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Would you?
I hate this obnoxious little bitch. She should not even have a YouTube channel, she thinks she is so smart commenting on others playing games she is not even old enough to to play. Her parents should be ashamed.
>Would you?
Already have a little friend of my own, thanks.
Every night until she gets to 16 or 17 then gone.
on a scale of 1 to Bernie Madoff, how fucked am i?
>phish emails through facebook login pages
>make insane bank by paypal transfers
>receive txt with my full name, alerting me that the police have been called.
What do.
>movetocanada.jpeg
an hero
>>677592119
You're asking for advice on 4chan, you're already too far gone.
>>677592119
lubricate anus
You're this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chamoy_Thipyaso
>Prison sentence of 141,078 years
List movies that fuck with your head. I'll start Ex Machina
>>677591879
garbage/10
>>677591879
the signal
>>677591879
It was good, but not rly a mindfuck movie
Il start.
Enough with this paedophilic shit
Cute II
>>677595235
>>677595416
like her?
ITT: We post a meme that was popular when we first discovered 4chan.
Bump c'mon /b/
/b/ no longer makes any memes. I discovered 4chan in a memeless era
don't you 404 on me
Can anyone identify the spider I caught? I woke up and it was crawling on my arm. Also, trips decide what I do with it.
>>677597117
I think that's Tony.
>>677597296
You know him? Why is he in my house?
>>677597345
I wouldn't say I know him, but I've seen him around.
>>677597117
Pretty sure thats Lil Tony. Tell him "woogitty boogity" and he will be cool.
>>677597407
Is he the reason for the small clusters of baby spiders on my ceiling? And what type of spider is Tony?
Battlestations thread
>>677592860
Be original for once faggot
>>677593222
>implying it wasn't just to start the thread
idiot everyone has seen the op
>>677592860
>>677593222
fucking kekt and rekt
Fap roulette thread. You faggots know what to do.
>>677592935
roll
rolls
>>677592935
Rolleroo
rolls
>>677593128
Rerolleroo
What makes you a social outcast /b/? Also general /introvert/ thread.
autism
my alopecia make me worry that people are more focused on my head than my eyes when in conversation and i often mumble when talking make it hard for me to interact with new people.
>>677586546
when I was 8 - 12 I looked like a little girl
my older sister told her high school chums I was a homo
back then people treated homos like they treat pedos now
parents told their kids not to play with me
teachers made me the class scapegoat
older kids lurked outside my school to bash me
it was so bad my parents sent me away to a boarding school
when I came back I was 17, 6foot6 and 100kgs
even now years later the townsfolk are petrified that I will kill them all
>>677587481
that sucks man, anywhere else you would be an ideal person to be around but nobody wants to hang with you even more now, i bet
>>677586546
I have OCD and I have to have everything a certain way not matter what the cost. So obviously people wouldn't exactly wanna be around someone like me.
Washington thread! Anyone have nudes from 509 spokane/ medical lake/ airway heights?
>>677587660
Go to fucking bed mead high school fuckbag lonely ass trash
I'll start. Shay from Spokane
>>677587660
I bet you're some Arab on student exchange trying to get white trash pussy, pussy.
Shay #2
>>677587777
Quads of HIV white trash
Post pictures of girls and others say what they'd do to them degrade/humiliate
>>677588285
Would stretch her out and let all my friends fuck her stupid worthless holes however they want. Once she's leaking cum from every hole then she pushes it all out on the floor and sucks it up. we her home gang rape her pussy for hour and throat fuck the bitch, until she starts crying, then turn her over and fuck her ass. When she is all used up and nothing but a sweaty, cummy. worthless mess. drop her limp body naked infront of a homeless shelter and watch them go to town on her
>>677589855
I would take her out the back of a party and rip that dress off before fucking her ass raw. Then I would cum down her throat, after that id leave her alone in the courtyard so other party goers can have their way with her. Occasionally bringing her glasses of punch to keep up her hydration.
>>677590837
Right,
Tie her up for a bdsm session with ropes tight around her tits and pins and bulldog clips on them. Then take her to the shower and smash her cunt and throat pulling her hair then choke her against the bathroom wall as i fuck her deeply and her eyes roll back as she cums. Then blow on her face.
>>677591203
Id walk right up to her sperg out and then awkwardly leave the room
nightly osrs thread
farming makes me so disappointed.
I saw you the other day, i remember because i was making fun of your name\
sup
Just went on for the first time in awhile. Why the fuck does everyone have an herb cape? Is it cheap now or something?
>>677585737
hey anon :)
post your name too
>>677585851
it's the aprils fools event. gives you a fake cabbage picking cape
>>677585851
April fools thing I think ur talking bout the cabbage cape
I always thought pray pots made money but pray (3) costs less than ranarr is that right?
>>677586646
Candle here, incest thread go!
>sis asks me why I still treat her like a kid
>I tell her because she is a kid
>'no, im practically a teenager'
> Well it's still x months until your birthday, so you still aren't a teenager, and I'll tickle you as much as I want, even if you are a teenager
>'I'm just glad you are hanging out with
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>>677587595
ill bang her
Bump hurry op
is this actual candle?
Come on candleman, get a move on
ffs...
drawthread
Durst
>>677592510
bump
>>677592581
Congraturations
>Ace is the biggest whore the draw threads have seen
i'm here
asdf
lewd
no u
>>677594361
I do really love watching them play through them really fast. watching AGDQ and the summer one are pretty entertaining
low traffic thread it seems
It's awfully early in the morning
why are guys into traps?
i never really understood it but i always seem to come across a trap thread at the top of a catalog. why are so many guys into this?
>>677585795
I'm not, it's gay, and Tumblrites have spammed this board with it to pollute the weak minded into converting and the newfags into believing this is /b/.
>>677585795
sexy traps*
not he beasts in a wig and skirt
>>677585955
but still they have a dick?
It's something different. Everybody needs a change once in a while.
/nzg/ - The New Zealand General!
>>677588432
ahoy friendos
>>677588432
link me in
Why are IDs even gone?
>>677588761
Link you into what, fool?
What's your fetish/kink?
How achievable is it?
>>677581747
My kink is op's mom
Achievable with 2 dollars.
>>677581870
>>677581870
damn son i got swindled. thought treefiddy was a good deal
>>677581747
Your mom.
Serious answer: Dom/sub, bondage, little, all that fun junk
very achievable, since I have a gf who is into everything that I'm into. Fun stuff.
>>677581870
zozzle'd
I'M SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THE STATE OF THIS BOARD.
THERE HAS LITERALLY BEEN NO OC HERE SINCE MOOT LEFT. IT'S BEEN MINDLESS GARBAGE AND PORN AND CREEPS JACKING OFF TO FACEBOOK AND EACH OTHER'S GIRLFRIENDS NON STOP. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHOW YOUR FACE HERE. DOING THAT USED TO BE A FUCKING DEATH SENTENCE. NOW EVERY DAY THERE'S A, "Hurdur, faces of /b/ thread? ;DDD." AND FUCKING AUTISTIC DRAWFAGS DAY IN AND DAY OUT...
Uhg.
I just wish. For once. That the mods would give a shit about this board again. And that it wouldn't have
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>>677588092
why dont you leave
>>677588092
Thanks Lori.
Do something about it faggot
BRING BACK SNACKS
Preach
