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>>706982991 My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
wie viel bier trinkt ihr pro jahr? schafft ihr es, ordnung in euerem zimmer zu halten? wer war schlimmer für deutschland, merkel oder hitler? seid ihr für die gesellschaft ein gewinn? wie lang ist euer penis? ist tg ein mann?
>>706984666 >> wie viel bier trinkt ihr pro jahr? Also ca. 2 Sixpacks die Woche im Durchschnitt, dass sind 6 Liter pro woche das sind (bei 52 Wochen) 312 Liter im Jahr.
>> schafft ihr es, ordnung in eurem zimmer zu halten? Nein, egal wie oft ich es mir vornehme, es ist trotzdem voller shit. Ich habe sogar eine ägiptische Käfer-Art seit jahren in meinem Zimmer, die nicht als Schädlinge zählen, da regelmäßiges Staubsaugen reicht um sie los zu... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I'm dating a really hot blonde, a 10 but can't seem to stop wanting to fuck anything that moves... I get hard af with other bitches, but need cialis for my girlfriend. What the fuck brain?
What are the odds that I am being Friendzoned?95%?
>"Hey, are you free anytime soon? I would like to grab coffee and chat"
>"Hey! I'll have to get back to you on it. Taking 7 classes this semester on top of working the two jobs and getting stuck babysitting this weekend has been filling up my schedule."
>"No worries. I just figured that we should meet up soon"
>"Definitely!"
Note: She... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>706981846 The odds that he will win are slim to none. Have you seen that map thing that predicts his likelyood of winning? Right now its about 80% hilldog and 20% Plump. Supposedly this system (or whoever conducts it) has predicted the last few elections correctly. Makes me sad, but face it man, he lost.
l feel that the aldohol and pills are kicking in as l type this look out for boston news, in two weeks or so they'll find a smelly corpse in an apartment
>>706969612 Shitty question anon >uses pic of ugly black >doesn't use a picture of a hot black who is equal to the white >any sane person who likes women will say white cuz she looks better >kys op
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