not much to say
>Nichole was a co-worker, we fucked a couple times a week, tight pussy, excellent head, had her tubes tied so she was my first cumdump, still fuck her from time to time
>Ashabelle was a homeless chick, with a hot face and big fucking tits, also gave excellent head (was the first to deepthroat my cock) came buckets inside her after finding out I was able to
>Misti was a co-worker, nympho slut, loved my cock, fucked in bed and the shower, loved the taste of her own pussy on my cock
>Amy was a co-worker, and pregnant. Was my second cumdump until we stopped hooking up
>Natalie was a co-worker and a close friend, got permission from her husband to fuck at any time, sucked cock and fucked like a pro
If given the chance, I'd fuck them again in succession and creampie all of them.
>>696056208
Age: 20
Number of girls fucked: 0.
Story: Asexual demiromantic.. Or in simpler terms, a faggot.
49, around 35 or so. Keeping them off my dick is the problem.
>>696056888
>check'd
send some of that sweet poon my way
18 and only 2 but I've had more experience with guys
Post your face when you first saw CP, here or anywhere else.
>pic very related.
Pic very related.
s/fur crafted carefully with a loving touch
>>696076582
gonna dump from the beginning
I'll auto-dump cause I've got to head out. Be back later
Draw Thread
>>696073847
pls draw pin with a softer color
THREAD.
SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS.
>>696071625
trinket?
afraid i don't know her. must have mistaken me for someone else
>>696071956
good.
>>696072386
well, since iv'e never seen you before. maybe your name?
>>696073847
pls draw a tortoise remembering a dream it had the night before
pls
#DNCLeaks
WikiLeaks published 20,000+ emails showing the DNC essentially rigged the primaries in order for Hillary to win.
It is now being proven than 4chan has been deleting threads associated with the scandal that broke about 12 hours ago.
>>696069604
Also, there are already over 100,000 people In Philadelphia settings up to protest to get money out of politics and officials believe the number could go as high as 1 million by tomorrow.
#99%
there are also millions of people who don't care about this
I'm one of them
>>696070014
YouTube and Twitter are also removing results. Several users have complained about videos being removed completely.
The DNC is waging a war against he American people. Wake up fucking nigger they rigged the election.
>>696070014
https://youtu.be/Btts9c6N4Nw
ITT: titties
>>696062718
Thats a nice pack of titties, do you have moar?
Does this pic make you feel uncomfortable?
not really
Yes, it's called submechanophobia.
Does this pic make you feel comfortable?
CELEBS
Anyone else want to rape taylor with me ;)?
>>696070298
As long as Ari joins the fun
>>696069479
'murica
Cuck thread.
Post your girl/girls you know and anons reply how they would fuck them, cucking you.
left
im bored and in long distance with gf
tell me what you would do with her
Please
Ylyl
Learn to start a thread with more than one image summerfag
Deutschlandfaden!
Hier geht es weiter.
>>696068088
Geprüft
>>696068088
>88
Heil Hitler!
>>696068088
Deutschfaden mit 88 als Doppeltem, der hier wird bumpen
OP IST EIN FAGGOT
Would you fuck her?
>>696060384
No, I'd take her out to a nice dinner and drop her off at her door never to see her again
It's a him
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Rattle rattle
>>696067593
Just fine princess
>>696067643
Are you mad at me?
>>696067762
Best bikini.
s/fur good posture, good posting
I want to boop her nose.
post harem girls
>>696069690
As I was saying. Flecktarn master race.
Dear Faggots (gay men),
I've spent the past multiple months slowly being sucked in to the world of homosexuality due to an influx of hormones, my incredibly poor social skills, disdain for women, and outrageously large amount of time spent on the internet. Over the past few weeks I have been this close to giving in to my urges and letting a man fuck me, spending hours jerking off to craigslist ads and other heinous shit. However after all I have seen I have one announcement for you.
Fuck y'all. I don't care what society says, I don't care what you faggots say, and I don't care what my brain says. While you guys can do whatever you want, I just wanna let you all know that at the very least ONE person has escaped the clutches of homosexuality. While you almost caught me (and believe me, I was mere DAYS away from going in for a hookup) I've fought off the urge to give in to the cock.
Not trying to make an argument, you can be gay if you want.
But
This time I won
Eat shit and die faggots I always knew you were fucked
Kill yourself.
>>696057742
yeah, i bet instead of cock u got a big carrot up ur ass don't cha? u fukin fag
>>696058855
nah bruh i tried the anal stuff and while it feels good it just isn't worth it
>>696059230
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
go /b/
ok
>>696068483
rolling
>>696068483
roll
>>696069409
really
Count to 5 for nudes of my sister
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