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How big is your dick?
Bigger then yours if your the little dicklett in the pic.
A little over 5 inches
5.8 inches
7.5
>>768078789
but I'm black so i don't count
simulated pedophilia thread
drawthread
Hello, I am requesting anything ass or nude focused of my character. Thank you in advance!
>>768077211
Don't be a coward and respond to my message anon
>>768075088
To be relateable, she probably wouldn't be wearing such tight clothes. What kinda neet wears tight fitting clothes when they stay inside all day and dont plan on showing off their body?
The only exception would be if theyre a masochist.
Going around nude would also be an option, but the degree in which this is frowned upon varies on the culture and setting.
Now, you see anon, a character...
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>>768077211
If you have an respect or actual care for your character, you'd defend them. If not, I wouldn't doubt you just made a character to fit your fetish and kinks.
If that's true, you should have just stated so instead of playing them off as a character.
Sup
>>768077068
Sidhe??
I'm being a pussy and feeling upset because I'm alone. How can I stop feeling lonely?
>>768072832
It's hard to believe, but it's all in your mind. Take some breaths, take a shower, light a candle or just change it up. Don't get swallowed. Put music on, that helps me
post more of her?? :)
>>768073003
Ill try to shower, but I'm just lacking in people to talk to, which i think is my main problem.
>>768073590
sure I got tons of pictures
>>768072832
Do volunteer work if you aren't working a regular job or you aren't in college. It's a great way to meet people, but you have to be willing to put in some effort to whatever you're doing. You won't have a supervisor breathing down your neck, but you still have to go at a reasonable pace.
I met some cool people while I was working at a food bank that I keep in touch with. I think it would be something that's worth looking into.
do you not have alot of coworkers? i feel the same way.
more??
Post girls wearing glasses nude
>>768076338
Do you ever download any new shit?
Sexy belly thread like pic related
bananananana
I'll disintegrate a few photos, infinity war style.
>>768075345
>>768075773
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>>768075773
Is it even a little ironic Harvey Weinstien is in this photo?
Roll dubs you leave 4chan for two weeks
Roll trips you leave 4chan forever
Re-rolls encouraged
>>768075751
Hahaha...
Who would ever want to leave...
*internally*"Guys, help me please. They won't let me leave this place"
I don't want to leave.
>>768075751
I hardly get on this as it is anymore, I wouldn't mind.
>>768076391
Re-roll
God please give me trips. You wouldn't want me here with these degenerates
Goodbye
Femanon here, oc feet thread?
tits or gtfo
Tuts first
>>768075545
TITS OR GTFO CUNT
tits or gtfo
>>768075545
Go for it
Extra Large Tits
>>768077082
>>768077161
hnng
Marry, Fuck, Kill thread. Let's go!
>>768075893
From left
Fuck 3
Marry 2 kill 1
>>768075893
KFM
what about?
>>768076079
Marry, Fuck, Kill
>>768076079
Kill 3
Fuck and marry for 1 and 2 could go either way
>>768075893
M, K, F
Gtreets smart Anons of /b/, I would like some help. I want to die so I took around 1300mg of Methylphenidate (Concerta). It has been around 4 hours since I took maybe 25 tablets that were 54mg each all at once. I've managed to keep them down and they're kicking in. I'm experiencing an increased heart rate and fast breathing mostly. Also a little bit of distorted vision and minor paranoia. I'm a little stiff and jittery. I can still think sorta straight (from what I can tell) but I'm a little slow to process stuff and send the messages down to my limbs, if that makes sense.
So my main question is will this OD kill me? Or will I just be extremely high for a day or two with bad withdraws? I'm about 300 pounds and 5'9. I'm way too out of it to calculate the LD50 myself for this medicine.
Right now I'm all tingly and just sitting outside in the summer night downing pack after pack of cigarettes waiting to drift off and be with God, listening to some Frank Sinatra. It's so peaceful that the side effects are manageable. At the risk of sounding cringy as fuck, could some of you please keep me company in my last moments? My phone has plenty of charge left so if I stop responding I'll have at least passed out.
>inb4 muh hospital and shit
Im all fat and retarded and socially inept and alone and I'm just ready to leave. Please respect my decision. I'd rather just check out than be this pathetic, but knowing me I'll probably wake up tomorrow having botched my own suicide.
Thanks /b/. Also feel free to recommend me some good old jazz type music. I'm really in the musical mood tonight. Also I'm a /g/tard. Talk to me about technology related stuff. I'm going to look up some old IRIX and NeXTSTEP and iOS 6 screenshots and admire all of the work that was put into creating such elegant and smooth user interfaces on top of BSD/UNIX/Mach OS components. I love those retro feels.
Look up at the starry night sky with me, Anons. No more pain or worry or sadness. Just us and peace.
Also it took me nearly an hour to click send. I had to keep readjust time since OD. I'm very paranoid and exhausted but I feel like I'll die in my sleep. Dubs decides if bed time /b/. I'm getting itchy all over and delusional and I can't write without autocorrect. I'm scared /b/. I still want to go out but it's cold and I'm afraid. Please help to comfort me, Anons. I will not be spaghetti mouth pathetic faggot OP anymore if this works. Guide me to the light. Please humor me I'm getting messed up ans everything is slow. Please dubs bedtime....
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>>768074548
These dubs say call an ambulance.
Log'em
Op, you succesfully took 2-3 times the lethal dose of Methylphenidate, bye.
Also my stomach hurts. Will green tea go against the meds? Please help with this one. I think I have sufficient digestive them aft like 4 hours
Sry 4 butter fingers I have bad motor control
>>768074656
Off by only one my dude get fuck I'm dying
>>768073877
moarer pics you shouldnt share
My ex ayla
M o r e o f l o r i
>>768078747
still interest from last tread?
>>768078797
>>768078747
M O R E
>>768078797
Fuck moar
Reply if you want the nudes she posted of when she was 18 today.
yup podt em
Duh
>>768071967
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>>768072061
>2.4% of American troops are transgenders
How does that make you feel?
>>768069369
I don't give a shit as long as they shoot straight (hah!) and generally perform whatever functions they're supposed to perform.
>>768069369
Kys
>>768069583
yeah honestly, why the fuck would I care?
>>768069583
Very smart
Not sarcastic
>>768069369
>copypasta
who gives a fuck... would give her a full load/10
post anything
>>768071413
What the fuck.
Anything
>>768071413
sup faggot kill any brothers lately
>>768070530
go ahead
>>768070530
Bump, Interested
Ok
>>768070530
Anon. There's fags in the Military. Just do it.
lets see those tits
I'm down to see some pussy
fellow /btards tides is attacking us we must fight back
heres what i got from their sight
they are spamming us with the black dicks and this is whats killing the white race shit
they must pay
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>>768070095
Who? Are they behind the tide pod thing?
Well..whats going on guys?
>>768072648
LITTLE
>>768072788
Checked
Post flaccid
made a tribute vid today
>>768072887
Off by one..
