r34 thread? bonus points for goth chicks.
>>691440390
Why does she only have 4 toes?
Lets start a fuckin rekt thread.
How about this becomes another porn thread.
>>691442846
Why the fuck not
timestamp or gtfo
>>691438774
show us your femenine pens
I've been an avid porn browser for a long, long time. Before I browsed, I flipped magazines.
Something that is relatively new, and a very welcome phenomenon, is the emphasis on boy cunts (you all are calling them 'boipussies' now, which I almost like better). Seriously, I'm old-school (pre-AIDS barebacking in bathhouses old-school from about 17 to about 22 when the crisis started to hit big) and we just dealt with the hair. Mostly on account of it being dark and steamy.
Now you don't have to even deal with close your eyes and imagine it isn't a 40-year-old 400lb Italian you're fucking, modern twinks are practically tender little nymphs. I'm almost afraid I'd break them. It does, though, make it obvious why salad tossing is the new fetish on the block these days. If you lined me up some cunts like that I'd eat them for days.
It almost makes me wonder, 1 of 2 things:
1. Sexy, studly boys and twinks didnt' have the bravery to seek out a good fucking back then, and so we had a whole generation of closet twinks fail to have a man show them a good time
2. somehow boys are, as a whole, becoming more feminine. I see this shit all the time about hormones and the like in food and water, I almost wonder if we've raised a generation of biological near-sissies
Yo that's gay man
How old are you op and what country?
Last number of your post determines who you Fuck, /b/.
>>691437664
Great, I get to Fuck trump.
trips pls
Buwhahahah, sadism.
>>691438932
I get to fuck a corpse ?
Its over... we're finished, our reign has come to an utter halt.. We cant fucking compete with this, we just cant. Guys. I... i'm so sorry but we just cant fucking change it. Black guys have 4-7 white girls ON AVERAGE while white men only have 1-3 white girlfriends. White women are shallow and they prefer them. They're sexier and trender can dance better and have the Rythem of the Warrior compared to us. We're done, WE'RE DONE! we're fucking finished, we cant fight it, i tried but we JUST CANT!
>>691421434
Yeah good luck with that, I'm white and gots it goin on m8... Well... My skin is white... I'm part Mexican, Gypsy, Apache, black, Irish, German, aaaand Italian among other things.... So fuck black people I am the future, and they can have white bitches I fucking hate them anyways
>>691421434
OBVIOUS BAIT but jesus man, grow a pair of balls if you want to get laid just in general.
As a black male, all i ever want to say to this shit is "Man the fuck up or YES, im going to rub my overhyped dick all over your precious women."
This isnt even about race, its about men vs men.
But if youre gonna make it easier for me then go ahead
>>691422858
its not bait its rdeal
>>691422903
Then grow a pair of balls or shut the fuck up and stop making me the goddamned boogey man because you cant get laid.
YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RADT9rCTVPQ
>>691436589
Woah, that's 3spoopy5me.
Draw Thread
"Oh boy here we go"
Requests?
what happened lmao
>>691428845
requesting a cute or lewd nun. your choice on how far you want to go with it.
Mother Daughters you know and want to fuck in a threesome
>>691415355
roll
roll
Fiddle
roll
Caturday... post your catz
I need some advice, /b/. In short, how can I stop my little sister from being so slutty? She's 13 and I've already seen her screwing around with college guys who are my age (I'm home for the summer). She parades around the house all day usually just in a sports bra and panties and she's at the point where she's starting to develop and get attractive. Really freaking me out, and I need some help.
Bumping, in case anyone has any advice.
Tell her she cant be a whore
>take a bottle of gatorade
>drink like half of it
>fill it back up with equal parts malibu and seven up with a shot or two of vodka
>put in the freezer until slushy consistency is formed
>give to younger sister
>wait until she is boozy
>force yourself on her and fuck the shit out of her
>take pics from your pov
>blackmail with said pics if you suspect she is being slutty
why do you care?
only do something about it if she actually gets old dick
pretty sure my younger sister caught me havin' a fmf threeway and it scared her away from sex
that can be your plan b
>>691438914
That'll work.
>>691438965
She's come onto me plenty of times, no need to get her drunk. She does get old dick - guys my age are fucking her. Which is probably why she's not scared to actually come onto me. Haven't done anything, obviously, due to her age, but it's just freaking me out.
Auction thread - Tell how much you would pay to fuck the posted girls. Also explain how you would like to fuck them for that price
>>691433249
$80 - $100
>>691434333
$100 - $200 at very most
>>691435246
>here is the front
>>691435246
Come here to chill
- Godtier
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/the-offbeat
bump
Molly was here
>Repond politely to Winterr
I hate dogs, post animal cruelty pics.
>>691435959
are they ded op?
Looks like someone's actually scared of dogs and is compensating.
Imagine being scared of dogs, what a pussy.
>>691435959
edgy little kid, grow up faggot
YOU
WANT
YOU
LOSE
>>691433105
Watches with leather straps are for dirty cunts who don't mind wearing sweat on their wrists 24/7. Kill yourself.
Guitarists will lose.
>>691433105
>2016
>wearing a watch
odds fapping evens sleep
roll niggers
Ye
Here goes nothing
this is pretty scary
I better fucking fap
Creepshot thread?
>>691421835
pics you've saved or want others to save thread
Everyone get in here and vote!!!
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215
Fuck off and die.
>>691435569
Fuck! that was only 80,000 yesterday
>>691435569
So over one million don't agree with democracy... good to know.
What would happen if this petition causes a second referendum?